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TED CRUZ RESPONDS To Sarah Palin Attack…

Things are just getting crazy.

Late last night people started speculating that Sarah Palin might be endorsing el Trumpo today, and apparently a statement put out by the campaign put the Palins all out of funk. Bristol Palin posted this attack on Ted, which Sarah tweeted out.

The Tednado responds thusly:

He totally slammed her!!

Oh wait.

No he didn’t.

He took the high road, because he doesn’t actually kneejerk attack someone like Bristol accused him of.

Meanwhile, the media awaits breathlessly to see if the Sarahcuda will actually endorse the Trumpaconda.

Feel free to place your bets in the comments section below.*

*el sooper in no way endorses illegal gambling in website comment sections. But I got $5 on “yes.”

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