‘There Isn’t ANY Disorder!’ – Gorka Called White House a ‘Well Oiled Machine’ 6 Months Ago

I stumbled upon a very interesting and funny interview with a BBC journalist of Sebastian Gorka from six months ago. It’s really worth watching after Gorka “resigned” and said that Trump’s agenda was DEAD at the White House.

Just six months ago, he literally said there was NO disorder in the White House, and called it a “well oiled machine.”

Six months later, he called the administration so broken, so opposed to Trump’s agenda, that he supposedly resigned [he was most likely fired].

Watch the hilarity below:

I mean, c’mon. That is *awesome* in it’s irony, especially when Gorka is smugly accusing the BBC journalist of being “fake news” about the disorder at the White House.

Also, none of this matters, because his base is so religiously brainwashed and indoctrinated, that no number of obvious contradictions like this will separate them from their cultish worship of the toupee’d orange-faced cult leader.

Still, it’s entertaining.

‘I Was The Judicial Clerk For The Judge in the Original Arpaio Trial…’

This is a very interesting thread from a guy who knows the judge in the original Arpaio trial. For those who care to reason through their positions instead of just following the tribe like a witless savage, it should be illuminating.

So.

Like, for three people.

He followed up:

BUT, as I’ve said before, words are meaningless since the advent of the Age of Trump. It doesn’t matter that the judge has conservative bona fides greater than Trump’s (not that this is saying much). He is a “liberal” because all that word means now is that he would dare run contrary to Trump’s tribe, and that includes Arpaio.

In this sense, Arpaio is like our O.J. Simpson. Blacks said that O.J. should go free not on the merits of his case but because blacks had been historically victims of prejudice. In the same way, illegal immigration opponents don’t give a damn to actually see if Arpaio deserved his conviction – that he is branded as an illegal immigration opponent means he is of the tribe and can do no wrong. Even if he’s a scumbag liar and actually undermines the rule of law.

Welcome to Trumpworld.

And I know that scumbag idiots will accuse me of being against Arpaio because I’m Mexican and I’m for “open borders.” That’s a complete lie of course, I am for strict border enforcement, but anyone who thinks for themselves is a threat to both tribes, left and right.

Chachi Loves Newtown Conspiracy Theories!!

No Chachi, don’t do it!!

Scott Baio deleted this tweet where he wonders if maybe the government planned and committed the Newtown murders of children, because why not?

Here’s what he posted:

Although he deleted it, he defended it on his Twitter account:

Just asking questions you guys, that’s all he doing!!

But if he didn’t have his head up his Obama he’d know that the answer is very easily discoverable unless you’re a scumbag conspiracy theorist. Spreading this crap is truly evil – conspiracy theorists attack the victims and accuse them of being part of the plan. Imagine your child is killed and this idiot Chachi is spurring maggots to attack you because he’s too stupid to google for ten seconds before spreading an idiotic meme.

He retweeted this:

Ahh, being a scumbag conspiracy monger is now a right-wing value! Thanks Chachi!!

Later, dumbass Chachi apologized for being a dumbass.

It *might* have had something to do with this Facebook post by the family of one of the teacher victims at Newtown:

Earlier today Scott Baio shared a picture encouraging conspiracy theories having to do with Sandy Hook and Charlottesville and Heather Heyers mother.

We are deeply disappointed that someone who has such a large audience would use that audience to target victims families. We tried to reach out to Scott on Twitter and he blocked us. He is saying that he was just asking for thoughts, but what he did was encourage hateful behavior and targeted harassment against our family.

When will enough be enough? We have been through hell and back dealing with hoaxers. From Megyn Kelly giving Alex Jones airtime to Scott sending out pictures to all his followers.

We are real people at the other end of these conspiracy theories and it hurts us, deeply.

Great job genius.

SoOperPodcast #259!! Hurrrycann Hurrveyy and #BringBackBolling

THIS WEEK!! Our show is chock full of show!! El Sooper talks about why he’s an enlightened human being and why he thinks SOutherners sound weird, the minions reveal things said IN CONFIDENCE in the DMs, and they bore everyone with their Hurrrycann Hurrveyy problems, and Houston’s plumbing. Also El Sooper talks about Houston’s underground caves, and why Southerners bury their dead above ground, how he almost DIED in Louisiana, why he misses Eric Bolling, and he definitely has a list he can send you a screenshot, and about how villains in a 50s movie talk!! What does Mattricide have anything to do with anything? Then Matt talks about a landmark legal case about fair use copyright protections for a long time!! Also we make fun of Neil Tyson, but el sooper calls him Neilty Son for some weird reason, and they talk about the guy who got shot in the nuts by the cops outside Trump’s Phoenix rally and gets saved by Colin Kaepernick!! WOW!! So much goodness, go listen now!!

UPDATE: ALSO WE TALK ABOUT #SOOPSFFL!!! WOW!!!

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

Click here if the player doesn’t pop up in your browser.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

Here are some of the stories we talked about:

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

A Plea And Request For Everyone From A Concerned American

So you probably know I’m deeply critical of President Trump from my self-proclaimed position as a conservative of the “classical liberal” mold. This causes many to accuse me of being a secret Democrat liberal RINO on the payroll of George Soros. Most of that is completely untrue.

But people, it’s getting insane out there.

Is there anything that we all agree on? Can we start there, after everything else has collapsed around us and the mental landscape of our political life is a smoldering ruins?

How about this. We may disagree about whether Trump is doing a good job, about whether every element of his agenda is good for America. But we do agree on some things.

We all want one thing – we want America to be better, stronger, with more prosperity and happiness for everyone.

At least, the vast majority of us want that. Despite accusing each other that we don’t.

So how about we all just do a little less screaming about how to get there, and pray that we get there?

Screaming isn’t really working anyway.

Can we pray that God will lead this amazing beautiful country to greener pastures?

Let’s try it.

And then – instead of demanding everyone else live according to how we want them to live, how about we try harder to live the values and principles we individually believe in.

Let’s try that.

Pray, and act. And scream a little less. Por favor.

SoOperPodcast #258!! The Ugh Dammit Podcast!

THIS WEEK! Wow we’re sick of politics. And we think most people are too. It’s just one long slog. We talk about Trump again and always and forever. Did something happen other than what happened in the last 24 hours? We have no idea because we’re in the Trump age now. Now go listen. It’s therapeutic.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

Here are some of the stories we talked about:

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

Trump Didn’t Defend White Supremacists Because He’s Racist – You Know Why He Did It

We all know why Trump was infuriated at that third press conference where he took questions about the Charlottesville attack. It’s not because he’s racist and likes white supremacists. It’s not even because he hates left-wing activists.

It’s because someone, anyone, attempted to criticize him in any way.

It doesn’t even matter how they did it. His only principle of moral action is “if someone hits me, I’ll hit them ten times as hard.” His fans love him for it.

So someone tied him to white supremacists, and it sounded like a criticism.

And he went on Twitter, and all his adoring fans were screaming, “what about the leftists?!?” And he turned on Fox News and all his adoring fans were screaming, “what about the leftists?!?”

So, after a brief foray into pretending he’s “presidential” and listening to his wiser aides, he reverted back to Trump.

And he screamed, “what about the leftists?!?!”

Because when you don’t have any principles, and you don’t really believe in anything except in your personal self-preservation and self-aggrandizement, it doesn’t really matter who is right. All that matters is someone is criticizing you.

And so you lash out with a irrational, illogical defense, but one that feels good. It feels good to say someone else is worse than you, so you’re OK. It doesn’t actually make you a better person, but it justifies whatever failing you have as long as you can hypocritically say someone else is worse.

So is he racist? He’s probably not even aware enough to hate people for their skin color. He just hates anyone who says anything bad about him, and loves anyone who says anything good about him.

And none of this matters.

Dana Perino Rips Into The Anti-Constitution ‘Alt-Right’ on The Five

Dana Perino is being attacked by the alt-right because she went on a short rant about how President Trump would help himself and his party if he would clearly and forcefully denounce the alt-right.

Watch below:

Here’s how she concluded:

“I think the president needs to understand these people are trying to unfairly find safe harbor under his wing and he should absolutely come out and say I disavow it completely. You can call them out by name, Richard Spencer, David Duke, whoever it is, he would actually benefit.”

“I do think he would have gotten that if he would have done it on Saturday. And I think he should get credit if he does it now.”

She is 100% right on this. The alt-right is a poisonous political toxin that is ideologically contradictory to conservatism and the principles conservatives hold. Spencer, who coined the term “alt-right,” specifically denies the Constitution – these are not patriots, they just wave the flag in order to further their toxic political agenda.

Here’s a post from November where I warn about the alt-right and what it would do to pervert conservatism:

Genetic Supremacy And Tribalism Over Egalitarianism: Why The Alt-Right Loves Trump

SoOperPodcast #257!! Bowling Balls and Google Gall!!

THIS WEEK!! We talk about Eric Bowling and his… indiscretions… allegedly… possibly. Also the magic of el Sooper!! Also we talk about the Google thing and how really really bad it is. Allegedly. And Jess and el Gringo mock el Sooper with racist racism!!! WOW you have to listen now!!!

Click here if the player doesn’t pop up for your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

Here are some of the stories we talked about:

Breaking! Eric Bolling’s ‘Specialty’ Discovered!!

SoOperPodcast #256!! Big MacMaster Treason News!

Pendejo Says Constitution Doesn’t Protect Speech, But Statue of Liberty is a SACRED VOW

Hannity’s Trump-Sucking Conspiracy Mongering Hits Him In The Ratings

Soooperpodcast #255! Repeal And Repeal the GOP!!!

SoOperPodcast #254! The Very Ferry Matt-less Podcast!!

Pathetic :Tucker Carlson Adds Iran-Appeasement To His Putinphilia

Three Other Things Trump Referred To As ‘High Quality’ Aside From Junior

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

Breaking! Eric Bolling’s ‘Specialty’ Discovered!!

We normally wouldn’t put a whole lotta trust into a Huffington Post article, but they say they got 14 sources on this one.

So.

Behold, or avert thine eyes, either way, here it is:

Eric Bolling, a longtime Fox News host, sent an unsolicited photo of male genitalia via text message to at least two colleagues at Fox Business and one colleague at Fox News, a dozen sources told HuffPost.

Recipients of the photo confirmed its contents to HuffPost, which is not revealing their identities. The women, who are Bolling’s current and former Fox colleagues, concluded the message was from him because they recognized his number from previous work-related and informal interactions.The messages were sent several years ago, on separate occasions.

The women did not solicit the messages, which they told colleagues were deeply upsetting and offensive. One of the recipients said that when she replied to Bolling via text, telling him never to send her such photos again, he did not respond. Four people, outside of the recipients, confirmed to HuffPost they’d seen the photo, and eight others said the recipients had spoken to them about it.

Dude. Gross. [Allegedly gross.]

For this story, HuffPost spoke to 14 sources in and out of Fox News and Fox Business, all of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity either because they currently work at the networks and aren’t allowed to speak to members of the press without prior authorization or because they have confidentiality agreements with Fox News and its parent company 21st Century Fox.

Even though I really despise the guy, I have to say I think this report is false!!!! What if he just sent normal pics of his face, and women mistook them for d**k pics?!

I mean, it’s a possibility right?

And get the statement from his lawyer:

When asked whether Bolling at any point had sent unsolicited lewd or inappropriate text messages or emails (including an image of a man’s genitalia) to Fox News or Fox Business colleagues, his attorney Michael J. Bowe responded, “Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications, and will vigorously pursue his legal remedies for any false and defamatory accusations that are made.”

Uh… YOU DON’T REMEMBER IF YOU’VE EVER SENT D**K PICS TO WOMEN?!

I gotta say… that’s not much of a defense.  And it’s not much of a threat to say you’re gonna sue after saying, “eh I don’t really remember if I did that or not!” LOL!!

Terrible.

SoOperPodcast #256!! Big MacMaster Treason News!

This week el Sooper goes through the entire MacMaster treason saga!! Also there’s a cop on the side of the road and we slow down for a better look!! Big pedophile ring is about to get broken very soon!! And el Sooper FREAKS OUT about Eric Bolling and the Statue of Liberty and Stephen Miller and everything!! And he tells the story of Quetzalcoatl-Santa in Mejico!! And I guess Hapax and Matt were there too. Maybe.

Click here if the player doesn’t pop up for your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

Here are some of the stories we talked about:

Pendejo Says Constitution Doesn’t Protect Speech, But Statue of Liberty is a SACRED VOW

Hannity’s Trump-Sucking Conspiracy Mongering Hits Him In The Ratings

Soooperpodcast #255! Repeal And Repeal the GOP!!!

SoOperPodcast #254! The Very Ferry Matt-less Podcast!!

Pathetic :Tucker Carlson Adds Iran-Appeasement To His Putinphilia

Ralph Peters BRUTALIZES Tucker Carlson For His Putin Appeasement

Three Other Things Trump Referred To As ‘High Quality’ Aside From Junior

 

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

Pendejo Says Constitution Doesn’t Protect Speech, But Statue of Liberty is a SACRED VOW

I’m going to have use every ounce of restraint I have to not fill this post with Spanish expletives because wow you have no idea how much I despise this idiot Chris Cuomo.

CNN’s Jim Acosta brought out the absolutely abjectly idiotic objection to immigration control that liberals use all the time – “what about the Statue of Liberty!?!?”

Like seriously guys, is that all you have?

So of course, dimwit dullard Chris Cuomo comes out to provide an assist on the stupidest most irrational argument against immigration control. And calls it a “sacred vow.”

I… No, seriously, he says that.

Are farging keedeeng me you pin**e pend*jo?!?!

Oops, sorry. I slipped.

Now, not only is it completely effing absurd to act like our national immigration policy should be determined by a POEM ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, but this SAME effing absurd moron was arguing that the Constitution doesn’t cover hate speech!!!!

Are you serious?!?!

Even Politifact said he was completely full of Cuomo on this one!!!

So the Constitution protecting free speech is just a SUGGESTION, right?

BUT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS A SACRED VOW?!??!

@#&^$%&@^#%$&^%@#$%^&@%#$*

*en espanol.

I’ve held this view for a while now.