Of course Chris Cuomo used his elitist Democratic family connections to get coronavirus testing before the peons and peasants

I mean we shoulda seen this coming, right. While Chris Cuomo was begging for attention during the coronavirus epidemic for his incredible suffering, he ALSO was using his elitist Democratic family connections to get testing that the peons had to wait for!!

What a lucky guy. Hey remember when he joked with his scumbag sexual harassing brother about how big that q-tip swab for his test was gonna be? I wonder how enormous that swab was for his elitist test? Wasn’t that hilarious?! Meanwhile, his brother was sending coronavirus patients to nursing homes and killing old people, but who cares? Chris Cuomo got the care and attention he needed, so it was all so funny:

Not surprisingly, CNN is making excuses for Cuomo because of course, they want to stay connected to his elitist scumbag family too:

I would call it unbelievable, but it is all too believable.

SooperPodcast #433!! Killer car kiosk caution and roundabout shenanigans

This week we talk about great conservative men who have choked on small bite size foodstuffs, and also the Wander Woman, both episodes, and then there’s a lot of poor chosely, and update on the progress on the tiny knob museum. Then there’s a lot of joy thievery articles including a horrible kiosk skull crushing. ALSO there’s a charming story about the terrible composer Philip Glass and how Twitter is stupid and ruins it. Then there’s a PSA for the people and we talk about gay Captain America and what he would be a hundred years ago. Then there’s some roundabout chicanery and el Sooper defends self-absorbed selfies (again) and revitalizing Instagram hipsters, also we have fanmail that it not really fanmail. Yay. The we stole content from Buzzfeed because we hate that they steal content from twitter. Wait. Anyway ENJOY your somewhat-weekly hit of wisdom and knowledge wow!! 

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ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Sidney Powell statement to court says that only morons believed her ‘Kraken’ BS about the election!

This *should* be a nail in the coffin of the embarrassingly stupid conspiracy theory that the corpse of Hugo Chavez hacked our election, but sadly, it won’t even register a blip.

Sidney Powell, the lawyer who defended Mike Flynn and bellowed out that she had all the evidence that Venezuela helped steal the election away from Trump, has responded in a filing that it was all so stupid only a moron could believe it:

Here’s what her filing says:

Here’s her defense, which I don’t think is much of a defense against defamation:

And….

This is after Dominion sued her for $1.3 BILLION. ALL of the idiots who loved her said “wow awesome now she’ll hit them in discovery and get all the evidence!” NOPE. Instead, she wants to dismiss the lawsuit because only a complete idiot could believe the crap she spewed.

Here’s some idiot interviewing Powell about how discovery is how she will defeat the Kraken!!

“Yes, I can’t wait to take the deposition of Eric Coomer and other Dominion executives!” said the chief idiot. “I can’t wait to get at it!”

She literally says the lawsuit won’t take that long because “the discovery is going to be devastating.”

Remember how they were calling for MARTIAL LAW based on this idiotic conspiracy theory? I guess it was believable back then, right?

This is just pathetic. Trump and his campaign amplified her and her idiotic claims because they wanted to keep up the fantasy that he won “in a landslide,” and gullible idiots were all too eager to swallow the BS and regurgitate it on social media.

But don’t worry, scumbags are still willing to lie to the gullible and the gullible are still willing to eagerly eat their BS:

Pathetic. That’s the only word for it.

Here’s how Twitter’s stock is doing since they permanently banned Trump

In case you were wondering if Twitter had collapsed after suspending Trump, as many had predicted, no, it has not collapsed at all. If you’ll remember they suspended him after the attempted insurrection at the U.S. Capitol. All sorts of people declared that Twitter was dead:

So. Here’s what actually happened. If you had dumped $1,000 into the stock when it dipped after suspending Trump, you would have had 21.27 shares (you can own fractional shares now). Fast forward to the present day, just a few months later, and you would have this much money:

$1,409.14

…or an increase of more than 40%!!! That is astounding growth. Just imagine if you had tossed in much more at the stock.

My point is this. We see all sorts of idiotic claims made by blogs and other sources that feed people what they want to hear. In this case, it’s that Twitter cannot survive without Trump. But none of those morons who tweeted that contention ever go back to actually *check* to see if that prediction came true. Now, if Twitter HAD gone bankrupt, you’d see headlines all over the place about it. This is how we keep each other stupid.  In addition to all sorts of other ridiculous tomfoolery.

People were celebrating that Twitter lost an incredible $5 BILLION because they banned Trump:

https://twitter.com/lukeobxx/status/1348761034534871041

A few months later, not only has Twitter regained that $5 billion in market share, it went from about $36 billion at its low after banning Trump, to $52 billion today. That is $16 BILLION that Twitter has increased in value.

What’s the point of all this? Stop believing stupid bullshit stories that exist simply to get your clicks and feed your preferred political agenda. We *should* be smarter than that… 

Sooperpodcast #432!! Fake outrages, meme hilarity and soul-sucking joy thievery!!

THIS WEEK we find out they are always listening all the time, and we have a Jess but no Matt, though we talk about him at length, then we talk about good news and bad news about our listeners, yes that is YOU we’re talking about!! Then we talk about the supposed story that Soop told about using the wrong word. We tell the people. Also you poor chosely, dammit! Then we talk about how them Southerners are just like us Messicans and the species dysphoria also lascivious snickering. Wow! Then there’s the big green screen Biden conspiracy theory!! And Hallmark Bezos ex, also someone stole the old chip off the old blockbuster, and then more on the little museum and a Bill Gates sooper-spiracy also spuds have no gender and racist depictions of Asians! What? WOW!! We have everything!! You have to listen right now probably wow!!

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BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Sooperpodcxst #431!! Mis pinatas y tus cascarones.

THIS WEEK we explain why we’re happy about old white people hitting pinatas and then Jess explains, or rather jessplains, what cascarones are, which I’m pretty sure she made up. THEN we walk about what stores whose aisles we would prance among an betwixt. And what would we call the next iteration of Blockbuster? It’s brilliant!! Also Jess tries really hard not to make scandalous POLL jokes or Almond jokes. Also the sooper esplains how to run a REAL authentic pinata breaking party, not one of your fake gringo appropriation parties. WOW! Then el Sooper whines about kids these days and how they don’t appreciate finding new things anyway because he’s a grumpy old mexican dammit. Also TINY old lady Museums!! Then el Sooper does a poll about the virus, and we try to end hopeful but then we fail. WOW! You have to go listen now!! Read a book, read a book, read a gashdarn book!

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Here’s the cool thing I was talking about:

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.