SooperPodcast #445! The candied yams ma’am and ratchet wannabe trans-margarita!!

This WEEK we got a JESS and we talk a lot about how old we are and our ailments, just like old people!! Drink your leafy greens and defund your butts!! El Sooper gets hit by a trans-margarita, who was NOT a margarita on her birth certificate, he gets falsely accused of being a gout-spreader, and then we talk some CSI:Cat edition. ALSO there’s the first part of a new four part weekly segment!! Then el SOoper discusses his big problem with disappearing indigenous people and the conspiracy theory twitter brain thinking that has ensnared the liberals. ALSO el Sooper chokes on almond live on the podcast!! And he blames nurse Jilly for it. WOW!! All this and more on the this week’s edition of the SooperTransMargaritaCast!!

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BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

Media and liberals are using PizzaGate logic to exaggerate racism through the Gabby Petito case

This is driving me a little nuts. I saw this narrative coalescing from about a week ago when it began on obscure websites, made its way through Daily Beast, and then crashed onto the mainstream media. You’ve probably seen it and it’s ridiculously misleading.

What the headline makes you think is that all of the 710 cases were comparable to that of Gabby Petito and that the disparity in news coverage can ONLY be explained by massive racism, right? But that is simply false because the vast majority of those cases are NOT at all like that of Gabby Petito.

And ironically, what they’re doing here is exactly the misleading irrational tactic that conspiracy theories use to push crap like the PizzaGate nonsense.

I say this because most of these missing cases turn out to be runaways or other cases where the person who is reported missing is found very quickly. According the study these people cite, but apparently never actually read, 79% of those indigenous people were found within a month!

This is exactly the same tactic used by conspiracy theorists to scare people into thinking tens of thousands of children are kidnapped every year by some satanic group that is harvesting the adrenochrome from their pineal glands.

That’s because, much like with indigenous people, there are hundreds of thousands of kids reported missing every year. But of those, more than 90% are runaways, or kids who got lost trying to get home, or other cases where they are promptly found. In actuality, only about 400 children are kidnapped by complete strangers every year in the U.S.

You see the intellectual sleight of hand?

The only difference is that PizzaGate morons deceive people on the stats to push some insane right-wing conspiracy, while the media and the left deceive people on the stats in order to persuade people that America is unredeemably racist.

When I started pressuring media figures about this, I got into a debate with one Alex Howard, an anti-Trump proponent of open government, as far as I can tell. He was upset that I called some of the people pushing the narrative “morons,” admitted that the stats were deceptive, but he didn’t take his tweet down:

Instead, he whined at me that he’s been honest in his other 200,000 tweets, and blocked me:

Hey, as long as you don’t “intentionally” misled people, it’s OK to lie for the sake of your political agenda. Nice principle. Ironically, most of his other tweets are about how dishonest Republicans are and how deceitful Trump is.

So how do you responsibly report the statistics? Here’s a great example from KXXV in Texas:

That’s how you do it. You present the whole story on the stats. And that’s why it only has one like and one retweet, while the misleading race baiting Daily Beast version has 7,400 retweets. The race mongering bullshit gets the clicks and it gets the ad revenue. Don’t fall for it.

Daily Beast leads a chorus of morons lying about ‘disappearing’ indigenous people to rile up more racial animus

By now you’ve probably heard about the horrible case of Gabby Petito, the woman who disappeared on a road trip with her fiance who returned without her and refused to cooperate with cops. The story is still developing, and all of the terrible details haven’t been revealed yet.

But that doesn’t mean that the usual gang of dishonest pathetic race hustlers can’t pounce on the story to divide Americans and try to make a dime off of inspiring more racial hatred!

Leading the pack of morons is Molly Jong Fast at the Daily Beast, who saw a misleading statistic and ran with it to exaggerate the racial divide.

Here’s what the dishonest dipshit wrote:

Gabby Petito’s hashtag was searched 268 million times on TikTok. In the same area that Gabby Petito disappeared, 710 indigenous people— mostly girls—disappeared between the years of 2011 and 2020 but their stories didn’t lead news cycles, internet sloths didn’t clog Instagram and Twitter trying to solve the mystery of their disappearances. Personally, I find it more than a little infuriating that those 710 people didn’t get the same attention as this white, model-thin 22-year-old who’d been documenting her travels through Utah’s national parks in a white van with her boyfriend on Instagram.

Now the thing is I had already bookmarked the study she’s referring to, because I wanted to see if there was any truth to it. There is some truth to it, and it’s worth considering honestly. I do actually think that society and the media places a different value on victims based on their race and other artificial circumstances. You can argue that case reasonably. But that’s not what Molly does.

This is the crap she did:

It’s pretty easy.

She quotes a study that says in the same area where Petito disappeared, there were 710 indigenous people who were reported missing in the last ten years. It’s important to note that they were “reported missing” and not “disappeared” as she said. Here’s why:

The report says 79% of the people who were reported missing were found within 30 days. These were likely runaways or people who got lost, or any number of other explanations. These are NOT people like Petito, who disappeared under very insane circumstances, and were likely murdered.

BUT Molly wants you to think that because it will lead to more race-based RAGE, more clicks for the Daily Beast, and more money in her pocket.

Nice scam huh?

And she’s not the only one who is cashing in. Check it out:

Does no one actually CLICK THROUGH to check the damn stats?! LOL! NOPE. They just run along with the false narrative because it serves their political agenda.

That dude is a professor at Harvard, so that goes to show you what that’s worth.

And I just knew as soon as I started watching the “Now This” video about it that they would keep pushing the dishonest lie:

Pathetic. But this kind of crap is very popular on the left. They really really want to believe America is way more racist than it is, and they are willing to LIE about it in order to persuade others. Of course, there are those on the right who do the opposite, to the same effect.

Here’s how popular racial hucksterism is:

The Daily Beast tweet of that story got 7,100 retweets.

The tweet of that story by Will Saletan of Slate got 660 retweets.

The tweet of that story by Washington Press Club President Jennifer Bendery got 4,100 retweets.

The tweet of that story by Washington Post national reporter Eugene Scott got 1,600 retweets.

The tweet of that story by some random social justice director named Maria Cuomo Cole got 1,500 retweets.

Molly Jong-Fast’s tweet of that story only got 100 retweets.

Will any of these people correct the BS they’re spewing after it’s pointed out to them? Well… feel free to tweet them and ask them. With a link to this article.

Sooperpodcast 444!! AusUsUk and plural holocaustuses!!

THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we talk about whether 2020 is worse or better than 2021!! It’s a pretty great time. We talk a lot about how awful everything is, and then we talk AOC at the Met Gala, also el Sooper talks about how the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis at the border and also the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis in Afghanistan that no one cares about! WOW! Also we thank the New York Times. Don’t cancel us. ALSO we talk about the FDA and the Aususuk, the UkAusus, the USdoctorOCK tripartite agreement for nuclear subs that are not nuclear. WOW!! Then el Sooper talks about how he was so so right about the Sept. 18 protest, so you’re gonna be subjected to that. Then there’s the greatest twitter thread of kids saying creepy stuff ever!! You’ll love it. It’s early Halloween stuff. Enjoy! You must go listen now!!

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ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

SooperPodcast #443!! Elevagators and Alligavators!!

THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it’s full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the Kraken Lady and also Lin Manuel!! Also let’s see, there’s alligator news and elevator news and we combine them together for laughs!! Then there’s the stripper girl powerpoint and the two-month delta cycle!! Also there’s some personal Jess disaster hurricane news!! Also are air conditioners making us weak?! Also there are cows in trees, and then El Sooper talks about modern day John Adams!! And it is very depressing. Go forth and betray the cause!! Also listen to the podcast now!!

ALSO!! If the podcast doesn’t load, then you go directly to podomatic here!!

Here’s some very important information about this week’s podcast:

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.