SooperPodcast 428! Four Wednesdays in January and intellectual gluttony for your brains!

THIS WEEK!! It gets wild. We talk about the four insane Wednesdays in January. We start off with el Sooper talking about he just found out that he sounds like a jerk! What?! We do a short recap of the NFL conference championships where all our hearts were broken and crapped upon. THEN we talk about all the nuts in politics and how we cannot stand them all and we just want out!! On the way we Stirewalt the Stirewalt, and also the Reddit GameStop uprising rebellion, and where it is right and where it is wrong. SO MUCH FUN. Then el Sooper talks about how Charles Payne stabbed him in the heart and crapped on it. NO MORE FUN STOP IT I CAN’T TAKE IT. It’s intellectual GLUTTONY for your brain, stupid!! Go get a substack. Then we talk about meme crimes from 2015, and Jess’s calumnies and what the meanest nurse said to el sooper in the DMs, and a funny tweet. Because everyone loves funny tweets. ALSO Chinese butthole coronavirus testing. Come watch the doom unfold with us. Or listen to it anyway. Whatever. 

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BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

The funniest most hilarious tweets from Inauguration Day for Kamala-Biden

It’s here. Inauguration Day. I’m on watch for when Trump will order the National Guard to arrest Biden, Kamala, Hillary and all the gang, but in the meantime, check out these hilarious tweets from today:

https://twitter.com/meganmurp/status/1351949165346099203

https://twitter.com/RyanJL/status/1351895545841930240

https://twitter.com/CalliNorton/status/1351931924265185282

And this one:

https://twitter.com/BarbiHoneycutt/status/1351944349333016578

Sorry, not buying it, PhD education lady.

UPDATE: In finding that nutty tweet I found a ton of funny tweets mocking that theme – check it out.

https://twitter.com/thejimmalo/status/1352034211012640768

https://twitter.com/AmrenPeter/status/1351987099046735873

https://twitter.com/JazzPomegranate/status/1351978867540410370

Oh wait that one is serious lol!

END UPDATE!

https://twitter.com/Octavia_Simone1/status/1351926795826835457

Also… I was told the Betsy Ross flag was used by white supremacists, so….

OOPS! More racism from Joe Biden.

https://twitter.com/TheJessieWoo/status/1352024931027054594

This is just really neat:

And earlier, I collected tweets from black twitter destroying Jemele Hill. So much fun on Inauguration Day! Unless you’re a Q-Anon cultist, they’re definitely having a bad day.

Black Twitter is obliterating Jemele Hill on Inauguration Day over this Bernie tweet

Well it’s Inauguration Day, and it’s not quite what many people hoped it was. Joe Biden and Kamala and Hillary and the gang are not yet arrested for their crimes against Q-manity, but the day is still young!

Anyway, for some hilarious reason, Black Twitter decided they would celebrate the inauguration by absolutely crushing Jemele Hill, the Trump-hating sports chick, for her weird tweet that just tried too hard.

Yeah I get the sense that Hill tries too hard to fit in with black twitter and they don’t take too kindly to those kinds of shenanigans. The result is abject hilarity.

Aw, it’s really bringing us all together:

https://twitter.com/Dr_Sweets23/status/1351933377570631687

https://twitter.com/CindtriIIella/status/1351932495139319815

I think partly it’s also that she’s trying really hard to make Bernie a black community thing, and they’re not really into it.

https://twitter.com/Dr_Sweets23/status/1351931598002941956

https://twitter.com/Dojafat/status/1351931741779451908

https://twitter.com/CindtriIIella/status/1351929393636114433

Yup, not the best day for some of us, but at least we can laugh at black twitter destroying Jemele Hill. Now let’s all register for our FEMA re-education camps.

Sooperpodcast 427!! Take the toad less taken, don’t take the licorice toad!!

THIS WEEK!! We have a Jess and no Matt, if you see our Matt wandering about please don’t approach him, he bites!! THIS WEEK we talk about the horrible terrible things that are afflicting our blessed Republic, and also how to pronounce various synonyms of the word lascivious, why we have licorice toads, and some questions from the Papillondemonium!! We esplode the Twitter brain thinking of conspiracy theories and why they’re destroying our blessed Republic, also other prurient, lubricious matters! WOW! NO POLE JOKES!! And don’t be paddling those theories. Then we stirewalt some stuff, there’s some Dana Dana Dana talk, and we make fun of a website, also there’s some toe soul stubbing. SO FUN!! Come watch the doom unfold with us. Or listen to it anyway. Whatever. 

 

 

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ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Right-wing website apologizes to Dominion for lying about voter fraud conspiracy

It has begun.

The right-wing site “American Thinker” has posted a long apology to Dominion, the company accused of orchestrating massive voter fraud in the 2020 election.

It’s pretty unequivocal, I added emphasis:

We received a lengthy letter from Dominion’s defamation lawyers explaining why they believe that their client has been the victim of defamatory statements.  Having considered the full import of the letter, we have agreed to their request that we publish the following statement:

American Thinker and contributors Andrea Widburg, R.D. Wedge, Brian Tomlinson, and Peggy Ryan have published pieces on www.AmericanThinker.com that falsely accuse US Dominion Inc., Dominion Voting Systems, Inc., and Dominion Voting Systems Corporation (collectively “Dominion”) of conspiring to steal the November 2020 election from Donald Trump. These pieces rely on discredited sources who have peddled debunked theories about Dominion’s supposed ties to Venezuela, fraud on Dominion’s machines that resulted in massive vote switching or weighted votes, and other claims falsely stating that there is credible evidence that Dominion acted fraudulently.

These statements are completely false and have no basis in fact. Industry experts and public officials alike have confirmed that Dominion conducted itself appropriately and that there is simply no evidence to support these claims.

It was wrong for us to publish these false statements. We apologize to Dominion for all of the harm this caused them and their employees. We also apologize to our readers for abandoning 9 journalistic principles and misrepresenting Dominion’s track record and its limited role in tabulating votes for the November 2020 election. We regret this grave error. 

Great. Thanks.

Maybe this has something to do with their apology:

This one website just had a small part in the self-radicalization of the right, but this is what led to us losing the Senate to the Democrats, this is why Trump still hasn’t conceded, this is why those scumbag violent mob attacked the U.S. Capitol, and this why people are still defending them. This pathetic, idiotic, conspiracy theory based on nothing but insinuation, rumor, and easily retweeted lies.

And we are all at least a tiny bit complicit in this stupidity. Some of us more than others.

BUT THE APOLOGY WON’T MATTER. 

The gullible populace is already self-radicalized and self-stupified. They will come up for some idiotic excuse for why this happened. The website was compromised. They were blackmailed. They were extorted. This just proves how eeeeevil Dominion really is.

It will never end, because we did this to ourselves. 

And there are a vast multitude of unethical grifters on the right STILL happy to lie to their gullible audience as long as the venmo and the patreon payments keep rolling in. It’s pathetic.

And we deserve it. 

Update: We really should have listened to this intelligent smart fella. 

IT BEGINS: Three Republicans, including Liz Cheney, support 2nd Trump impeachment; McConnell signals support

Well here we go. It took a few days but Republicans are now coming out in support of the second impeachment of el Presidente Trump for encouraging the attack on Congress.

First was this guy from New York:

Then Liz Cheney put out a very forceful statement on why she supports impeachment:

On January 6, 2021 a violent mob attacked the United States Capitol to obstruct the process of our democracy and stop the counting of presidential electoral votes. This insurrection caused injury, death and destruction in the most sacred space in our Republic

Much more will become clear in coming days and weeks, but what we know now is enough. The President of the United States summoned this mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attack. Everything that followed was his doing. None of this would have happened without the President. The President could have immediately and forcefully intervened to stop the violence. He did not. There has never been a greater betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution.

“I will vote to impeach the President.”

Hard to argue with any of that.

Then Rep. Kinzinger of Illinois added his voice:

And it looks like McConnell may support the effort in the Senate as well:

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has indicated that he believes that impeaching President Donald Trump will make it easier to get rid of the President and Trumpism from the Republican Party, according to a source with knowledge of the matter.

Another person with direct knowledge told CNN there’s a reason McConnell has been silent on impeachment as other Republicans have pushed back: he’s furious about last week’s attack on the US Capitol by the President’s supporters, even more so that Trump has shown no contrition. His silence has been deliberate as he leaves open the option of supporting impeachment.

There’s a lot of people still pretending to be constitutional conservatives who defend Trump. I think this is foolish. For those of us who criticized Trump in 2016, he has now come to confirm every suspicion we had about him. No, he’s not as bad as the left says he is, but that has zero to do with the truth.

We need to care more about what is true, and not about what may simply upset our political opponents. We should be better than that, because America is better than that.

SooperPodcast #426!! The Dahlonega politicization supremist podcast!!

THIS WEEK on the smutty semantic satiation podcast we have a Jessica and there is still no MATT! Sorry matt fans. We do have an update on almond choking and the clock is unfortunately reset on choking incidents. ALSO we discuss why people love conspiracy theories! My favorite subject!! Also sooper gives you tips on happiness wow!! Jess gets all teary eyed about something but el Sooper was not listening as per usual. Then we talk about how to say hard words and then Jess forgets a story that el Sooper told her a long time ago and he gets to tell her for a third time. WOW! Also Hilaria. Don’t vacillate you Jessurrectioners!! Go listen NOW!!

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ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

PRESIDENT TRUMP CONCEDES TO JOE BIDEN

El Presidente Trumpo conceded to Joe Biden after swearing up and down that he wouldn’t concede to Joe Biden to his gullible followers tonight.

OK… so he didn’t really actually technically concede, as Scott Faust pointed out to me on Twitter. BUT, he agreed to the transition after telling his gullible idiot followers that he would never ever ever concede.

So that’s a pretty good thing. And also an awful thing. Because this populist nationalist dumbshit bullshit will never end. He’ll keep pushing it forever and ever.

General Mattis’ statement on Trump and his enablers ‘whose names will live in infamy’

An incredible statement from General Mattis:

“Today’s violent assault on our Capitol, an effort to subjugate American democracy by mob rule, was fomented by Mr. Trump. His use of the Presidency to destroy trust in our election and to position our respect for fellow citizens has been enabled by pseudo political leaders whose names will live in infamy as profiles in cowardice,” said Mattis.

“Our Constitution and our Republic will overcome this stain and We the People will come together again in our never-ending effort to form a more perfect Union, while Mr. Trump will deservedly be left a man without a country,” he added.

Pretty remarkable, especially from someone who served as Trump’s first secretary of defense.

Here they are in brighter times:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/800332639844659201

Then he became the country’s more overrated general somehow.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270346144485343232

Yup.