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MEXCLUSIVE!! Fox News Anchor Is A Member Of The SAME LA RAZA Group As Trump U. JUDGE!!

I have discovered the most unbelievable fact that will utterly blow all the neurons in your brain through your nostrils!!

This is a Mexclusive, so don’t be stealing my scoop without giving el Sooper the proper credit!!

I can reveal that Fox News has been harboring a LA RAZA member on one of their prime time shows – as a MAJOR HOST who regularly comments on Trump stories!! It’s unbelievable!! It’s like Fox News is a “sanctuary city” for sooper-racist La Raza extremists who eat white caucasian blood at night!! I mean the caucasians are white, not their blood, that would be weird.

If you guessed that it’s the lovely and brilliant Dana Perino, wow what a dumb guess, not only is she not a lawyer but she’s not even Hispanic, what’s wrong with you?!

NO, IT’S KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE OF THE FIVE!!

[dramatic pause]

Look at her!! LOOOOK AT HER!!!

She’s probably planning her next racist attack on poor innocent gringos in that hot, hot picture.

I know she’s a La Raza lawyer’s Association Member because she SAID SO on “the Five” a few months back, and said that they really helped her out, and they weren’t racist at all. But Trump-humpers online know better, I’m sure. There’s also a bio of her online from 2008 where her membership is documented. 

UPDATE: Thanks to @FNC_Ladies_Rule, here’s the transcript of her comments from Fox News:

PERINO: Kimberly, this is from Fred K. Do you have any advice for a minority criminal justice major who just graduated?

GUILFOYLE: Follow my lead.

PERINO: There you go. Read your book.

BOLLING: “Make the Case.

GUTFELD: “Make the Case.”

GUILFOYLE: Here’s what I’d say they should do. So get involved with some of the groups, like I was with La Raza legal association. There’s a lot of mentoring groups that help people get connected with internships and things like that. That is very important, because you want to kind of have some experience to be able to get a job going forward.

GUTFELD: Did you say La Raza?

BOLLING: Yes, La Raza?

GUTFELD: Did you say La Raza? L-A — I mean, R-A-Z-A?

GUILFOYLE: Yes. That’s what the legal…

GUTFELD: But aren’t they hardcore left-wing?

GUILFOYLE: But there are also different law-school groups that actually help minorities in law schools to get ahead.

GUTFELD: All right.

PERINO: I’m with you.

So here’s the story, as the cheeto-faced toupee-topped totalitarian likes to say, there is a HUGE difference between the politically active “La Raza Student Association” and the “La Raza Lawyer’s Association.” But they both are Hispanics’ groups with that tag, so people are purposely, and stupidly, conflating them.

If Trump people really believe that any group with “La Raza” in its name is as bad as the KKK, as so often said on social media, then why aren’t they outraged at Kimberly Guilfoyle being employed at Fox?

Oh by the way, Guilfoyle loves Trump and defends him at every instance. Maybe it’s all a conspiracy or something.

I’m sure the Trump-humping morons who are yelling “La Raaaazzzzaaa!” on social media will turn their pitchfork and torch brigade and chase down Kimberly too, right? Because it’s a “racist” group and they’re all evil people who are as bad as the KKK?

Well I STAND with Kimberly Guilfoyle, former underwear model and proud La Raza Lawyer’s Association member.