THIS WEEK!!! We try to catch up on missing a podcast last week, but we don’t because we’re ADHD!! We don’t have gerilla-Matt this week, he was suspended but you have to listen to find out why!! Then we have a super-special secret guest who tells us about real life immigration and how the media LIES about communists and the right-wing militant dictators who persecute them!! WOW!! Also el sooper soopsplains how Google is youth-privileging, and the guest brown-shames el Sooper and then another podcast civility-shames our podcast, and we feel guilty and Chris Matthews attacks poor little mousey Steve Kornacki!! It’s the best podcast everrrr!!! ALso the worst, go listen.
THIS WEEK we talk about all the crazy goings-on, including a moment by moment account of the great triumph of leader Trump in North Korea!! WOW! We have Matt and the girl, and they talk about all sorts of things including the great defeat of Trump’s enemies through the dropping of the interminable IG Report!! El Sooper goes on another rant at the end, but it’s not tequila-fueled this time, also is Kimberly Guilfoyle in Mencha? I ain’t never metcha!! Also Matt talks about his plantation, and el Sooper SHOOTS DOWN all the dumb hot takes people have about the division of Californy. It’s a good’ ol rootin’ tootin’ time!! You have to go listen NOW!!!
This WEEK el Matt SOUTHsplains why southerners get into their little boats to go greet the hurricanes when they attack!!! And then el Sooper clearly mishears what Matt says because he makes absolutely no sense whatsoever about mudslides and controlled fires. And BTJess forces us all to thank Kim Kardashian?!? Also a little hurlbutt and el Sooper disabuses Matt of fake news about George H.W. Bush and pecans and pea cans and how Andrea MITCHELL did the exact same thing to Mitt Romney!! Then el Sooper GOES NUTS on Sharon Bream on Fox News because she lied about the Eagles and it’s really not cool and it’s deesgusteeng!! Three times it is!! WOw you have to listen right now!!
THIS WEEK the regular gang gets together yet again to drunkenly stumble through the stories of the week!! We go over how Roseanne completely imploded and then how Samantha Bee utterly and completely imploded!! FUN! Then the yanny-lovin’ animals talk on Ambien and booze about Tomi Lahren then it gets a LEETLE AWKWARD (you’ll know when it happens), and then did you know that Roseanne was a part of the Q-Anon conspiracy?! OMG!! Even she didn’t know it. ALSO we talk about why being called Ren and Stimpy is a leeetle bit racially insensitive. Ahem. Kinda. And how to say GERILLA!! Finally, life is shabby without you baaaaby!!! YES!! You must listen!!!