SooperPodcast #329!! Momorchids of Louisiana and Mexico!!

This week el Matt explains the MOMO scare and why it’s a hoax, and then he lies about clicking pens, also the podcast gets a new name and Jess gets a new name, and el Sooper gives his child-rearing tips again, also Florida man tweets a threat to Michael Cohen and el Sooper lets you know ALL you need to know about the Cohen testimony, and then he goes on a sooper-RANT about Colorado, also that guy who keeps killin’ gay black men in his apartment, then we discuss Alex Jones’ latest insane rant [with a lot of cursing]!!

All new on the latest “I tell you what I’m ashamed to be associated with you people,” podcast!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!! 

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SoooperPodcast #328! Smug Condescending Sunrise Climate Cult Tulip Asian Spa!!

THIS WEEK we find a new name for our podcast in the first few minutes of the recording wow!! We describe at length our newfound love for Senator Dianne Feinstein, also el Sooper discusses the first time he had grits oh golly in the nation’s capitol! Also how two power rangers attacked el Sooper, and he soopsplains how Jessie Marie was 50% more right than he is!! Also the Smollett wonderfulness!! And then miraculously, the MATT actually comes prepared to talk about something! Finally we have a mail back section!! WOW!!

All new on the latest “I tell you what I’m ashamed to be associated with you people,” podcast!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!! 

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #327!! Fry Festival Suspended Derp Blob with many Heads FAQ!!

THIS WEEK we talk about fries festivals and Jessie Marie has her POPE yes moment, and I tell you what I’m ashamed to be associated with these people, but we talk about celebrating the Border Wall that is being built and is completed, and it’s amazing, also we redeem Joe Rogan. Then I recommend the Dropout podcast about Elizabeth Holmes’ Theranos scam, and Jessie Marie recommends some podcast called Dirty John or something. I dunno, I didn’t listen. And we have a new motto, “I don’t know what it’s about, but I have a lot of strong opinions about it!” Also el Sooper recaps the developments in the Bezos story!! WOW!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!! 

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #326! Mexican Resignation Standoff with Relations and Cargo Pants

THIS WEEK!!! El SooperPodcast returns with a vengeance and also with a Matt and with a Jessie marie!!! We discuss the crapple-fratz quandary, and why Matt is suddenly so continental, how to make queso so that social media jerks don’t make fun of you, also el Sooper apologizes for his very controversial half-assed statement from the last podcast, and the Trump tax cut, also the New Green Deal, and the YUGE National Enquirer Bezos sexting news that broke right when we went to record!! WOW!! ALL on the newest edition of the “I tell you what I’m ashamed to be associated with you people,” podcast!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!! 

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #325!! The Northam Blackface KKK Moonwalking Podcast Thriller!!!

THIS WEEKEND!!! We made up for the short Jess podcast with a short Matt podcast!! And wow what a great time to record – we give ALL the Northam coverage you could possibly want and we talk dancing and moonwalking and rape kits wow!!! You have to listen now!!

Listen for the moment when Matt discovers the awful truth about Northam’s presser.. he laughs for like 30 seconds.

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!! 

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!

SooperPodcast #324!! OK, we’ll keep stabbing you in the back, but we won’t twist the knife!!

THIS WEEK there ain’t no MATT there’s just a Jessie Marie!! And we talk about all sorts of annoying things that annoy the Soop!!! Jessie accuses el Sooper of trusting Apple and he doesn’t!! But he trusts kitchen fingers. And we talk about what Jessie said last podcast that was a litte… iffy. ALSO she’s not teaching her kid about how to update stories, and also we BLAME quatto, the new president of Venezuela, for not protecting his daughter and his mother from dictator Maduro!! THEN el Sooper defends tweeting “learn to code” to journalists and also he mocks people who think all toilet scrubbers work harder than billionaires. WOW! You have to listen NOWW!!!

You can go directly to the podcast here if the audio player doesn’t appear in your browser.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!! 

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Exit song from Soundtrack to Idiocracy:  Nuevos Tiempos by Pueblo Cafe

Now Available on Stitcher!!