The Dilbert Guy Promises To Assassinate Trump If He Acts Even Slightly ‘Hitlerish’

SO I get the feeling that Trump supporters are getting a little desperate. I say this because Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert and big-time Trumper, is making you a promise that he’ll take drastic measures if Trump is elected and acts even slightly “Hitlerish.”

Wallow into the crazy:

My promise:If Trump gets elected, and he does anything that looks even slightly Hitler-ish in office, I will join the resistance movement and help kill him. Thats an easy promise to make, and I hope my fellow citizens would use their Second Amendment rights to rise up and help me kill any Hitler-type person who rose to the top job in this country, no matter who it is.

As I often say, Democrats generally use guns to commit crimes. Republican use guns for sport and for self-defense. If you are a Republican gun-owner, and you value the principles of the Constitution, Im confident you would join me in the resistance movement and help kill any leader that exhibited genuine animosity toward people because of their genitalia, sexual preference, or skin pigmentation.

In other words, Im willing to betmy lifethat themonster view of Trump is an illusion.

That said, I also dont know which candidate has the best policies. I wouldnt risk my life for any of their tax plans or ISIS-fighting strategies. Im only interested in helping the public see past their hallucinations about the monster under the bed. Youre on your own to decide who has the best policies.

I dunno, I’m thinking a dudewho use words like “Hitler-ish” probably don’t have what it takes to take on the federal government and take out a despotic president. Hey you remember when Trump said he’d make the military commit crimes against humanity, and if they refused, he’d FORCE them to? Yeah, just a reminder.

Darn good cartoon tho.