SooperPodcast #430!! Your poor chosely!!

THIS WEEK on the annual sooperpodcast we talk about the great big news everyone is talking about! YES, the Piggly Wiggly story!! And is Aldi’s just a trash version of Sprouts?! We discuss at nauseating length!! El Sooper talks about the nonagenarian who scammed him this week, and also the cat turd grifter with a short memory! We also discuss CPAC for not every long and why we’re completely doomed. How fun!! Also some monkey talk and QAnon pillow talk and how to eat a coconut talk in the ghetto. You get ALL of your money’s worth this week from the free podcast! And I curse at the end, sorry. Go listen right now!

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ALSO, important news about the podcast:

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Mike Lindell challenged Dominion to sue him, so they slapped him with a $1.3 BILLION lawsuit!

Well it happened. Former crack addict and current pillow king Mike Lindell challenged Dominion voting systems to sue him so that it would make it EASIER for him to PROVE that they cheated Trump out of the election!!

Lindell told The Daily Beast last week that he hoped Dominion would sue him as it did Powell and Giuliani so that he could obtain evidence through discovery.

“That would so make my day because then they would have to go into discovery, and that would make my job a lot easier,” he said.

“It’ll be faster for me to get to the evidence, and to show the people in the public record the evidence we have about these machines,” he added. “I will not stop until every single person on the planet knows, whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, what these machines did to us.”

Well, on Monday they responded with a big ol'”CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!”

Dominion Voting Systems is suing MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, a vocal supporter of former President Trump, in a $1.3 billion defamation suit.

Lindell was named the defendant in a suit filed in Washington, D.C., federal court alleging that he harmed the company’s brand by disparaging the integrity of its machines by pushing unproven claims that they were used to steal the November election from Trump.

“He is well aware of the independent audits and paper ballot recounts conclusively disproving the Big Lie,” reads the lawsuit. “But Lindell … sells the lie to this day because the lie sells pillows.”

Oh boy. Now Lindell has been paying some of the legal bills for the attorneys trying to overturn the election, like Sidney Powell and Lin Wood. Now he gets to defend himself!! Boy the fun just never stops.

So what do you think? Will the pillow guy finally outsmart Dominion and their Venezuelan wiles or will he have to settle the lawsuit? I can’t wait to find out!!! 

SooperPodcast #429!! The Listless Episode.

THIS WEEK on the sooperpodcast #429, Jess freaks out when she loses her lists and el Sooper makes fun of her. We congratulate Chris Stirewalt on his new gig and talk about the Gorilla Glue lip guy and also GoFundMe shenanigans. Also Rush died. And then there was a pillow fight and also there’s three moms and a clickbaity photo, right before the hair bashes the turtle, and el Sooper is scared of national Almond day, but you should have bought Twitter stock but probably not buy it right now. SO go listen! WOW! There is no Matt, there never was any Matt.

ALSO!! If the podcast doesn’t load, then you go directly to podomatic here!!

ALSO, important news about the podcast:

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Rush Limbaugh’s voice has gone quiet. 

Rush Limbaugh’s voice has gone quiet.

After decades of being one of the most powerful and influential figures in the conservative movement, Rush has passed on after a fight with cancer.

I can’t say enough how influential he was in making me into a conservative. I still remember, decades later, some of the lessons he taught about how conservatives look at America and how we should govern our lives. There are millions of dittoheads, just like me out there.

One of the proudest moments of my life as a conservative was when he mentioned me on his show.* I will never forget that feeling.

I stopped listening to his show years ago, and there’s much I disagreed with him about late in his career, but I cannot deny that he was a massive influence on me and how I think about life.

He’ll be missed. But his legacy will live on.

Rest in peace, Rush. 

 ~ ~ ~ 

*Unfortunately, a recording of that show was lost. I did put up a short vine video of him mentioning “soopermexican” and I posted about the two times he mentioned me here in an old blog post from 2015. 

Fox News cancels Lou Dobbs show after $2.7 billion lawsuit over election fraud conspiracy theory

Oh no who could have seen this coming? Lou Dobbs got fired from Fox News Business, despite being the channel’s TOP RATINGS giant, after they got slapped with a $2.7 BILLION dollar lawsuit over his claims about Smartmatic stealing the election from Trump!

So Dobbs spent last night accusing Fox News of unfairly firing him and retweeting people who think he is amazing:

Yah, truth, or maybe a stupid lie that will cost Fox billions maybe?

Now, to be fair, Fox News implies that they were planning this all along, and it’s just a yuge coincidence that he was was fired right after a $2.7 BILLION lawsuit:

“As we said in October, Fox News Media regularly considers programming changes and plans have been in place to launch new formats as appropriate post-election, including on Fox Business,” the representative said in a statement. “This is part of those planned changes. A new 5 p.m. program will be announced in the near future.”

No no, of course it’s because Lou Dobbs is a TROOF-teller, it’s definitely not because he made completely unsubstantiated and idiotic claims against Smartmatic in order to shovel BS to his gullible audience. That can’t be it. It’s the troof, that’s why.

I’m deleting hundreds of videos from my YouTube channel, which has 14 million views

So, times are changing and I have to change with them. It’s been a rough few years, and I feel like I want to get back to making comedic conservative videos on YouTube.

Here’s the problem:

My channel has been demonetized for years now, and I was just letting it ride because I didn’t want to delete all those videos I uploaded of liberals doing dumb things for us to point at and laugh.

However, the time has come. So I’m reapplying for monetization and deleting all those videos I uploaded for posts that were written up at The Right Scoop, when I wrote there. Which I no longer do.

So anyway, if anyone has any tips on how I can regain monetization, let me know. Can I just make all those videos private, or do I have to delete them forever? And what kind of content do you all want to see? I’m honestly kinda sick of the dumb loud ranting that many of us on the right are doing. It’s boring. I want to make stuff that is funny, but is substantive, not just screaming how dumb liberals are. But don’t worry, I’ll do some of that too….

Thanks for your support all these years.