THIS WEEK!! We jettison all estrogen from the podcast and expel Jessica Heddings!! It’s an ALL TESTOSTERONE cast!! And we talk about all sorts of stuff, especially how annoying the kiddie gun-grabbing brigade is, how they’re using Trump tactics, go tweet at Howard Fineman and Jess, and why big companies with old people running them don’t understand social media, and then Matt rambles on incoherently. Wow you MUST LISTEN!!
THIS WEEK!! We have no MATT but we have a new intro!! Also an outro!! Please listen to it and tell me what you think – do you like it or do you want the old one back?! Let me know, tweet me, email me, find me at the local taco shop. Also this week, we dance on the gross with my baby puma, how Bruno Mars is OK to listen to, and is “taco eater” actually an insult? El Sooper says NAY!!! Then we review everyone else’s podcast, also is Roger Stone escrewed? Looks like!! Then el Sooper gets very serious and reads an article about men and friendship but it’s definitely not in a gay way. Also Aristotle. WOW you HAVE to listen now!!!
THIS week, el Sooper tells you how to make money by investing into crackheads injecting car battery acid into their veins, which is not a pyramid scheme, it’s more of an upside down triangle, and then crapplefratz likes everything also no one gets that stupid spongebob squarepants joke, but you can hear Emily laugh despite it being International Women’s Day, then Jessica’s instapot got melted down because it’s from the eighties cartoon. Also a Mexican would never tip over a pleated Sylvia Platt, even though it’s on a show called “this is a bunch of people,” but it’s not crockpot’s fault. Finally el Sooper talks about getting into the VIP line at Michael Medved’s signature book thingie and there was racism. That’s how the Dreamers get you – when you dress up like a Mexican bandito. The end. Wow you have to listen!!
THIS WEEK el sooper watches an old movie everyone has seen except Jess and Matt apparently and he explains why Star Wars both sucks and is also amaazing!! Also we mention a few weird interactions we’ve had on twitter with our followers, and also el Sooper does spoilers for dana dana dana’s latest podcast and they do spoilers for Jonah Goldberg’s new book and also how logical distinctions release endorphins in my sooper-brain!!! LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU”RE TALKING TO ME!!! Then we break Matt a few times, and also we say Crapplefratz a lot and el Sooper plays with his drone, but that’s not a dirty euphemism I swear!! WOw!! You HAVE to listen NOW!!!