SooperPodcast #425!! Happy New Year!! GTH 2020!!

Hello everybody unfortunately we could not record for the New Year’s Eve because Jess is out boozing it up somewhere and we can’t find Matt. So you’re stuck with me. Sorry!! Anyway, also there’s a very sad flashback. Enjoy! Happy NEW YEAR!!! And go to hell, 2020!!!

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ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Why did FAKE Latina Hilaria Baldwin accept all those accolades from ‘Latina’ Magazine?

This is fantastic. Earlier this week Hilaria Baldwin, the wife of limousine liberal Alec Baldwin, was outed as pretending to be a Latina and instead of coming clean and admitting she misled people, she blamed reporters and writers!

But, if they simply refused to report that she’s white instead of Latina, then WHY did she not correct “Latina” Magazine when they named her one of their “10 Best Dressed Latina Stars of the Week” in 2013?

If Hilaria, whose real name is Hillary, was trying desperately this entire time to get reporters to stop calling her Latina, she sure was quiet about it:

So, it’s actually more likely that she went along with people who assumed she was Latina because she spoke with a fake-ass accent and tweeted in Spanish occasionally:

Here’s where she thanked them AGAIN for putting her on their well dressed Latino list, and didn’t correct them!

In fact, “Latina” magazine appears to have an infatuation with white girl Hillary:

She made the best Latina stepparent list! LOL!

Aaaand now instead of admitting that she’s been misleading everyone this whole time, Hillary is tossing all those reporters and writers under the bus! How classy!!

Here she is in 2016 talking to Latina Magazine about her strong “work ethnic”:

As a real authentic Mexican, despite what Alec Baldwin says about me, I can tell you the “ethnic” is not strong in this one….

A Latina Rachel Dolezal! Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria gets CAUGHT LYING about her race!!

Oh boy. Santa Claus must have decided that I was a good little Mexican this year, because he brought me the greatest blogger present I could have ever asked for.

The wife of my arch-nemesis Alec Baldwin has admitted that she has been lying about being “Latina” for years.

Yes, it’s a Latina Rachel Dolezal, or I guess that would be a “Raquel Dolezaldriguez.” 

This all started when Twitter started mocking Raquel for pretending not to know what the English word for cucumber is, while faking a Spanish accent:

Now, she’s whining because people are criticizing her, and pretending as if she never tried to sound Hispanic (from Yahoo News):

“I’ve seen chatter online questioning my identity and culture. This is something I take very seriously, and for those who are asking — I’ll reiterate my story, as I’ve done many times before,” said Baldwin. “I was born in Boston and grew up spending time with my family between Massachusetts and Spain. My parents and sibling live in Spain and I chose to live here, in the USA.”

And….

“Yes, I am a white girl … Europe has a lot of white people in there. My family is white. Ethnically, I am a mix of many many many things,” she said. “Culturally, I grew up with two cultures. So it’s really as simple as that.”

NO IT’S NOT SIMPLE WHEN YOU’RE PRETENDING NOT TO SPEAK ENGLISH! LOLOL!!

As expected, Twitter is having a day on the news:

 

Oh there’s so much here. For those who don’t know, I got into a pretty epic Twitter feud with Alec Baldwin in 2012, which you can read here. Now, that kind of thing happens all the time, right? Who cares?

Well it got more insane when I figured out that Baldwin was tweeting under a sock puppet account to attack me and other people who were criticizing him.

Under that account, which was named Victoria (there might be underlying gender confusion issues there and I want to be sensitive to Alec’s condition), Alec accused me of being a fake Mexican!!!

YES, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:

Those tweets were deleted after I outed him, and he deleted the account, but the links still exist here. 

So, how ironic is it that Alec Baldwin accused ME of being a fake Mexican, and he’s married to a FAKE LATINA!! LOL!! Even better, he tweeted that accusation against me while tweeting as a woman!!

Sometimes I really love Twitter.

[hat tip to @politicsofamy]

SooperPodcast #424!! Smutty Insinuations and Glandsplaining!!

THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we still don’t have a Matt, we’re looking out there if anyone sees him wandering about, send him our way!! We talk about choking on almonds and the knob squad, and also the Pappillons sooper exclusive DMs line!! Also, politics I guess and also the little Baby Jesus star in the sky and also then the Russian hack and the zoom hack and some glandsplaining shenanigans! Also world famous pediatrician Johannes Kepler. WOW!! Go listen now.

ALSO!! If the podcast doesn’t load, then you go directly to podomatic here!!

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

SooperPodcast Christmas Flashback: Matt Dawson reacts to Sooper singing the Mamacita Christmas song!

I’m not sure if we’re going to be able to record this week because everyone is so busy, but in case we can’t, here’s a short flashback to tide you over.

From the wonderful SooperPodcast #230 [which is no longer available anywhere, by the way] way back in Christmas of 2016, we have Matt Dawson reacting to el Sooper singing “Mamacita Donde Esta Santa Claus?” song, the Mexican classic.

Enjoy:

https://soopermexican.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/mamacita-where-is-santa-claus-christmas-2016-Copy.mp3?_=1

Wow. That’s uh… very speshal.

Even more amazingly, in a later Christmas podcast, I played the SAME SONG for Matt, and  HE DIDN’T REMEMBER IT THEN EITHER. Amazing. It’s like I’m the only person on the podcast with a memory. Also Matt doesn’t go on the podcast anymore.

But Jess does, and we can never forget this Christmas classic from the toe-smasher either:

https://soopermexican.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/dicks-pack-of-sicksy-hapax-jess.mp3?_=2

Ugh. Why do people listen to this smut. Merry Christmas!!!

Lin Wood and Sidney Powell call for Trump to declare martial law after losing Supreme Court case

Well it’s not going very well over at Kraken central. We have now officially gone from “Trump just needs to have his day in court” to declaring martial law. That escalated quickly.

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1338221038568677382

Ya’ll taking this SCOTUS defeat a little hard, ain’tcha?

https://twitter.com/SidneyPowell1/status/1338284603379953668

He’s not joking, I guess:

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1338360655016058881

Hmmm. This seems a little irresponsible, no? And utterly disingenuous. If you can’t prove your case in court, when the Supreme Court, which is now leaning conservative, refuses to hear your case, shouldn’t you just take the loss? Is it more likely that these two nutcases just can’t prove what they promised to prove, or that there’s a vast vast conspiracy against Trump, including the Justices that HE HIMSELF appointed to the Supreme Court? C’mon, it’s getting embarrassing. Or I should say, more embarrassing.

The Kraken is dead.

We’re not heroes in some action movie, and we’re not gonna change election results with the strength of our tweets. Time to face reality.

Breaking! SCOTUS cracks the Texan KRAKEN!

The Kraken was unleashed and the SCOTUS just killed it.

The attempt from Texas to try to decertify results from four other states has been denied by the Supreme Court.

A lot of people were putting their hopes in this lawsuit from Texas, but the SCOTUS said that one state doesn’t have standing to sue over how other states run their elections.

https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1337196239167877122

Including legal expert Kevin Sorbo:

Well that didn’t work out.

And all of Trump’s appointees went with the majority.

https://twitter.com/NickJFuentes/status/1337544842705063936

UPDATE: I’m not sure Jenna Ellis knows which branch Trump is in control of, and also, what the three branches of government are:

And Allen West, who fought in the military to defend the Constitution, is now calling for a secession from the Union:

Well. That’s something.

2nd UPDATE:

Four Carat Generals Diamond and Silk are calling for the military to intervene:

Not sure where they are in the diamond-chain of command.

END UPDATE:

Here’s the moment it was announced on Fox News:

It seems like it’s over.

Dem demand that Kamala’s seat be filled by black person is abjectly hypocritical to representation

So Democrats are now making demands on California Gov. Gavin Newsom about who he should pick to fill the U.S. Senate seat after Kamala Harris goes to the White House as VP. Here’s one of the stupider, more hypocritical arguments floating out there, from Rep. Karen Bass of California:

This dimwit says that Newsom should pick a black person to replace Harris because we just need an African-American woman in the U.S. Senate.

What the @#%% is this pendeja talking about?!??

EXCUSE MY ALL CAPS BUT THAT IS NOT THE #@$%ING POINT OF THE U.S. SENATE.

The point of the U.S. Senate is for each senator to represent the people of that state in the federal government. The point of the U.S. Senate is NOT to fulfill whatever racial debt the Democrats think they owe to any one national demographic.

And think about how insanely hypocritical this is to their supposed dedication to minority representation.

In California, Blacks make up less than 7% of the population, while whites make up a whopping 72% of the population, and Hispanics make up nearly 40% of the population [according to the U.S. Census site]. As an aside, those numbers exceed 100% when added up because many Hispanics consider themselves white, since that is a race and “Hispanic” is an ethnic category.

Anyway my point is this – if they truly believed in demographic representation then the next U.S. Senator from California should be either white, or Hispanic. For them to demand that the senator be black because the party “owes” it to black people voting for Biden is completely absurd.

Of course, the real reason Bass is pushing this idiotic narrative is that she wants to be that replacement.

Some other stuff…

I notice that John King didn’t bring up ANY of this. He fully accepts the premise that Karen Bass is pitching because either he has no clue what the point of the Senate is, or he just goes along with whatever Democrats say because that’s the default position on CNN.

BUT, I have noticed that a lot of Black Democrats have been talking about this notion that Democrats “owe” something to blacks because of the election. I guess all those Hispanic votes are meaningless, or the white bloc of Democratic votes, or any other demographic.

I think this might be in response to reports that Trump made inroads into the Hispanic and black votes in some areas. This stunned Democrats and made them recoil from “defund the police” and other extreme positions. This is how black Democrats are trying to regain their footing and establish more control over the future of the Democratic party…

SooperPodcast #423! Baby Albino Cyclops SHARKS!!

THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we discuss all of the stories that we missed because we were too drunk and full of the season’s cheer to record last week!! Actually we cover a few of them not all, like for instance, why our Fox News patron saint got a potty mouth last week, and a depressing update about the GOP implosion in Georgia, and also we talk about Kamala trying to kill Joe Biden, and also why we can’t trust China because China is asshoe!! Ironically, there’s no cursing in this one, I think. And finally, the baby albino cyclops shark! Wow you have to listen right now!!

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Even AOC’s commie former chief of staff thinks Democrats’ lockdowns are going too far!

I knew when I saw this that the lockdowns were going too far. Here’s the former chief of staff for commie comrade Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, himself a commie, saying that the lockdowns in San Francisco are too much, and they don’t make any sense:

I mean, if this dude is questioning whether the draconian measures being taken make any sense, you really have to wonder how many other reasonable Democrats are beginning to doubt the “science” behind some of these lockdowns.

He continued on:

Now let me refresh your memory. This is the same guy that helped create Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal, and admitted that it had nothing to do with climate but was about how the Democrats could seize control of the economy!! Yes, he said that! Which is partly why he was canned from his job, because you can’t be telling truths on a Democrat lawmaker’s staff, that’s the first and only rule of liberal politics!

In fact, the lawmakers down in Los Angeles admitted that they didn’t know what data supports their lockdown in Los Angeles.

Now look, I believe the coronavirus is real, and it should be taken seriously. But I also think that some politicians are really erring on the side of extreme lockdowns when more surgical policies might do much better with far less economic destruction. I think this shows that a lot of people on the left are coming to that conclusion too…