Liberals Foaming At The Mouth Over My Hashtag #LiberalTips2AvoidRape
When the story broke about some idiot Colorado state senator’s comments to try to reassure potential rape victims that a whistle is just as good as a gun to ward off assailants, my little brown brain got into action!!!
I thought of a funny hashtag to mock the situation – but I want to make this clear – I’m mocking the Senator who thinks a whistle is just as good a deterrent against violent crime as a gun. This was the first tweet with the hashtag:
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: yell “racist” at your rapist… that’s like the worst thing ever!
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
Hilarity and pandemonium ensued!!
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: pray to Obama extra hard, and promise to have 3 abortions in his name.. — El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: Wait for global warming to cause a meteorite to hit your attacker!!! — El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: Ask @ambassadorrice to perform “the Vagina Monologues” in front of your attacker: soopermexican.com/2013/02/14/un-…
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: Don’t be an underage hooker in the Dominican Republic when @senatormenendez rolls up! bit.ly/WJ35Te
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
It trended after about 40 mins:
How one idiot politician @housesalazar inspired the #LiberalTips2AvoidRape hashtag:bit.ly/15qwqGB via @dloesch! #tcot — El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape If unmarried, consider your rapist to simply be undocumented husband!
— Judy Stines (@jstines3) February 19, 2013
I came up with this graphic to try to explain exactly why I came up with the hashtag:
Click here to read the article from Dana Loesch about Senator Salazar at Red State.
Somewhere along the line, liberals caught on and started whining:
Liberals are seriously more offended by the hashtag #LiberalTips2AvoidRape than by politicians making it easier for women to be raped.
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
I upset.. um… “vagmagic”:
lol! –> RT @vagmagic: @soopermexican you sound so stupid i hate you
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
An advocate for Chinese cabbage was unamused:
for real i am now unfollowing anyone who engages in the hashtag #liberaltips2avoidrape — Facts About Bok Choy (@CHOY_FACTS) February 19, 2013
VERY UNAMUSED!!
@soopermexican go fuck yourself.
— Facts About Bok Choy (@CHOY_FACTS) February 19, 2013
And you HAVE to go see the Glock 9MM RAPE WHISTLE at the Morlock Revolt!!!
Now liberals are purposely distorting what the point of the hashtag is – they want to make it appear that it has to do with making fun of victims of crime. It’s not at all. But the media will help them smear conservatives to get their meme firmly entrenched in the minds of those who are too lazy to investigate these things.
This one, however, has got to be the best response ever:
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape is probably the most offensive hashtag I have ever seen are you serious? like here’s a way to avoid rape: don’t rape
— fookie bookie (@snoop_platypus) February 19, 2013
How to avoid rape? Simple: STOP RAPING!