SooperPodcast #292!! Norkcessions to Trump and Jesssplaining Royal Weddings!!

THIS WEEK Matt gets Biblical on your butts!! EL Sooper doesn’t like his Shakespeare joke however, and then Jess keeps Jesssplaining K-Pop boy bands that are heart-throbs for women like Jess. ALSO el Sooper soopsplains WHY he KNEW that North Korea would come crawling back to the negotiation table and he actually praises Trump OMG what happened to him I hate him now!! Matt has a business-history moment and el Sooper has an addendum about the black plague, and then he enlightens us all about why little girls like the Royal Wedding!! Now let’s all hurlbutt this new podcast. WOW!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #291!! The Yanny-Laurel Ren And Stimpy Cast!!

THIS WEEK we definitely don’t talk about movies and guy stuff, but we DO talk politics!! Oh wait we also talk about that dumb Yanny Laurel debate, but it’s not my fault, they made me! I swear!! ALSO what will the new Avenatti Mooch television show be called?! Why are conservatives tossing CIA agents under the bus?! Are gang members animals? Short answer: YES!!! We explain Ronan Farrow’s new blockbuster and also how creepy is Philip Reinnes or whatever. Also hurlbutt!! WOW!! You have to listen right now!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #290!! The Pop Culture Sooper Movie Comic Book Cast!!!

THIS WEEK we get rid of the skirt and it’s just a testosterone cast with matt matt matt and sooper!! WOW!! We get deep in the weeds on Rick and Morty, what comic book movies are actually good, Netflix shows, and what Mexican superheroes exist [spoiler: there are none]. WOW!! You have to listen NOW!!! Hashtag no Jesses.

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperMexican Hereby Grants ALL Well-Meaning Gringos a Cinco De Mayo Dispensation

Hello gringos. This is el SooperMexicano. I have called you to this meeting in order to address a very important subject.

Cinco de Mayo.

We in the conservative Mexican community, or I guess I should say “I”, have heard about some embarrassing and demeaning actions by the gringo community over our holiday. Some of you, the more snowflakey kind, are trying to gringo-shame the rest of you into not celebrating Cinco de Mayo because it is “cultural appropriation.”

This is no bueno, gringos.

As some of the more know-it-all gringos of you have noted every year, the holiday is a minor holiday in Mexico, and only came into prominence after beer corporations marketed it to sell Mexican beer to gringos. But who cares?

As Dana Perino said on the Five, “go order a margarita and have some fun!” If gringo Dana can culturally appropriate Cinco de Mayo, then even the most gringo of you people can do it too!!

Thus, el SooperMexicano, as the duly appointed representative of all sooper Mexicans, and with the full fajita powers invested in me by God, hereby grant a full dispensation to all well-meaning* gringos to wear a goofy sombrero, put on a fake mustache, and adopt a really bad Spanish accent in order to get blasted drunk.

I mean we beat the French military, and we’re getting drunk to celebrate it! What can be more American than that?!?

*just don’t be an ass, ok.

SooperPodcast #289!! Tai Chi Cultural Misappropriation!

THIS WEEK!! We talk about how cool the last podcast was, and Jessica tells us about her Chai Tea embarrassing moment and el SOoper explains the religiosity in demographics and polling, also we make fun of Giuliani and his embarrassing faux pas, and then we go off on how stooopid cultural misappropriation is!! Then we make predictions about what is going to happen with Trump’s North Korean escapades!! WOW!! You have to listen now!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!