SooperPodcast #441!! Frustration in cahoots of death and a catsupjunky!!

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WE ARE BACK!! We are back to come and GETT’R with our gweets!! Get ready for some gweets while we say goodbye to the fleets!! This week we talk all about the great big COVID mess! WOW!! That’s not a lot of fun. It’s all just frustration and death and catsup junkies. Then we talk some China and Olympics, is that right? Not sure. Also Andrew Cuomo is a hot mess and we got the return of lickerish!! We got some MATT updates and joy thieving puppies, and then we all HIPAA violate each other. Also I tell a crackhead story! ALSO the strange saga of New Mexico House of Representatives Speaker and Whip Rep. Sheryl Williams Stapleton (D-Corruption)!!! And all them damn foreigners are bringing the hoax virus across our borders!! Enjoy, we’re back!!

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AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.

SooperPodcast #440!! Dislap gweets with joy thieving puppies and catsup!!

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THIS WEEK we had a Jess on, and we talked about dislap, the best decorating product in Tartarus. Also we talk slow Norwegian tourist show for some reason and the gweets, get your gweets. There’s a little bit about the kraken lady, and some kracks, and the Gettr version of Catsup and honestly, where the heck did catsup come from?! Also slow-TV and joy-thieving puppies. Go gettr some catsup!! 

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Hello, I am Hispanic, ‘Latinx’ is a stupid word and you need to stop using it

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Hello, I am an American of Mexican descent and I am here to tell you that the attempt to normalize the word “Latinx” is really stupid and you should stop using it right now.

For the majority of people who are wondering why “Latinx” is being used by some people in the media, don’t blame the real Latinos, we didn’t make it up. It was made up by the transgender lobby because Spanish is a gendered language, which is simply an expression of nature, and they can’t allow that insult to their political agenda.

In other words, “Latino” refers to males, and “Latina” refers to females. But that is “exclusionary” to transgender people, so they are trying to erase words for the sake of political gain.

And we all know this is very very estupido.

Among the stronger arguments against the use of the phrase is that it is simply rejected by the vast majority of Latinos. I understand why transgender people argue that people should refer to them by the name they choose out of politeness, but Latinos have in no way chosen to use “Latinx,” so why should this word be imposed on us?

You might be asking how many Latinos actually use the word.

A Pew poll conducted in December 2019 found that only THREE PERCENT of Latinos in the U.S. say they use the phrase to refer to themselves. THREE PERCENT.

And only 27% of Latinos have even HEARD of the word!!

Languages change. New words are introduced all the time and others pass out of usage. This is normal. But it is not normal or right for a political agenda to impose, some might say in a colonial manner, a word on an entire demographic of people who reject it.

So stop using the stupid word. Pendejos.

UPDATE: I had to add this perfectly phrased description by the inimitable David Burge:

Exactly right. He brought it up because yet another poll showed how few Hispanics use the term. This time it is a Gallup poll of 1,381 Americans that found only 4% of Hispanics use the term “Latinx.” Not only that, but the vast majority answered “it does not matter” by what subgroup they are called! Amazing.

Here’s a pretty decent video about the use of the word Latinx and where it came from:

They conclude the phrase just doesn’t represent most Latinos, who prefer to be identified with the country of their origin.

SooperPodcast #439! Marco peacock Deion Warwicks!

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THIS WEEK we get Jess yet again!! WOW!! We talk about Don DeSantis a lot, because someone made us!! Also some Joe Rogan talk, and a lot about Jonah Goldberg forcing me to watch pornographic cable television scenes… indirectly. WOW! You have to listen right now!!

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Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

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Gavin Newsom’s rent forgiveness scheme assures that rent will continue to spiral out of control

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California’s Dem. Govenor Gavin Newsom has just assured that rents there will continue to skyrocket in price and spiral out of reach for most of the residents.

That’s because he said the state will pay all the late rent of every Californian:

Now look, some of this will undoubtedly help people who really need it. But here’s the problem – some of this money will go towards people who really can’t afford to live in the place they’re living. This just kicks the can down the road, and in the meantime, rents (and probably property values too) will continue to skyrocket.

Some people are going to point out that California has rent control. It does. And that will make rent skyrocket too because it incentivizes people to stay in their apartments and never move. That means every new apartment unit will have much higher rents on and on forever.

It’s an unpleasant thing but evictions are a kind of relief valve for inflated markets. There is a high demand for more rental units, and because there haven’t been enough units built in the last ten years, there’s very low supply. Evictions, as terrible as they are, are a way to increase supply where it’s needed.

Instead, California is choosing the short term gratification that will lead to more long term pain. Reality keeps trying to teach us the same lessons, and stupid people refuse to learn them.

It’s the classic cycle of socialism. Some things are bad, so people blame the rich and turn to socialism. Socialists make it worse, blame the rich, and call for more socialism. More socialism makes it much worse, so they blame the rich and demand much more socialism…

SooperPodcast #438! Murderous whales and coke bottle peanuts!

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THIS WEEK el Sooper and la Jess talk about no one knowing what used eggs mean, and we still don’t know. Then we talk about the end of the national katchup shortage. ALSO a whole lot about the lab leak theory and also about scientists and the problem with science. Then Jess enlightens the soop on what happened at the Supreme Court, but Sooper then rips into John Stewart while Jess beckons C.W. onto the podcast, but not in a bad way, noooo of course not. Then Jess says it’s a dry heat a lot. Whatever with that jazz. Go listen to Ghetto Supastar. It’s a good song. But before that listen to the Sooperpodcast #438.

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SooperPodcast #437!! Loud feral peacocks sauntering along

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THIS WEEK we have the illustrious petite sophisticate Jessica Heddings on the show!! And it didn’t take a month to do it! WOW! We mostly bore you with details from our lives and then we get into the nittiest of gritties!! Glorious glorious politics!! El Sooper explains why that incredibly popular conspiracy theory thread about single family homes being bought up by nefarious scheming corporation is mostly a bunch of bollocks. Excuse my foreign language. Then we talk some peacock, so I hope you’re ready for some peacock talk!! Including a peacock impression. Also what’s the deal with all of this unemployment? And wages going up and everything going up?! And what’s the deal with this Chipotle raisin’ their prices?! Go forth and listen with nary a care!! Also el Sooper explains frothiness and we don’t mean his beer. Now go get some used eggs.

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SooperPodcast #435!! Les Petit Catsup Sophisticates!

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THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF…. Jessica Heddings. Which is what you wanted, right? That’s… who you wanted to return to the podcast. Jess. Yes. Jess. ALSO there is a SooperMexican and we talk mostly about the mystery of the etymological origin of catsup. Then we have almond updates and then Jessica forces el Sooper to talk about the lab leak theory and we’re not talkin’ incontinent labrador dogs. Also el Sooper talks his favorite topic – the newest conspiracy theories that are gnawing at the very fabric of our glorious Republic and destroying our faith in the pillars of society! Wooohoo!! Also we talk some flamin’ Fauci email material. Also there is Christ consciousness and the DUMBs you have to hear about the DUMBs!!! There are explosions. It’s great, and it’s what the public demanded, kinda. Also a girl shoved a bear. Enjoy.

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Mike Flynn denies saying there should be a coup in the U.S., even though it’s on video

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Mike Flynn is asking people to not believe their lying eyes and their lying ears when they see and hear him clearly say on video that there should be a coup in the U.S. like there was in Myanmar.

Here’s the video where he tells a guy that there should be a coup here in the U.S.:

Now, in case you didn’t hear, or you don’t trust your lying ears, here’s what was said:

Guy in the crowd: “I’m a simple Marine. I want to know why what happened in Myanmar can’t happen here.”

Crowd: LOUD APPPLAUSE

Hero General Mike Flynn: “No reason, I mean, it should happen here, no reason, that’s right.”

Crowd: EVEN LOUDER APPLAUSE

Anyway, none of that happened. Flynn isn’t saying that someone doctored the video, or it isn’t his voice, no, he’s just saying it didn’t happen.

For all the fake news reporting:

Let me be VERY CLEAR – There is NO reason whatsoever for any coup in America, and I do not and have not at any time called for any action of that sort. Any reporting of any other belief by me is a boldface fabrication based on twisted reporting at a lively panel at a conference of Patriotic Americans who love this country, just as I do. I am no stranger to media manipulating my words and therefore let me repeat my response to a question asked at the conference: There is no reason it (a coup) should happen here (in America).

God Bless our military and our veterans on this somber day of celebration of Memorial Day.”

Eh, I’m sure they’re all joking right. Also everyone who tried to interrupt the confirmation of the election results were all secret Antifas. Except that one girl who was killed, she was a hero, because that makes total sense.

If you believe that, I got a quilt to sell you:

Well you know what the founders said. Sometimes the quilt of liberty has to be replenished with the blood of commies, or something like that.

Lin Wood says Trump has cleared out the child molestation tunnels in Washington D.C. with explosions

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I guess I’m documenting this stuff for whatever horrible thing Lin Wood ends up doing with his army of conspiracist imbeciles.

Here’s the latest insane claim from the pro-Trump conspiracy attorney:

“He’s gonna slay the giant of child sex trafficking, it’s happening now,” says Wood.

“You heard about the explosions in Washington D.C. where the tunnels are located,” he adds, “those tunnels are clean at last and they tell me up there, it’s like a veil of evil has been lifted from that city.”

There was a lot of cheering and applause.

Apparently he is referring to “D.U.M.B.S,” which stands for Deep Underground Military Bunkers, although the acronym doesn’t quite make sense, a favored talking point of these conspiracy morons.

This was at a “Bikers for Trump” rally in South Carolina. They got people to attend by handing out free MyPilllow pillows and doing a raffle for a mattress. And Mike Flynn was there too. At the same event, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell endorsed Lin Wood for the chairmanship of the South Carolina Republican Party.

“Everything is affected by politics,” Lindell said. “That’s why it’s so important that we get people like Lin Wood put in. He’s going to be chairman of the GOP party of South Carolina. We need to get back to where it’s for the people.”

And then Trump endorsed someone else and Lin Wood lost, and now he’s calling Trump a GENIUS for doing so. That’s how you know you can really trust their judgement.

Here are some bullet points from his speech to the dolts at the rally:

  • Everyone at the inauguration were traitors
  • Garth Brooks left the inauguration quickly because has afraid of being arrested
  • “March them outside and you shoot them dead in a firing squad!!
  • “Send those people to hell because that’s where they’re going in due time!”
  • The people at the inauguration are child molesters
  • Mike Flynn is “our George Washington” and Donald Trump is “our King David”
  • Trump is fighting “Rothschild devil-worshippers”
  • Bill Gates is trying to kill everyone through depopulation, especially the middle class
  • Donald Trump is a genius
  • Trump probably won 420 electoral votes, including California
  • The term “conspiracy theorist” was made up by the CIA in the fifties to smear people who connected the dots
  • The CIA is worse than the communists

Apparently “Bikers for Trump” founder Chris Cox is all on board with Lin Wood’s senile absurd campaign. You can tell because they just plastered a “Win with Lin” poster on top of Cox’s tour bus for his ill-fated congressional run in South Carolina.

See how they just painted over the website at the bottom? Cox won less than 10% of the vote in the Republican primary for the South Carolina’s first congressional district in 2020.

Very exciting.

You can watch the entire unhinged idiocy here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4asUMielck

INSANE: Pro-Trump attorney Lin Wood tells old folks that Trump is actually still in charge of the military

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In case you had any doubt of whether pro-Trump attorney Lin Wood is actually batshit crazy or not, here he is telling a bunch of desperate brain-addled morons that Trump is still president and the military answers to him:

“Donald J. Trump is still the guy the military will call for the code if they need a first strike. Joe Biden is not the president of the United States,” says the prince of dipshits.

Now there is one old lady who *almost* figures out that Lin Wood is full of shit, almost, but instead everyone applauds and agrees that they’re all just as desperate and stupid as she is.

Lin Wood’s actual explanation is that “He’s cleaning things up.”

Huh? Biden is passing trillions and trillions of spending but Trump is still in charge? How absolutely delusional and senile do you have to be to believe this crap? Apparently none of the laws being passed through Congress have any validity at all? This is unbelievably stupid.

Meanwhile, here’s the last guy who figured out that he was doing way more to “save” Trump’s presidency than Trump himself was willing to do:

AND EVEN Sidney Powell admitted that Trump had all the power and all the resources to save the Republic, and simply chose not to. Kinda treasonous if you ask me. Or maybe all of this is bullshit and even Trump isn’t as delusional as Lin Wood is. Then again, he’s still claiming he won, right?

SooperMexican officially extends Cinco De Mayo Dispensation to gringos celebrating respectfully!

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El SooperMexican has benevolently decided to mextend the Cinco De Mayo Dispensation to those gringos choosing to celebrate the holiday somewhat respectfully.

Here is the original proclamation from 2018:

Hello gringos. This is el SooperMexicano. I have called you to this meeting in order to address a very important subject.

Cinco de Mayo.

We in the conservative Mexican community, or I guess I should say “I”, have heard about some embarrassing and demeaning actions by the gringo community over our holiday. Some of you, the more snowflakey kind, are trying to gringo-shame the rest of you into not celebrating Cinco de Mayo because it is “cultural appropriation.”

This is no bueno, gringos.

As some of the more know-it-all gringos of you have noted every year, the holiday is a minor holiday in Mexico, and only came into prominence after beer corporations marketed it to sell Mexican beer to gringos. But who cares?

As Dana Perino said on the Five, “go order a margarita and have some fun!” If gringo Dana can culturally appropriate Cinco de Mayo, then even the most gringo of you people can do it too!!

Thus, el SooperMexicano, as the duly appointed representative of all sooper Mexicans, and with the full fajita powers invested in me by God, hereby grant a full dispensation to all well-meaning* gringos to wear a goofy sombrero, put on a fake mustache, and adopt a really bad Spanish accent in order to get blasted drunk.

I mean we beat the French military, and we’re getting drunk to celebrate it! What can be more American than that?!?

*just don’t be an asshole, ok.

And finally, a collection of the greatest Cinco De Mayo drunken tweets from the SMOTUS:

Now let’s all get drunk and play ping pong.

SooperPodcast #345!! The more attention you pay to it, the more real it becomes

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THIS WEEK we try to catch up on the last three weeks of news, but really we just do the last thirty minutes or so. We talk about the Barr continuing to get Gaetz, and also Giuliani’s arrest. Then EL SOOPER pontificates about how terrible social media is and how it’s not really real and how we can ALL DEFEAT IT. Without signing off. ALSO el sooper talks about the final answer to the minimum wage debate! WOW!! ALSO there’s the great United Karen Army, and some other stuff too. Then we basically recap the great podcast that I heard last week. AND also what happens when my friends and family ask me about politics, it’s a HOOT!! Also more economics and the economy and wow it’s so great go listen right now!!

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Sidney Powell says Trump had the power to undo the election and he just didn’t do it

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Sidney Powell is saying that Trump had the power and the means and the right to save the Republic and he just didn’t do it.

She told Dinesh D’Souza on his podcast that she just doesn’t understand how Trump let this happen.

“See, I thought he never controlled his Justice Department for the first two and a half years but you’re saying he never controlled his Justice Department at all,” said D’Souza.

“I don’t think he did control his Justice Department at all. I don’t think he controlled his White House. He certainly didn’t control his White House counsel,” Powell said.

“He had the power and the means and the right to do what was needed to save our Republic before he left office, and he didn’t do it,” she explained.

“Any time he apparently issued an order for something to be done,” she added, “the people around him countermanded it. And I don’t know, he allowed that to happen, I don’t know how this happened, Dinesh.”

Powell concludes: “It is absolutely unfathomable to me!”

What’s even more interesting is that the text of the interview was posted at Mike Lindell’s website for his free speech app, but later deleted.

You can visit the link here:

Hmmmmmm.

Update: I forgot that the video of the interview is still available. Here’s the link. Her comments about Trump are at about the 16 minute mark.

Well anyway, now they’re wondering why it is that Trump didn’t save the Republic when he had the chance? Any guesses? Sounds like they’re losing faith in the “storm” ever coming….