The funniest most hilarious tweets from Inauguration Day for Kamala-Biden
It’s here. Inauguration Day. I’m on watch for when Trump will order the National Guard to arrest Biden, Kamala, Hillary and all the gang, but in the meantime, check out these hilarious tweets from today:
Well I thought he’d last longer than THAT pic.twitter.com/sFF2VdL05r
— Just give out the vaccine who cares (@crumbbutler) January 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/sarahkaplan48/status/1351935012615155713
That ceremony was many things, but it was also a reminder that no one needs a one-hour work Zoom call. They fit in J-Lo, Lady Gaga, Garth Brooks plus all the other stuff in 30 minutes. Keep it tight folks.
— Megan Murphy (@meganmurp) January 20, 2021
isnt this that couple from modern family pic.twitter.com/cEhCLfzVpe
— myesha thee stallion (@myeshachou) January 19, 2021
*cut to Melania on Air Force One*
BARRON! pic.twitter.com/7k9bGiQYlQ
— Ryan Love (@RyanJL) January 20, 2021
“Let the Hunger Games… BEGIN!” pic.twitter.com/o1Pfw33Qyb
— Calli Norton (@CalliNorton) January 20, 2021
NATIONAL TREASURE 3 should be Nicolas Cage stealing Joe Biden’s big bible pic.twitter.com/myFLaEGM1j
— Vinnie Mancuso (@VinnieMancuso1) January 20, 2021
I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t
— Drew Garland (@drew_garland) January 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1351929086822633473
The Trump presidency was a bit weird, but I think the important thing was that absolutely no one learned anything.
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) January 20, 2021
And this one:
My 5-year-old watched parts of the inauguration speech while playing in the living room and now one of his favorite stuffed animals is making a speech to all of the other toys about how they need to play together and treat each other nicely. LOL! #Kids #InaugurationDay
— Barbi Honeycutt, PhD (@BarbiHoneycutt) January 20, 2021
Sorry, not buying it, PhD education lady.
UPDATE: In finding that nutty tweet I found a ton of funny tweets mocking that theme – check it out.
My nine-year-old wants to know why I’m hesitant to watch the inauguration with him tomorrow. He says nothing bad can happen because there hasn’t been enough time to plan anything and I just …wish I had his confidence.
— Just Notch (@SuprasternalN) January 19, 2021
Wow. My three-year-old saw me tearing up while watching Biden's inauguration. He looked up at me and said "Daddy, we cannot allow ourselves to become complacent. Joe's unwillingness to act on structural reform will lead us to another Trump. Today the real fight begins."
— Jim Malo (@thejimmalo) January 20, 2021
Watching the inauguration with my 4 year old daughter and she says “look mommy racism is over we have girl power now” and it was really incredible mostly because she is a dog
— Mad Max (@maxipenalty) January 20, 2021
was watching the inauguration and my three year old dog looked up at me and said “I’m so glad we finally have an administration focused on helping americans through this pandemic. however i hope we understand the precarious situation we are in and how we need to stay focused.”❤️
— mahek (@wthmahek) January 20, 2021
Watching Biden’s inauguration and suddenly my 2 year old turns to me and says “Father, I believe this event indicates an unfavorable change in the political landscape. Mayhaps we may even be negatively affected ourselves”
I was completely taken aback.
— Amren Peter (188 IQ) (@AmrenPeter) January 20, 2021
as we’re watching the inauguration my 5 year old daughter looked at Kamala and then looked at me and said “mommy! she looks like us! when i grow up can i oppress the working class too?” and i looked at her and said no❤️
— mrs. schitt (@faithwithanf) January 20, 2021
What a beautiful moment for representation. My two year old was just watching the inauguration on TV and said "daddy, is that the lady from Top Chef?"
— Kayshav Prakash (@kayshavP) January 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/adam_wood121/status/1352082496494690306
while we were watching the inauguration, my 6 year old turned to me and said, "the people have been deceived and diverted from their vital interests by means of spectacular and meaningless duels between the two bourgeois parties."
— Jasmine Persephone ➡ Black Podcast Revolution (@JazzPomegranate) January 20, 2021
Watching @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris inauguration with my 6 year old. At the swearing in he turned to me and said, “We’ve been waiting a long time for this…” Yes, yes we have.
— Shannon Nash (@shannonhopenash) January 20, 2021
Oh wait that one is serious lol!
END UPDATE!
Aaaaand Melania is officially done.
pic.twitter.com/WVaUYFw21X— Robert J. DeNault (@robertjdenault) January 20, 2021
Zoom has traumatized me. I’m watching this inauguration and I started talking shit out loud and then panicked because I was like “oh my god am I on mute?” I hate it here lol.
— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) January 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/Octavia_Simone1/status/1351926795826835457
LOL, McCarthy & Hoyer give Biden & Harris instaphotos of the inauguration, like they've just gotten off the hot new roller coaster at Six Flags. pic.twitter.com/kefDZi0nzD
— Mike DeBonis (@mikedebonis) January 20, 2021
J-Lo just sent that poor teleprompter guy into cardiac arrest pic.twitter.com/OfJecEUIzk
— Jared Culpepper Live from Quarantine (@jaredallas) January 20, 2021
Plot twist bumbling Biden meekly signs everything put in front of him including an executive order ceding his power to Trump who becomes the 47th president…
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) January 20, 2021
Also… I was told the Betsy Ross flag was used by white supremacists, so….
OOPS! More racism from Joe Biden.
President Biden going to walk into the White House and see the note:
Dear Joe pic.twitter.com/wI0s7fVN3r
— bob esponch (@soulhera) January 20, 2021
We will never see his likeness again. pic.twitter.com/bg40QdcZJK
— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) January 20, 2021
https://twitter.com/TheJessieWoo/status/1352024931027054594
— Bill Weir (@BillWeirCNN) January 20, 2021
— S.P. Sullivan (@spsullivan) January 20, 2021
me waiting for my stimulus check at 12:01pm #InaugurationDay pic.twitter.com/rBusWYZfQl
— nadirah (@hinadirah) January 20, 2021
This is just really neat:
Just learned this about outgoing president Thomas Jefferson feeling uncool upon arriving at Madison's inaugural ball (the first one!)
After almost a full Covid year without parties, it is *extremely* relatable. pic.twitter.com/D6nMcEoedf
— Carrie Dann (@CarrieNBCNews) January 20, 2021
And earlier, I collected tweets from black twitter destroying Jemele Hill. So much fun on Inauguration Day! Unless you’re a Q-Anon cultist, they’re definitely having a bad day.