Here’s the list of wealthy celebrities bailing out the scumbag rioters destroying black businesses and livelihoods

In one of the most absurdly pathetic examples of misplaced woke activism, wealthy celebrities promised to help bail out the scumbag pieces of excrement who were arrested for destroying black businesses and livelihoods. Pretty insane, right? Here’s a list of these dumb-effing troglodytes:

That flat-faced pendeja increased it to $200,000.

Also these morons:

  • Seth Rogen
  • Ben Schwartz
  • Steve Carell
  • Jameela Jamil
  • Patton Oswalt

I mean who needs conspiracy theories about George Soros paying off Antifa? These dim-witted cretins are openly supporting scumbags who burn down buildings and destroy businesses, many of them in black communities.

Why not pledge instead to help those small businesses that are damaged? Why not help the business owners whose entire lives are destroyed over something they had ZERO culpability in?

YOU DON’T GET TO BRAG ON TWITTER ABOUT YOUR WOKENESS IF YOU ACTUALLY HELP DECENT PEOPLE.

What a bunch of virtue signaling pieces of human garbage. I hope those rioters find their way to these celebrities homes, and we’ll see if they’re as eager to bail them out after THEIR homes are burned to the ground!

If you see some other dumb@$$ celebrity pledge to fund the destruction of property in America, let me know, and I’ll add them to the list. They deserve to be hounded about this forever.

Update:

Of course, the person we all know about, but is neither a politician or a celebrity really:

Ugh. Her entire persona and career are virtue signaling so this is no surprise.

SooperPodcast #401!! Phillipsopical digit ratio lizardocalypse philosophy spiral dayjob vu!!

THIS WEEK! We got the crytoqueen Charlene Tammy Jess and the chloroqueen Daryl Duana Cruella D’Matt !! First we talk about our digits ratio, and how Dana Dana Dana is like Tom Hanks, also we have a lethal blue bird update. Then Matt tells us a story having to do with a trash bag moving in anthropomorphic manner. Then there’s loophole talk and also a reading of podcast reviews, and we BAN one of our listeners, but not really. Then we retire the BabylOnion game, and there are sock hops and dayjob vus plural. Also Matt has a terrible confession. WOW you have to listen right now!!

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Freelance job-killing AB5 supporters praised gig company for caving to their demands – it’s now going out of business

In yet another example of Democratic plans going to crap, the company that AB5-lovers were praising for changing their policies to suck up to unions has months later began to shed jobs and shut down in California.

The company is Deliv, and they have fired hundreds after bowing to union demands:

A California delivery start-up praised by organized labor for its use of employees rather than independent contractors announced last week it would wind down operations this summer, laying off 669 employees–including 591 drivers. The company’s implosion illuminates how California’s now-infamous Assembly Bill 5 is unworkable for the gig companies so many Americans rely on.

If you can just imagine, the morons in California’s legislature passed this law to GUT freelance jobs in California in order to help out their union puppetmasters. Then the coronavirus pandemic hits, taking even MORE jobs. And instead of easing up on the tens of thousands of people who COULD be working from home, the Democrats DOUBLE DOWN and set aside taxpayer money to HUNT DOWN people whose jobs are now BANNED by their idiotic law. Incredible.

Here’s more about what happened:

While AB5 was being debated in 2019, the UPS-backed company Deliv announced it would transform its independent contractor workforce in the state into employees–hiring them through a subsidiary called Deliv California.

The unions behind the disruptive legislation were thrilled; the Teamsters union praised the company for “stepping up,” called it a model for the future, and said it would like to represent the employees. Deliv said the decision wouldn’t harm its finances: “Deliv’s ability to offer cost-effective same-day delivery is driven by its proprietary technology and unique business model, not the classification of workers.” One year later, that confidence seems misplaced: Deliv is nearly defunct, while competitor companies who rely on independent contractors report record growth.

One Silicon Valley publication was unsparing in its conclusion: “At a time when other startups in the delivery business are doing record business, Deliv Inc. is shutting down.”

Less than a year ago, the bill’s freelance-slaying pendeja-author Lorena Gonzalez praised Deliv for sucking up to the unions:

Oh look at this, unions think Deliv is amazing and everyone should follow their example:

Their example being having to fire a bunch of people and go out of business. Great business plan!!

And they wonder why Uber and Lyft are spending millions to defeat their idiotic job-killing bill.

Here’s some more on AB5, the freelance-killing law:

#400th Podcast Soopstravaganza!! The PUBLIC AIR episode with Dana Perino!!

THIS WEEK we have the lovely and brilliant Dana Perino and her equally brilliant and loverly husband Peter McMahan on the show for the 400th podcastravaganza!! The internet carefully kicks me out of the chat while Peter tells a mortifying true story, then we bore people and meander, and talk about our worst one-star podcast review. It’s amazing. THEN Matt bores us hydrochloroquine facts, then Dana tells us why the BabylOnion Game is a terrible game. THEN we have a Dana Dana Dana quiz! But Jess interrupts to tell the block Matt story. Then Peter tells another joke and Matt bores us with more geography! WOW!! Then we ditch the Perino/McMahons and start yelling and screaming at each other because Dana told us to. WOw! ENJOY IT OR DIE!!

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

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Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

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SooperPodcast #399! Sisyphean BabylOnion fried chicken knitted voodoo dolls!!

HIS WEEK! We have both Tammy Charlene Jess and Daryl Duane Matt!! We talk about Sisyphus and fried chicken and knitted voodoo dolls, which you could have guessed from the title, I guess. Also some more BabylOnion game show!! And the Snake Eyes costume saga. WOw!! Don’t get done disappeared on this one…

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

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BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

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SooperPodcast #398! Pneumonialmond Grandma Killer Tammy Charleen Hossenfeffer!!

THIS WEEK we have Tammy Charlene Jess and Daryl Duane Matt and they join MexyKaren el Sooper! The Matt tells us what hossenfeffer is, and then Jess gives us a rabbit eatins’ update, and Matt tells us where he falls on the Schmidt pain scale. We also have a geography fact update, and el sooper debuts a NEW segment which is a quiz show that you can follow along! WOW! Send us your scores!! All on the newest corn teen podcast. Also Adele got skinny.

Logic is the my-microphone of Soop.

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ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

CNN’s climate propagandist Bill Weir is trying really hard to blame the coronavirus on deforestation and the Bible

CNN’s climate change propagandist Bill Weir is getting to be an especially comical and absurdist addition to their left-wing puppets posing as journalists. Watch this pathetic video where he sorrowfully apologizes to his newborn son, River, for his being born under the dark shadow of climate change:

That is the very definition of cringe. Here’s the text version:

Against all odds you were conceived in a lighthouse, born during a pandemic and will taste just enough of Life as We Knew It to resent us when it’s gone.

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry we broke your sea and your sky and shortened the wings of the nightingale.

I’m sorry that the Great Barrier Reef is no longer great, that we value Amazon more than the Amazon and that the
waterfront neighborhood where you burble in my arms could be condemned by rising seas before you’re old enough for a mortgage.

And look he actually shoves in a Bible verse in there, in order to blame the Bible and capitalism. What the hell? LOL!

See, for decades, scientists told us that if we weren’t careful, humans would unleash an invisible enemy out of the jungle and into our lungs. But that was a story few wanted to believe.

So we kept cutting down jungles — and prairies and mangroves and the last few the places where the wild things are — to pave and plow, develop and devour everything inside.

As you get older, this will be hard to understand. But we were under the spell of Genesis 1:28: to take dominion over every living thing. We had the strange urge to carve straight lines out of nature’s curves and were under the spell of a uniquely human force called “profit motive.”

What a tool.

When we finally realized that the worried scientists were right, people got scared and went searching for potions and protections. They emptied store shelves even faster than the jungles and all the invisible enemy masks were gone.
Just in time for your birth.
Pathetic. But wait there’s more!! He goes after his OWN MOTHER for being Christian! LOL!
….EVERYTHING in our man-made world — flags and borders, money and markets, laws and religions — all of it came from the stories we tell ourselves. Some are older than others. They vary by time and place. And all of them are under constant revision.
Take your Grandma Pat. She believed the stories in a very old book with such passion, we followed her dreams from our home in Wisconsin all over the Bible Belt where the heroes were Jesus, cowboys and oilmen.

So we burned gasoline for no good reason. We left Prosperity Gospel megachurches, tied a rope to a dirt bike and belly-surfed across a sod farm. We rooster-tailed across Lake Tenkiller on two-stroke Jet Skis and cruised mall parking lots in muscle cars singing “The road goes on forever and the party never ends.”
Turns out that it doesn’t, and it does. I’m sorry.

Wow. Quite a self-hating eco-warrior Weir is. But he actually cut all the anti-Christian stuff out of the video edit of his letter. Weird huh?

And you thought Chris Cuomo was CNN’s biggest drama queen when he faked his exit from coronavirus quarantine. Watch out Fredo, Weir is coming for your crown!!

And, just like last week when everyone made fun of him, he goes off AGAIN and claims stupidly that the coronavirus is somehow created be deforestation, WHEN IT WAS CLEARLY CREATED BY COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS SWABBING BATS IN THEIR BUTTHOLES IN A LABORATORY IN WUHAN, CHINA.

How stupid does he think we are? I mean, his audience is watching CNN, so I guess he thinks we’re pretty damn stupid.

I’m thinking this is his attempt to idiotically link the pandemic to environmentalism when it has ZERO connection to it, and I would wager that he’s gonna keep doing it in order to try to change the narrative on the coronavirus.

But anyway, good luck kid, you have a sentimental douche for a father. You’re gonna have to find some masculine role model who isn’t wasting his time sobbing over the spotted owl or some crap.

Finally. Why the hell are you telling your kid where you banged his mom? And put it on the INTERNET?! Poor little River’s gonna have a tough time in eighth grade when those little monsters find out about THAT mistake.

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Well anyway, here are some funny tweets to help you cleanse that crappy cringe from your eyeballs:

I don’t think this is anything political, looks like just a traffic/pedestrian disagreement:

Hope you had a great weekend!