United STOLE Woman’s 1st Class Seat, GAVE IT To Sheila Jackson Lee!?

Wow this story sounds like a bunch of BS and everyone should pressure United to answer some damn questions.

From the Houston Chronicle:

A passenger on a flight from Houston to Washington D.C. has accused United Airlines of giving her first-class seat to U.S. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee. D-Houston, and then threatening to remove her from the plane for complaining and snapping a photo of the Houston congresswoman.

“It was just so completely humiliating,” said Jean-Marie Simon, a 63-year-old attorney and private school teacher who used 140,000 miles on Dec. 3 to purchase the first-class tickets to take her from Washington D.C. to Guatemala and back home.

When it came time to board the last leg of her flight home from George Bush Intercontinental Airport on Dec. 18, after a roughly hour-long weather delay, Simon said the gate attendant scanned her paper ticket and told her it was not in the system.

Did you cancel your flight?, the attendant asked.

“No,” she said she replied. “I just want to go home.”

Her seat, 1A, was taken, she was told. Simon was given a $500 voucher and reseated in row 11, Economy Plus.

United claims she canceled her seat but she says she didn’t. So what the hell is going on here?

Seriously they need to investigate this:

The Dems keep acting like they’re for the little people but trust me, they’ll happily screw us over whenever they want…

SooperPodcast #273! The Gang Goes MAGA!!

This week we go pro-MAGA after a few days of news items that were fantastic for Trump and pretty darn good for conservatism and for MERICA!! Also the Never Trump movement divides into the stupid and the just OK, how Mexicans stole our BetaMax VCR, and el SOoper goes all Nikki Haley all over the United Nations, it’s amaaaazing wow! Also the only bad thing that happened to Trump this week…

Listen below:

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Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

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Russian Apologist Tells Tucker Carlson Russian Spies DENY Meddling In Our Election!

Tucker Carlson had on his favorite Russian apologist, Stephen Cohen, to tell his dim-witted Putin-loving audience that he’s heard directly from Russian SPIES and they tell him that they would never ever ever ever meddle in the U.S. election!

Watch below:

Well there you have it, why would Russian spies lie to us? Geez.

How stupid of us to believe U.S. intelligence agencies, who have an obvious political agenda, and not believe the objective, honest, hard-working saints of the Russian spy network.

I feel silly even saying it.

AND you KNOW you can trust Cohen, because he’s the editor of “The Nation” – a far left-wing propaganda rag. I guess Tucker Carlson forgot to mention that.

SooooperPodcast #272!! Moore Mall Loitering, Mexican Muppets and Matt’s My-Microphone!

This WEEK!! We talk FCC guy and Buffalo Bills fan Ajit Pai, also Mexican muppets and the Mall and Roy Moore and cartoons from the eighties when Sooper is gone, and Matt’s My-Microphone is replaced, and whether Kelly Kapowski is a slut, and what Mr. Theisen calls her, and el Sooper is replacing both Matt and Jess with a white little box, also el Sooper goes into a looooong description of “Cat Person” or something, and why net neutrality is stupid and GO BILLS!! WOW!! You have to listen now!!!

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SooooperPodcast #27I!! Surrogate Shenanigans and Brain Synapse Ray Guns!!

THis WEEK!! EL SOoper reads Trent Frank’s weird defense of his surrogate shenanigans with his staffers, toppling over like a crippled Eiffel Tower at the supermarket, Jess falsely accuses me of being sooper-Weinstein, which is not funny in the least, Patti LaBelle joins us for a Christmas medley, a bro tells us about asking out the prettiest girl at his high school. El Sooper also explains how to watch Fox News and still enjoy it, Hapax Legomenon gains a NEW NAME and then we promptly forget it, and we make fun of boomers (sorry boomer listeners, we didn’t mean you we meant like your friends and associates probably), and Jess goes over why a random UPS woman thinks she’s hoity toity. Also Conyers’ creepy threat to an intern that el Sooper will now use in his personal life. And SECOND WAVE TRUMPISM.

WOw you have to listen NOW!!!

“Where my background singers??!?!”

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