Politics

TRUMP Just Schlonged The Media On Twitter…

Once again, el Trumpo defeats the biased lame-stream media who just want Jeb to win the nomination!! This time the brilliant future president got them to give him more press by merely using the word, “schlong”!!

Of course they went into a tizzy because they hate winners and they’re total losers!!

But as the Donald explains on Twitter, “schlong” is probably the least vulgar word in the English language, and maybe every other language as well!!!

That’s all it means!! How do you like the Trump schlonging YOU, mainstream media?!?!

Ugh. Ok, bad imagery, Donald, but you’re making a good point.

BOOM!!! You got SCHLONGED, media!!

I’ve never seen such a schlonging, have you? Trump WINS AGAIN!!!!

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