Breaking! Deadly knife TERROR attack on worshippers at Catholic church in Nice, France [Updated]

Early reports from Nice, France, say there has been a lethal terror attack at a church.

This video shows some of the panic right after the attack:

An early report of the beheading:

A photo from the scene of the crime:

The Muslims have been boycotting the French after Macron refused to denounce an insult to Muhammed. This might be related to that. It was after a teacher was beheaded by a Muslim for citing cartoons of Muhammed in his classroom. Instead of denouncing the terrorist, Muslims are angry at the cartoons. There have been a lot of angry rhetoric pointed at Macron and at the French.

UPDATE: There are reports saying there were two fatalities, one woman beheaded. Here’s a photo of the Notre Dame church in Nice:

More video from down the street from the church:

Pretty horrible.

UPDATE 2: Now seeing some reports that three people have died, and others were injured. Also that the woman who was beheaded was an elderly woman. These are still early reports and can be inaccurate:


Reuters is now confirming many of the details being reported on social media:

A woman was beheaded by an attacker with a knife who also killed two other people at a church in the French city of Nice on Thursday, police said, in an incident the city’s mayor described as terrorism.

Mayor Christian Estrosi said on Twitter the knife attack had happened in or near the city’s Notre Dame church and that police had detained the attacker.

Police said three people were confirmed to have died in the attack and several were injured.

A police source said a woman was decapitated. French politician Marine Le Pen also spoke of a decapitation having occurred in the attack.

They also made the connection to the murder of the history teacher I mentioned above.


One report says the terrorist yelled “Allahu Akbar.”


There’s a photo from inside the church.


Much more information available a day later.

I’ll update as more details are released.

Sooperpodcast #419!! Sneering condescension emoticons of a diabeetus clinic!!

This week! We don’t have a MATT but we have a Jessica and we talk about loud keyboards and then I recall the glories of the #GringoArmy, then there’s a weird interruption we have difficulties, we have technical difficulties but we suffer through. THEN we continue and we give our assessment of the debate, sorry, it’s politics and we hate ourselves, then we mock the leeeberals and the coyotes and all the coyotes bringing the leetle latinos over the border, also we talk about el Sooper’s brain and how it thinks and it gets weird, then he guesses what a logo of a store is, and then also Jessica stuns and shocks him with new information he didn’t know before. And also we talk about hats hats and more hats and it’s wonderful. They’re not nuts, they’re almonds. Enjoy!!! Hoozy toozy hossenfeffer!!

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BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!


AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Jemele Hill, David Hogg and other assorted liberal idiots manifest their unbelievable ignorance while trying to dunk on Trump

God bless the morons. Truly, these idiots have reminded me of the halcyon days of pre-2015 when we were all united to mock and ridicule the stupidity emanating forth from the dumbest depths of the most ignorant of liberals. Sigh.

Anyway, this is what happened.

El Presidente was debating Joe Biden when he claimed that some of the children who were abandoned at the border were brought there by “coyotes and cartels.”

Right. I mean, yeah, that happens. All of the time.


All of these libs came out of the woodwork to try to dunk on el Presidente because, and this is key, THEY ARE SO STUPID THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT A COYOTE IS!



Now for those of you who still might be confused, a “coyote” is the term for a guide who ferries illegal aliens across the border, illegally, for money. They are horrible people. They often rape the women they bring across, and sometimes they just straight up kill people. Some of them are aligned with the most evil of cartels.

But apparently, Jemele Hill, WHO IS OFTEN APPEARING ON MY TELEVISION TRYING TO TELL ME HOW I SHOULD LIVE MY LIFE, doesn’t know anything about that:

Holy crap. Again, I repeat… wow.

Of course, the prince of half-witted libs, David Hogg, climbed into this clown car and took the wheel gleefully:


So I had a lot of fun with these morons. Usually I’m like, “eh, both sides, etc.” or “well to be fair to their side…” but not this time. NOPE.




Ahhhh that’s satisfying. And these are just the most famous morons who tried to dunk on Trump and fell flat on their dumb stupid faces. I got into a looong debate with this dimwit after she tried to say “coyotes” was a dog whistle, which is another insanely stupid statement:

She ran off and blocked me, so you can check out some of our debate in my timeline if you wish.

Oh and also:

Now look, to be fair, maybe some of them were actually saying that Trump wasn’t being completely honest about how these kids got to be apprehended at the border, but I know for sure that many of them are actually just idiots.

And don’t get me started on this moron:

Wow. I just… I dunno. I will be pondering the idiocy of that one until I am 98 years old, abandoned at a nursing home where I breath my last dying sentiment to some random anonymous nurse, whispering angrily, “you… can’t.. drill to the core… stupidddd…”

QAnon cultists jump on the Hunter Biden laptop after undead JFK Jr. misses his date with history

You may not have noticed it but a massive hope of the Q-Anon cult imploded on the seventeenth of October. For only the craziest and absurd of reasons, some cultists actually believed that JFK Jr. would come back from the dead and join Donald Trump’s presidential ticket on that day:

So sad: Nothing happened. In fact there wasn’t even a rally in Dallas, as they were predicting.

This is of course, after the “Red October” prediction failed previously. In that one, the cultists believed that Attorney General Barr was going to round up all the satanic pedophile Democrats, including Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, and send them all to prison. That was also a bust.

AND ALSO after the Durham Report isn’t going to be released before the election – they were all betting that it would have all of the evidence to lock up all the satanists and let Trump waltz into the White House for another four terms. That didn’t work out either.

NOW they’re putting all their hopes into the Hunter Biden laptop. 

Here’s a weird sequence of tweets. Look at what former NeverTrumper candidate Evan McMullin says about Russian plans to spread disinformation about pedophilia among the Bidens:

That was on the eighteenth, a Sunday.

These pretty insane accusations came out soon after:

Just hours later.

So forward to today, on Tuesday. Rudy Giuliani is making very serious accusations about what is on Hunter Biden’s laptop:

He says there are pictures of underage girls on the laptop and that he’s turning it over to the Delaware State Police.

Now note – hours before this came out, the DOJ and the FBI confirmed to some news outlets that the Hunter Biden laptop and the emails are NOT a part of a Russian disinformation campaign. What a great coincidence for all involved!

So, we can trust the FBI when they tell us something we like, but otherwise, the FBI has been hiding the laptop, and they are a part of the big conspiracy against Trump. Makes sense.

Now the QAnon nuts are going crazy over it:

So is Guiliani being bamboozled by a Russian disinformation campaign? Or will we wake up to Delaware police arresting Hunter Biden for pedophilia? I mean, third times the charm for QAnon theories. Or maybe thirtieth time’s the charm.

Check out this pretty decent documentary on the conspiracy theory:

SooperPodcast #418!! Shmallowmacking Yatt Attack!!

THIS WEEK we have Matt back unfortunately and it’s been two weeks and we’re sorry, well I’m sorry, they don’t care, they don’t care AT ALL. Matt calls Sooper an A-hole for some reason, we talk about Ken Paxton, former MLB player, then we go into the YAT ATTACK quiz!! Then El Sooper gets into a big dumb debate with Jess about the Yatts and their language and a boring video that she sent to suck life from his precious precious life. Also el Sooper tries get out of the podcast without a big drag out argument, but they won’t let him. But before that he talks about and rages about recycling. THEN WE ARGUE. We argue so bad. SO this is what happened, they ask me about California but they don’t actually want my opinion they just want to be like “it’s so liberal and stupid we hate it boo yay Trump!!” so when I actually give my opinion then they both come back with stupid crap and they’re very angry that I won’t just give them the satisfying twitter gotcha that everyone else wants. Sorry, oh wait no I’m not. Yeah, it’s that bad. ENJOY!!

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AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Facebook and Twitter stupidly censor New York Post’s forbidden story about Biden and Ukraine

Well absolute chaos has broken out on Twitter and Facebook after they tried to censor a story about Biden and his son and their dealings in Ukraine. Here’s what the New York Post is reporting about the censorship:

Facebook moved Wednesday to limit the spread of The Post’s reporting on bombshell emails from Hunter Biden’s laptop that show he introduced his father, Joe Biden, to a Ukrainian energy executive — a move that led President Trump’s campaign to accuse the company of “interfering” in the election.

The social network may also have independent fact-checkers examine the exclusive story based on the younger Biden’s emails, according to Facebook spokesman Andy Stone.

“While I will intentionally not link to the New York Post, I want be clear that this story is eligible to be fact checked by Facebook’s third-party fact checking partners,” Stone said on Twitter. “In the meantime, we are reducing its distribution on our platform.”

Uhm. WOW. That is absolutely insane. This has been going on for hours and I don’t understand why. How long does it take to check if they should allow this one story to go or not?

Now at the risk of being banned myself, here’s the forbidden story from the New York Post:

Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine into firing a prosecutor who was investigating the company, according to emails obtained by The Post.

The never-before-revealed meeting is mentioned in a message of appreciation that Vadym Pozharskyi, an adviser to the board of Burisma, allegedly sent Hunter Biden on April 17, 2015, about a year after Hunter joined the Burisma board at a reported salary of up to $50,000 a month.

“Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to DC and giving an opportunity to meet your father and spent [sic] some time together. It’s realty [sic] an honor and pleasure,” the email reads.

An earlier email from May 2014 also shows Pozharskyi, reportedly Burisma’s No. 3 exec, asking Hunter for “advice on how you could use your influence” on the company’s behalf.

I don’t even think this is such a big deal, except for the next sentence:

The blockbuster correspondence — which flies in the face of Joe Biden’s claim that he’s “never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings” — is contained in a massive trove of data recovered from a laptop computer.

Well that’s a problem. Anyway, it goes on for a while. Go to the New York Post to get the rest of the details. Now, it may be a real story or it may be not, but I think what Facebook and Twitter are doing here is really problematic, and if it continues there is going to be even more chaos.

Like, for instance, this:

And also this:

Are they gonna cancel his account next? We shall see.

Q-Anon cultists believe that Trump will arrest Obama, Hillary, and many others tomorrow

Well this is it. According to the cultists who believe in the Q-Anon conspiracy theory, the president has kicked off the final event when all of his evil diabolical enemies will be arrested and Trump will reign forever and ever. They call it “Red October.”

What really set them off is Trump announcing that he was declassifying all the documents from the FBI’s “Crossfire Hurricane” investigation that looked into the claims of collusion between the Trump campaign in 2016 and the Russian government.

This happened tonight.

Very soon after this, there was an announcement that there will be a virtual briefing by the Department of Justice tomorrow.

They’re very excited:

They believe that Trump didn’t really have coronavirus, he was just in protective custody while Hillary and Obama are arrested. Now, bizarrely, the arrests didn’t come while he was in protective custody. He went home to the White House, but that didn’t stop the conspiracy, never!!

Maybe the arrests have already started tonight:

And don’t think for a second that they’re doing this without the encouragement of the president. Here’s Trump waaay back in November of 2018 saying that he would declassify the documents in order to screw over the Democrats:

In a wide-ranging, exclusive interview with The Post, President Trump said Wednesday that if House Democrats launched probes into his administration — which he called “presidential harassment” — they’d pay a heavy price.

“If they go down the presidential harassment track, if they want go and harass the president and the administration, I think that would be the best thing that would happen to me. I’m a counter-puncher and I will hit them so hard they’d never been hit like that,” he said during a 36-minute Oval Office sitdown.

The commander-in-chief said he could declassify FISA warrant applications and other documents from Robert Mueller’s probe — and predicted the disclosure would expose the FBI, the Justice Department and the Clinton campaign as being in cahoots to set him up.

“I think that would help my campaign. If they want to play tough, I will do it. They will see how devastating those pages are.”

So why wait almost TWO years to do it? Just because, that’s why:

But Trump told The Post he wanted to save the documents until they were needed.

“It’s much more powerful if I do it then,” Trump said, “because if we had done it already, it would already be yesterday’s news.”

I have seen a few cultists get really really frustrated as the Q-Anon leaders keep telling them this event is just around the corner, and then snatch the football away right before they kick it. Over and over and over again.

So.. get ready I guess? Tomorrow is gonna be a big day. Or actually it isn’t at all. But then they’ll come up with some other excuse why Trump hasn’t smited his enemies despite being the most powerful man on Earth and being able to declassify anything he wanted at any time at all. Weird.

Here’s the huge list of people that had come in contact with Trump and Hope Hicks and could be COVID positive

Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse, Trump and Melania have tested positive, and they may have spread it to a lot of people they came in touch with.

MSNBC put out a list of people who have been in contact with Hope Hicks, who appears to have been the first person to put Trump at risk:

So. Yeah, that’s a problem. Also there’s this:

A lot of GOP donors. Oh and don’t forget:

That could be liberal wishful thinking, but maybe not.

So far, Mark Meadows has tested NEGative:

I’ll update with more information on the other possible coronavirus positives…

UPDATE: Here’s where we are.

Senator Mike Lee of Utah has tested positive.

And he was with a LOT of people and could have exposed them:

Trump is now exhibiting mild symptoms:

Biden and his wife are negative:

RNC chairwoman Rona McDaniel is positive:

Amy Coney Barrett tested negative:

…but she’s had it before and recovered:

From what I understand, this does not necessarily mean she won’t get it again. There have been some cases of that happening, and not everyone who gets it once is forever inoculated from getting it again. Also:

Also the president of Notre Dame is positive:




Progressive idiot Cenk Uygur wants liberals to stop their fake sympathy for coronavirus-stricken Trump

I’m sure there are a ton of nobodies out there laughing and enjoying the positive test for Trump and Melania on coronavirus tonight, but here’s a guy who is a huge name on the progressive left:

Nice. I mean, at least he’s honest in saying they’re all lying about their sympathy for Trump.

On the other hand, at least Maddow was decent about it:

Then again her fans were less civil:


SooperPodcast #417!! Xahcalli āhuacatl Acadian supremacy!!

THIS WEEK, wow so much happened after we stopped recording, and we didn’t touch ANY OF IT. Instead, we talked about sentences with periods, and we had a MATT and we had one tiny little JESS, and we talked about what you can fit in your rectum, the whole thing with that lady that done gonna be on the SCOTUS, a little bit of ooooh chita, and then I make them denounce things because that’s what we do now. Then we start a new game called guess that word that is derived from nahuatl! SO much fun!! Yes, go listen. There will be updates, but sorry there was cursing. Also I yelled at Matt.

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ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!


AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.