There must be some kind of limerick that someone could write with this story rhyming “O’Malley” and “Rally.”
Anyway the beleaguered presidential candidate admitted that he held a rally where only one supporter showed up.
Watch below:
The implication is that only one guy was able to trudge through the snow and bad weather, but really, even if there were bright sunshine and free Uber rides to a Martin O’Malley rally, I doubt they’d get to double digits.
According to Politico, it was this dude, whose name is Kenneth:
Kenneth braved the snow storm to meet with @MartinOMalley in Tama. #iawx #iacaucus pic.twitter.com/xvB9S8hDwh
— Sarah Beckman (@SarahBeckman3) December 29, 2015
And as O’Malley admits, Kenneth didn’t even commit to his campaign. Damn.
Now send me your best O’Malley rally limericks in the comments sections, minions.