Science Unveils “the Average Occupy Wall Street Protestor”

Independent research conducted by SooperMexy Analysis Enterprises has distilled the essence of the Occupy Wall Street protestor into one, perfect examplar. No government grants were used in this privately funded, extensive survey of protestor habits, thoughts, and perspectives.

Thus, we can proudly say, “The SCIENCE IS IN!”

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—update—

Fellow Eric Blair fan on twitter, @ORWELLGUY brought a great Orwell quote to my attention:

“One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words ‘Socialism‘ and ‘Communism‘ draw towards them with every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, ‘Nature Cure’ quack, pacifist, and feminist in England.”

how fitting is that?