SooperPodcast #380! Resistance is futile, assimilate into the BloomBORG!

THIS WEEK we have Matt and Jess yet again! It’s incredible! We talk about why the universe is trying to choke us all to death, and how Jason Momoa makes Matt say stupid things! Also we drop our r’s and also why Matt is voting for Trump and not for Charity! El Sooper pitches his great geography vampire idea, we talk about whether Bolton is the leaker, and big gay ice cream! Also, how Jess was a fan of Michael Avenatti, and Matt tortures math in order to push Big Pharma propaganda about the CoronaVirus! WOW! And Shaun Weiss is on meth. And bad words. WOw, you have to listen right now!!

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Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

SooperPodcast #379! Uproyalously Luna Choke Mega-doudou Call of Doody Roorals!

This WEEK!! We have a MATT and a JESS, and el SOoper goes back, way back, to tell them how he was RIGHT in previous podcasts and they were RONG! WOW! So, let me start at the beginning, so I suffer from acid reflux! THEN Matt gives us some anti-vaxxer propaganda, then el Sooper explains everything and ties in Thomas Sowell (yes, again), and then we all say the words that we can’t say. ALSO el MATT spills the beans about his secret DMs room with Jess! WOW! Then Matt bores everyone by droning on about poorly researched facts on diseases. Wow, you have to listen now!!

If the audio player doesn’t load up in your browser, click HERE to go directly to podomatic!

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

SooperPodcast 378!! Listener morality credit rating and PendejAB5!!

THIS WEEK we have a Matt and we have a Jess and we have an echo!! Unless I’m able to edit it out. THEN we talk about the first time listeners from the Right Scoop! Jerks. Also a new disaster bombing update with Matt, then a PedoPaul update and also plans for the future SooperFestPalooza 2020!! Also el SOoper goes off about California’s “gig economy” AB5 law!! Also the brand new sooper social morality media rating for the listeners!! Finally why everyone has to go to all the funerals, it’s sooper important, no really I’m not joking wow! Stop reading and go listen already!

If the audio player doesn’t load up in your browser, click HERE to go directly to podomatic!

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Democrat who wrote California ‘gig economy’ law says people who lost their jobs didn’t have REAL jobs

In this incredible clip, the moron Democrat from the California legislature who wrote the law targeting the “gig economy” seriously has the gonads to say that all the people who lost their jobs because of her moronic law didn’t really have real jobs.

“These aren’t jobs.”

Wow. What better example can there be of the abject arrogance of these elitist Democrats can there be? Lorena Gonzalez basically laughs off all of those jobs that were lost by freelancers because of her stupid law. Incredible.

You can see the context of her comment in a longer clip at The Right Scoop.

Here are some of the people who didn’t lose real jobs:

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These. Aren’t. Jobs. According to Lorena.

And how Orwellian of her to literally try to redefine words in order to mask the fact that her law lost people their jobs. Freelancers always refer to these contracts as jobs, especially if they’re ongoing contracts. But you have to rewrite language in order to make sense of these policies. Great job Lorena!

If you can stand to watch it, the rest of the debate is incredible – she just oozes this scummy condescension and arrogance.

And that’s not surprising – here’s how she reacted to people who are upset that they lost their livelihood:

Just shut up and take it, because the government knows how to run your life better than you do! It’s funny because Lorena sure does know how to get people unemployed, but she is not gonna pay their rent or feed their kids. She looks rather well fed herself, though, doesn’t she?

And before you laugh and think it’s just California’s problem, trust me, this idiocy is moving to other states. It always starts in California and spreads like a cancer to the rest of the nation….

UPDATE:

Here’s the entire infuriating interview:

SooperPodcast 377! Q-Anon Voodoo Overtime Tragedy!

IT’S HERE the first best podcast of the year! We have a Jess and we have a MATT and el Sooper talks about how he went down to Louisiana and met with the Jess and met with the Matt. But not at the same time. For my sanity’s sake. ALSO a disaster bombing update with Matt. AND we talk about the end of the world and World War III and what the heck is going on with Paul Krugman, and food deserts and crapfood and the Dollar Store. ALSO Louisiana is a great, but frightening state. WOW you have to listen right now!

If the audio player doesn’t load up in your browser, click HERE to go directly to podomatic!

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

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