In this edition of the sooperpodcast, it’s all Matt, all Dawson all the time podcast!!! Matt tells us about how he was hit by a firetruck, and then audited! And he tells us why he’s the whitest man on Earth!! Then we make fun of Louisianans!! Also the Trumpo’s amnesty deal breaks while we’re on the air!! WOW!! I guess Sooper is there too and so is the girl with the glasses!! You have to listen now!!!
WAY back during the primary campaign of 2016, it turned out that Bernie Sanders had written some really seriously creepy stuff about rape and sex. Yes, we feel as weird talking about Bernie Sanders and sex as you do reading about it, but there it is.
Just as Sen. Bernie Sanders’ progressive presidential challenge to Hillary Clinton is gaining steam, an old essay of his has surfaced in which he says women fantasize “being raped by 3 men simultaneously.”
“A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused,” Sanders, 73, wrote in 1972 for an alternative newspaper called the Vermont Freeman.
“A woman enjoys intercourse with her man — as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.”
In another part of the article he wrote:
“Do you know why the newspapers with articles like ‘Girl, 12, raped by 14 men’ sell so well? To what in us are they appealing?”
Sanders was 30 at the time and was running for both the US Senate and governor of Vermont on the leftist Liberty Union Party line.
Sanders’ campaign is now trying to distance him from the article, calling it a “dumb attempt at dark satire in an alternative publication intended to attack gender stereotypes in the 1970s” that in “no way reflects his views or record on women.”
Luckily for Sanders, he’s a Democrat so the press will look the other way, but shouldn’t this be scrutinized in the light of the current sexual harassment enlightenment?
THIS WEEK El Sooper comes back from Jacksonville and regales the audience and the hapless witless co-hosts with his tales of woe and Buffalo Bills playoffs!!! Bonfires are started by non-Mexicans who are definitely not on endinochrome, Matt tries to explain why the Saints won’t be esplattered by the Vikings (they will), is America ready for a black Puerto Rican Spider-Man? (they are), el Matt makes three predictions, and then he reviews movies that he hasn’t seen yet, el Sooper explains how Rotten Tomatoes works to Matt, we discuss the greatest Australian actors ever, and how Margot Robbie was GREAT in the worst movie ever made, and I guess we talk about politics eventually. YES! Ohh and el Sooper angers the gold standard people, while explaining the basic philosophy behind cryptocurrencies!!! WOW you have to listen now!!
This WEEK we return for 2018 in our glorious, wonderful, critically acclaimed, joy-thieving podcast!! El Sooper talks about the newest conspiracy theory idiocy called Adrenochrome, Matt tells us a horrifying story that el sooper bleeped out about his pharmacy customer, Jess is there and says stuff, we talk about the Bannon saga, and el sooper #soopsplains why Bannon made the exact same mistake about Trump that the anti-Trumpies did, Paul Nehlen IMPLODES and the Buffalo Bills made the playoffs!!! WOW! You have to listen now probably!!! Happy New Year!!