SooperPodcast #412! Nary a bimbo cape thief and whatnot!

THIS WEEK we don’t talk about the boring coronavirus yet again! WOW!! Instead we have another Mattless podcast, we are BEYOND MATT but not beyond Jess, who IS on the podcast. She explains why she is a thief, and then we explain why Matt is not there. Also I talk about Bimbos. Then I tell a story about sounding stupid in front of a dental assistant. ALSO we make fun of a scam, ALSO Matt is not pooping in a bucket no matter what he tweets, ALSO a new edition of Name! That! Statistic! ALSO a charming story about how my truck shot out gas for some reason, ALSO how the RNC stacked up to the DNC, and what did #Tcot stand for anyway?! WOW! What a great podcast you have to go listen now!!

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Lyft raises a middle finger to gov’t regulation, will leave California over gig economy killer AB5 [Updated]

It’s happening people. Lyft is leaving California after the idiotic Democrats passed a law that would force them to treat their drivers as if they were 9-5 employees with all the benefits.

Now THAT is an honest assessment of what happened.

THIS IS NOT:

That it BS. The judge made that decision based on crap legislation that the dumbass Democrat politicians that passed AB5, including their pendeja queen state senator Lorena Sanchez. I’ve been writing about this for a while because the law is so stupid and because it ended up screwing over tons of independent contractors in California. And if you think this is just a California problem, you’re wrong. Democrats are planning to institute this all over America if Joe Biden wins.

SO now the big question is whether Uber will follow suit. I really hope they do. If this is the kind of crap Democrats want to pull then I want to see Californians rise up against the chaos they are instituting. And if they are able to defeat it in California it’ll be much tougher to impose everywhere else…

UPDATE: A judge ordered that Uber and Lyft will have more time to figure out what they want to do about AB5, so they can both stay operating for the time being.

Here are some of my previous posts if you want to catch up on the issue:

Will Andrew Cuomo’s book on New York’s coronavirus response mention how wrong he was on ventilators?

Governor Andrew Cuomo says he is writing a book in order to document New York’s response to the coronavirus. The most glaring issue that he needs to address is how he ordered nursing homes to accept coronavirus patients, possibly killing tens of thousands. BUT… I think this issue is getting buried too – do you remember the hysteria over New York’s lack of ventilators?

You probably don’t because it all vanished when it became clear that New York’s problem had nothing to do with ventilators. Weird huh?

And they hammered Trump over it:

Uh, people died in New York City and it had nothing to do with ventilators or Trump. Now, don’t take this to mean that Trump did everything perfectly. He didn’t. But the people who attack him participated in this attack on the presidency that ended up being nothing at all.

So will this make it to the book or no? I’m thinking no. Even far left liberals think it’s insane for him to be writing this book right now:

Finally, this is the funniest response to the news of his book:

If you didn’t watch Tiger King on Netflix you won’t get it. Sorry.

SooperPodcast #411! The slurpy post-plussed soopersketchy goat-shaming edition!

THIS WEEK we don’t talk about coronavirus because that is BORING sorry, and we have a very quiet matt but a very LOUD jessica heddings! YES! Also we have a new edition of GUESS! That! Statistic!! Then we talk about the best conspiracy theories ever! And pedophilic numbers. Also we talk about Karina, Catrina, Carmela Harris. Sorry. THat was kinda dull. WOW YOU have to listen right now!!

If the audio player doesn’t load up in your browser, click HERE to go directly to podomatic!

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Google labels my viral video ‘dangerous or derogatory’ to stop paying out ads

Well this is nuts. The “So God Made A Liberal” video that I created with my good friend Matt Dawson way back in 2013 has been labeled “dangerous or derogatory” content by Google so that they can stop paying me the meager ad revenue I was getting. Here’s a cut and pasted image of their notice:

Now this is the same video from which I have gotten YouTube ad revenue for YEARS. It racked up more than 2.6 MILLION views, and it was actually featured on “The Five” on Fox News!! How could this possibly all of a sudden BECOME “dangerous or derogatory”?!?

It’s so completely absurd.

Here’s the video if you haven’t seen it, though I won’t get any revenue for more views on it. Enjoy anyway!!

On the other hand, you can share THIS post if you wanna help me out.

This comes just weeks after Zazzle shut down my account and stole the money I had earned on their website too. Thankfully, this is all stuff I do for fun on the side, but it’s still petty and pathetic for these companies to sideline voices like mine. And let’s call it racist too, just for fun!

SooperPodcast #410!! Shalom Bugs! And Pappize Plozzma!

THIS WEEK we have only a MATT and no Jess!! We have an intellectual decision about the bosoms of various major brand mascots, how to get some plozzma doing, and how to get to the PAPPIZE!! And curiously, Matt actually guesses my new game show before I even mention it. WOW!! You must listen now!!

If the audio player doesn’t load up in your browser, click HERE to go directly to podomatic!

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Tik Tok celebs freak out after Trump says he’ll ban the Chinese commie spy app

This morning el Presidente followed upon my previous advice and indicated that he would seek to ban the social media app Tik Tok, which is also a communist Chinese spy app that steals all your data.

So there are a lot of Tik Tok celebs who are freaking out because the app was so popular and they are going to lose their followers:

Late Friday night, a social platform best known for coordinated dance routines and funny videos turned somber. TikTok users across the US began livestreaming and posting videos in tribute to what they feared was the end of TikTok, the short-form video app they’ve come to love and depend on.

“Everyone is live right now,” said Ehi Omigie, who has about 25,000 followers on TikTok, in a livestream on the app Friday night after news broke of a possible US ban. “Everyone is going cray cray … If it does happen, follow me on Instagram.”

Others were strategizing ways to get around a ban, including by trying to trick servers to make it look like they’re browsing from a different country where TikTok is allowed to operate. “Do not panic, do not panic,” one user repeated several times in a video. “Do not panic yet. Do not panic right now.”

Look a this idiot:

Yeah no, that’s not it, and you’re a dumbass if you believe that. There are many many many reasons to ban Tik Tok, not the least of which is that it’s aiding a government that is literally running concentration camps for religious and political persecution. Here are some other reasons to ban it.

Now, some of this is definitely funny since I, like the rest of you, bear some resentment of those who make their income based on some vapid popularity contest on Tik Tok. BUT, on the other hand, I have some sympathy as well. They built up an audience, worked on their branding, and now it’s all gone through no fault of their own. I think we should probably not take too much Schadenfreude pleasure of their pain.

ON THE OTHER HAND… there are some pretty hilarious Twitter jokes about it.

And of course, there are always conspiracy theories whenever something slightly inconveniences people.

No, it’s not fishy, it’s the free market. Now go forth and stupefy.

Unbelievably stupid, unless you’re serving a gullible idiotic audience. Anyway, I’m glad he’s banning Tik Tok, it’s a threat to freedom everywhere, and it can easily be replaced. David French sums up the main points in a tweet:

Yup. Don’t console your angry teens, tell them to shut the hell up, do the dishes, and move on with their lives.