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Idiocracy: Cruz Campaign Refutes Video Absurdly Reported As Showing Delegate Payoff!

Yesterday gullible Trump supporters started spreading around one of the dumbest conspiracy theory videos I’ve ever seen.

Here’s one idiot posting it:

Now, before we get the Cruz campaign response let me just say one thing: how stupid are you people? Do you honestly believe that if someone were giving out a bribe to a delegate they would do it in front of an enormous crowd, at a campaign stop? Are you complete and utter morons?

If you shared this video you probably are.

I mean honestly, you have shamed your family and every one of your ancestors by your abject idiocy if you shared that with the dim-witted expectation that it’s actually proof of a bribe.

Anyway, people are so stupid that the Cruz campaign actually had to respond to this crime against reason and logic.

Brian Phillips of the Cruz campaign told The Daily Caller:

“The ‘delegate’ is Bruce Redden, a Cruz staffer, collecting things that people hand Ted Cruz as he shakes hands, signs books, and takes pictures after every event.

The money is a $5 donation that a supporter gave to their small child to hand to the senator, along with a picture the child drew. It was actually a great moment and indicative of the kind of amazing support we have from the grassroots.”

This is how pathetic and ridiculous some Trump supporters are.

And it’s probably going to get worse.

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  • honestAbesurd

    Let’s see here. Trump is accused of bully tactics by phone call threats by his devotees and his supporters say BS it could be CRUZ supporters. Yet they will believe this . If the whole thing were reversed they would say CRUZ people are guilty of threats and Trump is just signing a autograph .

  • SeattleConservative

    “This is how pathetic and ridiculous some Trump supporters are.”
    Some?

  • AlecJ

    Branch Trumpidians are not only delusional, but have the sophistication of a third grade class. They believe anything their godking says, even when the truth is kicking them in the balls. They are all in on ridiculous conspiracy theories about Cruz (hows that sex scandal coming, btw?) but throw a tantrum if you repeat Donalds own words.

    Its disgusting, deflating, and disheartening.

    I say, if Donald wants to whine about the system being rigged, lets rig it. He is going to say stupid garbage regardless, so lets at least make sure he doesnt reap a modicum of reward for his jackassery.

    I want him to take his human trash worshippers and go away. I dont care if they never vote again. The only way we lose is if we give in to the blackmail of a tiny fingered douchebag and allow him to destroy the entire conservative movement.

    Donald is absolutely the worst kind of repugnant scumbag….and im sorry but anyone who excuses his pathological lying, ignorant blathering, and morally bankrupt idea of America, doesnt belong in the same party as those of us with a soul.

    He is Hillary Clinton. He is Barack Obama. He is the worst characteristics of progressivism. He is the classless skank hyena of the elitist set.

    The inability of the weak willed, to accept reality does not require those of us with integrity to ignore it.

    I will never forget those turncoats who sold out Constitutional values for a reality show host.

    Then these asshats want to threaten violence if their “dear leader” doesnt get his way?

    Seriously?

    #NeverTRUMP

    Ever.

  • doodle

    I know normally when the expression “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” usually describes a child in relation to the parent but somehow I think some of the things I see Trump supporters do they are practically mimicking their beloved leader

  • Feet2Fire

    … im sorry but anyone who excuses his pathological lying, ignorant
    blathering, and morally bankrupt idea of America, doesnt belong in the
    same party as those of us with a soul.

    Many people feel the exact same way about those who excuse the lying, blathering, morally bankrupt activities of Rafa-EEL. 🙂 –See how that works?

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