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Mexclusive: The Sooper-Guide To Presidential Secret Service Provisions!

Today el Trumpo and Ben Carson are getting Secret Service protection owing to their standings in the polls.

What is little known is that there are other Secret Service protection provisions to those candidates that aren’t quite making the cut but still need some security.

And the Mexy blog team of investigators discovered the list by hacking into Hillary’s emails.

Thus, I present it to you:

Candidate gop lineup rcp - FINAL FINAL 4

One hundred percent absolutely kinda maybe true!!! If there’s any inaccuracy it’s because I had @SaintRPH help me.

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