‘Now I Am Become DEATH, Destroyer of Worlds’ – Hillary Announces Presidential Campaign
It’s DONE! SHE HAS ANNOUNCED! Prepare the tiara!!!
The Hildebeast (as Michelle Obama reportedly calls her) was supposed to tweet the beginning of her campaign to be coronated first harridan president of these United States, but somehow she screwed that up too! Instead they sent out an email. Whatever.
I think I heard an angel blowing a trumpet and hoof beats too, but that might have been my imagination.
well there it is. wait. wtf? pic.twitter.com/BBKDlxZoAI
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) April 12, 2015
UPDATE!!!
AFTER THREE AND A HALF HOURS SHE TWEETED!!
I'm running for president. Everyday Americans need a champion, and I want to be that champion. –H https://t.co/w8Hoe1pbtC
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) April 12, 2015
It’s historically boring!!!
And here are some of my favorite Hillary stories from the Sooper-archives!
So it looks like Hillary cared as much about email security as she did about embassy security: http://t.co/YXjjocBJYk pic.twitter.com/lHemq2YTPZ
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 4, 2015
Remember that time Grandma Hillary creeped us all out with her "G-Spot Moment"?! http://t.co/UX7o3ZefVD pic.twitter.com/7CUHLuYJKF
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) April 12, 2015
That time my parody logos got "Ready for Hillary" so pissed off they sicced the lawyers on me! http://t.co/OAAZtTraly pic.twitter.com/Yay5PV2JEe
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) April 12, 2015
New York Post's Awesome Hillary Cover Is Making @MediaMatters' @EricBoehlert Cry http://t.co/YuvAxa4a6r
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) April 12, 2015
Press kit for #hillarypresser: ALL of Hillary's State Dept Accomplishments in ONE Graphic http://t.co/2fYrl4CDWf pic.twitter.com/Nu2Hduq3Ao
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 10, 2015
SECRET Tapes Reveal Pentagon and Top Dems Tried to Stop Hillary Clinton’s ‘UNNECESSARY WAR’ in Libya http://t.co/WmXOMYsAPO
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) February 1, 2015
Hillary Clinton’s ‘Short Circuit’ Flip Flop on Border Crisis Shows How Principled She Is http://t.co/5sDZyGg2yA
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) July 28, 2014
Readers of Palin's book read about TEN times as much of it as readers of @HillaryClinton's new book! http://t.co/lzxofe5gIK
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) July 9, 2014
The @HillaryClinton said the 5 Gitmo jihadists aren't dangerous but called gun advocates terrorists: http://t.co/OGpjZPOrVe
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) June 18, 2014
Video of Hillary Clinton LAUGHING during her testimony at #Benghazi hearing: http://t.co/JVz31BAHs4
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) September 20, 2013
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