In a ruling that is making liberals whine and cry everywhere, Hobby Lobby has won it’s case against Obamacare, and will not have to provide contraception that it deems contrary to the owners’ religious beliefs. Here are my reaction tweets:
SCOTUS decision expected: ready your argle barglers, your harrumphs, and your rabble rabblers!!
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
Hobby Lobby jobby make many sobby and others' knees wobbly. Probably.
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
It's SCOTUS day when all the little political nerds run downstairs to open decisions from Santa Alito!
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
I believe that Hobby Lobby won this.
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
Hobby Lobby 5, Godless Feminist Freaks 4, won on a penalty kick by Alito, after Ruth Bader Ginsberg bit Scalia on the shoulder… #SCOTUS
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
Contrary to histrionic shrieks from Gyno-Nazis, we've turned the clock back to 2010, not 1950s. #SCOTUS
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
In a blow to all statist socialists everywhere, SCOTUS upholds Americans' right to work and practice religion. #calamity
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
The #GynoFascist @Irin giving analysis on MSNBC said previous SCOTUS ruling was like "Eugenics Forced Sterilization" http://t.co/DNoyXITXRn
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
Dear liberals: https://t.co/D4f0ioeoke #SCOTUS
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
#SCOTUS upholds religious rights; morons, idiots hardest hit.
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
Extremist misogynist anti-woman SCOTUS rules that Catholics have the right to practice Catholicism.
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
I hope you like the taste of patriarchy, feminists. But you probably don't.
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) June 30, 2014
Feel free to retweet. If you don’t, you’re probably a racist.