SooperPOdcast #316!! How to raise your children the SOOPER way!! With MATT!!

THIS WEEK wow we have a pretty decent conversation for once. All we had to do was get rid of that angry mean Korean lady. She’s GONE!! So el Sooper and MATT talk about how to raise your kids… the sooper way. No really, that’s what we talk about. LISTEN NOW!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPOdcast #315!! Matt has hazmat grass allergies with alien adoptions!

THIS WEEK el Sooper cannot figure out why Trumpy Bear became a thing, also we discuss the astounding new physics-defying way that Jess cell-phoned herself in the face, and how haunted neighbors killed stray cats or clowns or something, and the joy-stick, and bionic-dayaaaaamber, also there’s alien adoption!! Also el Sooper discusses “Children of God” on Netflix and it’s amazing, and el sooper also soopsplains Jacob Wohl and Avenatti’s troubles!! WOW!! You have to listen now!!!

Also there is an extra for the papillons with the story of rebar-face and kitchen nuggets and why Jess is WRONG about fat kids getting diabetes packets from the government!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

End of an Era: Salem Radio replacing Conservative Michael Medved

I’m very sad to hear that Salem Communications is parting ways with a conservative talk radio legend, Michael Medved.

Medved was instrumental in making me into a conservative, and it saddens me that Salem is taking him off the air. He is brilliant, insightful, and always wise.

Fortunately for America, the show will go on:

I own many of his books, have called into the show, and met him a few times. I spent hours upon hours in my formative conservative years listening to him explain and defend what I have come to believe and cherish. He is a kind and good man. He even signed a parody Mexican ID card with the name “soopermexican” on it once. It is one of my most prized possessions.

https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1060666910587576321

I wish him well in his future endeavors.

Here’s an interview with him on his great book, “The Ten Big Lies About America’s History.”

And what’s worse.. they’re replacing him with a pile of crap.

SooperPodcast #314!! Senamitt Midterm Petho Failures!!

THIS WEEK el Sooper is visited by el MATT and no Jess, it’s a no-Jess podcast!! We talk about the results of the midterm election, and el Sooper esplains the Q-Anon conspiracy and ties it into a conservative view of human behavior, oh wow, also Matt rhymes words for no reason, and there are shenanigans and MATT gives his prediction for 2020 and el Sooper mocks Petho O’Rourke!! Also the Senamitt!! AND the Acosta news breaks while we’re recording! WOW!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

A Short Twitterological Study of Trumper Response to House Loss

On days like this, there’s nothing like doing a deep dive into the amazingly execrable mind of Bill Mitchell, one of our favorite conspiracy zealot Trumpers.

He’s not a regular supporter of Trump, he’s a religious zealot. He worships Trump with coital fervor.

So that’s why it’s so fun to see his reaction to the loss of the House of Representatives to the Democrats.

There are about 6 stages of the Trumper zealot phenomenon (with a few from Cernovich to fill it in).

ONE) Prediction of a massive, historic victory over the heretical enemies of Trump.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1057216663198855169

(This tweet above is actually pinned to his front page on Twitter)

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1044926777410416640

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1057326328041607173

TWO) Surprise when the prediction turns out to be false.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060001880779051008

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060002621652643840

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060007942026604545

THREE) Assigning blame to others, never-ever-Trump, He-who-is-without-blame.

FOUR) Self-delusion that failure is actually BETTER for Trump!!

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060031957332045824

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060049901176930304

If only he could lose the Senate too, then he could really get things done!!!

FIVE) Declaration of a vast evil conspiracy that undermined the great intellect of the One True TRUMP!!

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060053765431181314

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060054962602983424

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060055586220449792

SIX) Go back to pretending it’s *actually* a victory!

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1060059150229626881

OK, so he’ll go back and forth between five and six until he settles on whether it was a vast conspiracy by nevertrumpers and the illuminati, or if it’s actually good for Trump, who was playing 345th level chess all along. Actually, it’ll be both – a conspiracy that actually played into the master’s hands!!!!

Ironically, Democrats went through the same process when Hillary lost. Hmm. Weird.

You know what? I believe every tweet Bill Mitchell posts. I choose to believe him. It is an self-fornicative act of my intellect and will.

SooooperPodcast #313!! Machiavellian Monkey von Bismark Famininity!!

THIS WEEK we talk about the mistakes we made in the great Stirewalt podcast interview last week, and also we talk about Makaveli the monkey at a funeral, posthumous comments from Otto Von Bismarck, a Mexican Wikipedia standoff, and el Sooper esplains why he was NOT mocking Grace Coolidge, who was a lovely first lady, then MATT talks about everyone he met at CPAC for like the fiftieth time, and el Sooper soopsplains the ENTIRE JACOB WOHL smear against Robert Mueller!!! Also the theological roots of prayer in sports!! WOW you have to listen right now!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!