SoooperPodcast #299 and a half!! That guy stole my necrotizing sushi!

THIS WEEK we discover who is age-shaming el Sooper, but unfortunately there is NO MATT, NO MATT, and we’ll tell you why. Unfortunately there IS a Jess, and she whines about what el Sooper posts in the DMs – here’s a hint, it’s necrotizing! Go harass Matt, but don’t tell him we told you to do that. Then el Sooper talks about his deal, he’s got a deal with Big Pharma!! And more whataboutism spin it’s the best!! YOU HAVE TO listen now!!

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Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

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CBS tosses softballs to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and she screws that up too

When I saw this interview coming up I thought, “OK, let’s watch all the softball BS questions the ‘unbiased’ journalist is gonna ask these two clowns.'”

I was not disappointed in that prediction.

Let me run down the questions that the Commie clown couple had to face.

1) “Miss Ocasio-Cortez, you have said it was Senator Sanders who really inspired you… what is it like for you to be campaigning alongside him?”

Basically, “OMG how do you feel campaigning with Sanders, isn’t it amaaaazing?”

2) “Miss Ocasio-Cortez still has an election to win – what advice do you have for her?”

Wow, what a tough question for Comrade Sanders. He basically got to give MORE campaign platitudes as an answer to this. Pro-tip journalists, if a politician can just run off a bunch of their campaign agenda items in answer to your question, YOU’RE NOT ASKING GOOD QUESTIONS!!!

3) “Let’s talk about some of the candidates you’re out there right now, trying to help win…”

Seriously. Now she’s asking them to give campaign platitudes for OTHER commie politicians. Amazing.

4) “Miss Ocasio-Cortez, does that populist message bring out new voters?”

WTF?! This is like asking “do the voters love you? How much do they love you? Tell me why they love you.”

5) This one was about Crowley, the guy Ocasio beat. The question was whether “the year of the woman” and the timing of the primary were factors in her victory!

6) “So you reject the idea that your gender was a factor here?”

This one APPROACHED being a good question, but it’s so open-ended it barely touches on the anger from the left against Ocasio-Cortez about not being far left enough!

NOT ONLY IS THIS A BS SOFTBALL QUESTION BUT @#$%ING ALEXANDRIA HAS A TOUGH @#$ING TIME ANSWERING IT!!!

I’m getting kinda worked up here.

7) This one was a little tough for She Guevara. Margaret Brennan asked Ocasio-Cortez if she endorsed Nancy Pelosi as leader of the House, assuming they retake the House. Ocasio-Cortez tried to deflect it, and Brennan presses her to answer it. Eventually she just gives in and says yeah sure she’ll think about endorsing her.

8) “Senator Sanders, Vladimir Putin was invited to the White House, do you think it should be withdrawn?”

This is just, “tell us how evil you think Trump is.” And Sanders does.

9) “Picking up on that note… how do you protect yourself in the next race against something like that happening?”

Brennan is asking a Commie what we can do to protect the election from a former Commie, Putin, from interfering in it.

THAT’S IT. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW. ARE YOU @#$ING KIDDING ME.

Watch the pathetic clown show below:

I could rattle off a TON of questions that actually might make news from this interview, and I don’t mean dumb “gotcha” questions, I mean about actual substance that people want to know. They didn’t ask those.

1) How do you respond to your Democratic critics who say your platform is far too extreme to win in mainstream elections?

2) Given that you’re both unabashed socialists, what do you say to those who point to the chaos in Venezuela and other socialist countries as evidence the system doesn’t work?

3) Miss Commie Ocasio-Cortez, you have recently made a few gaffes in the media that your critics have used to undermine the “revolutionary” narrative of your campaign. Are these mistakes a sign that you’re not prepared for the spotlight that comes with the seat you’re seeking?

4) Commie comrade Sanders, some critics say you didn’t press Hillary Clinton and the DNC enough after evidence arose that the primary election was rigged against you. Do you think you were a doormat for the DNC?

Maybe ask questions that you can’t find the answer to by a ten second scan of their campaign websites? Maybe?

El SooperPodcast #299!! Thigh high bootleg gaslighting ex nihilo doom!!

THIS WEEK we are Matt-less again, but we have SMATT!! And SMATT is better than MATT!! Also we have Jess I guess. We talk about what happened with Vladimir in Helsinki, and why Dumbocrats are stupid with the whole interpreter thing also why they’re so extreme and it makes it not even Hitler and not even Mussolini!! We explain butter sticks! Oh yes we do!! El Sooper also goes after Kylie Jenner, because why not?! And we make fun of depressed liberals who hate their babies!! Wow it’s totally listenable for once!! GO LISTEN!!

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UPDATE!! Matt Dawson got drunk and we recorded an EXTRA podcast for you people who miss Matt!! Yes, both of you!!

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Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

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El SooperPodcast #298! Mexistential Roller Coaster Butter Sticks!!

THIS WEEK!! THE GREAT RETURN OF MATT to the podcast!! Matttricia joins SMATT and the girl as we discuss the big stories of the last 40 minutes before we record the show!! We talk about Peter’s Strzok before Congress. El Sooper talks about existential and ideological roller coasters and Bannnon’s ban from bookstores and why Phillipe Reines is such a scummy scumbag, but el sooper does NOT go on a MargaRANT, we promise!! How do you become the Yo-Yo Ma of knife-wielders? THis and MORE on the SooperPodcast this week!! Listen NOW!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #297!! SMATT Cast With Libidinous Smask Eyeholes!!

THIS WEEK!! We’re still not over how that other podcast was troll-shaming us, and we answer the big question, did Jess read the IG report? You already know the answer!! Then we talk about how awesome Amy Barrett is, and it’s SMATT with twusted tritter sources, and how John Ekdahl cabbage-smashed the media on a twitter tirade, and why Jess is always gonna hate SOoper just a lil!! Also how the media LIED about the Capitol Gazette killer, and why Yassssica is terrorized by fireworks. Finally, libidinous spirit of a virgin chef movies, and will you LOOK at the EYEHOLES!!?! You have to listen NOW!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Opening song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!