SooperPodcast #288: The Dana Dana Dana Show!!

THIS IS IT!! El Sooper was NOT messing with you! Dana Perino came and graciously spoke to us for more than an HOUR!! It was great. Also I guess Matt and Jessica were there. We talk about all sorts of interesting stuff, like whether conservatism is dead, the Alfie Evens case, and everyone corrects el sooper when he was just making a joke. It’s GREAT!!!

And go buy “Let Me Tell You about Jasper – How My Best Friend Became America’s Dog” by Dana Perino in paperback wherever sooper books are sold!!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

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SooperPodcast #287 Playboy Bunny Q-Anon Financial Dominatrices!!

THIS WEEK!! It’s a YUGE show, actually it’s not we lied to you but we have a good reason and we explain why also do you know what a financial dominatrix is? Matt and Jess do, and now el Sooper does, also we go over the Cohen business and who married George Soros?! Also what’s Q-Anon and this week in conspiracy theories and the doodle-dude esplains his equal pay day tweet that didn’t make any sense!! C’mon be my baby puma!!! Finally did you notice there are a lot of PLayboy Bunnies in the news this week? You will after we point it out!! You have to listen now…

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #286!! Barefoot on the Gross, Duncing in the Dark with my Baby Puma!

This week!! I do an ad for the papillons and we have a YUGE announcement also Jess goes over Zuckerberg’s testimony also she gets snide about Sasse and Cruz, and why does Ed Sheeron think he’s better than Jesus?! Also I curse very loudly, sorry, don’t listen with kids that you like. And Mike Cohen gets raided – do you remember what he said about women and the law?! We do!!! And Jess really cares about diamond and silk, but el Sooper doesn’t. C’mon be my baby puma. You have to listen now!! GO!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #285!! Morgan Ravenclaus MeToos Indiana Jones at Chappaquiddick

THIS WEEK!!! Jessica comes back even though we didn’t really invite her, and also Matt is back even though he didn’t go anywhere!! We talk about whether Chappaquiddick actually happened (spoiler: it did), and how Morgan RavenClaus is trying to #MeToo Indiana Jones and the anti-Hindu movie pitcher, and we take a deep dive into the notifications to see how someone complimented Jessica – clearly a demented person indeed. And Matt wakes up ten minutes later!! Also Matt tells his tale of white male privilege. Wow. You HAVE TO LISTEN NOW!!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

Sean Hannity says Mueller can spark the WORST Civil War in America’s HISTORY!!

Sean Hannity said on his radio program that America is on the brink of the greatest civil war in our entire history, and Mueller has his hand on the big red button!! But he doesn’t mean a violent civil war, he means throwing mashed potatoes at each other.

From Mediaite:

During his radio program this afternoon, Hannity warned listeners that a “civil war” could tear this country apart if Special Counsel Robert Mueller decides to go after Trump.

“This country is headed towards a civil war in terms of two sides that are just hating each other and if Robert Mueller wants, there’s a big red button in the middle of the table,” he exclaimed. “And if Robert Mueller is so pompous and so arrogant and so power hungry and so corrupt that he’s going to hit the red button and he’s going to ignite a battle that we’ve not seen in this country before.”

Hannity continued, “You think it’s, and I’m not talking about a war, I’m talking about, in terms of, there’s going to be two sides of this that are fighting and dividing this country at a level we’ve never seen and you’re going to basically have two sides in America, those that stand for truth and those that literally buy into the corrupt Deep State attacks against a duly elected president and that’s what it’s going to be.”

Hannity got upset that Mediate didn’t include his line about mashed potatoes:

So, it will be “a battle that we’ve not seen in this country before,” but he means mashed potatoes being thrown. Man, those sound like some nasty potatoes if they’re worse than the Civil War, the Revolutionary War, World War I and the sequel, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, and the Iraq and Afghanistan wars!!! Does Hannity have a mashed potato phobia or something?

In any case, he doesn’t include the option that Mueller might actually have some evidence against Trump – if he does have something, then I doubt mashed potatoes will be thrown. If he has NO evidence and indicts him anyway, then it’ll be mashed potato nuke time, baby.

What is actually happening here is obvious – dimwit Hannity wants to serve some zombie red meat to his equally dim-witted audience, so he shrieks about a civil war. Then he realizes that can be taken to advocate violence, so he tries to walk it back. What we end up with a classic Hannity crap-sandwich – a statement of steamy crap in between two slices of crap.