If there’s one candidate that I wouldn’t have thought this quote would have been said of, I think Bernie Sanders was it. But… unfortunately for our Republic:
Young girl after taking a photo with Bernie Sanders: "I feel like I just touched a god…" #seattle
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) August 8, 2015
Now, it was in Seattle, so it’s very likely that the young lady might have been tripping balls, or perhaps been high on goofballs.
In either case… has anyone ever said that of a Republican candidate? The answer is NO… because we’re not creepy effing weirdos.