The Best Mormon Mafia Tweets, The BEST!!
A hashtag game sprung up overnight when someone noticed an absurd tweet that Fox News doxxer and rabid Trumper Lou Dobbs put out about Evan McMullin:
Look Deeper, He's nothing but a Globalist, Romney and Mormon Mafia Tool #MAGA #AmericaFirst #TrumpPence16 #TrumpTrain #Dobbs https://t.co/WfjYzck2jt
— Lou Dobbs (@LouDobbs) October 23, 2016
Yes, apparently he’s in the “Mormon Mafia”!!! LOL!! The very idea was so absurdly stupid that people began mocking it by tweeting their own examples of the horrific crimes of the Salt Lake City criminal organization:
“I keep trying to get out… but they pull me back in. By asking politely.” #MormonMafia pic.twitter.com/Ynma6SqLs5
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 27, 2016
If you're not careful Mormon Mafia will break into your house —- fold the laundry and do the dishes
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) October 27, 2016
"I know you drank the coffee, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart." #MormonMafia
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 27, 2016
(Mormons don’t imbibe caffeine.)
The Sopranos. #MormonMafia pic.twitter.com/wO4Te0Behy
— All-Knowing Suit (@AllknowingSuit) October 27, 2016
Two top consiglieri in the #MormonMafia. #utpol pic.twitter.com/eTXLfJqnol
— Ben Winslow (@BenWinslow) October 27, 2016
"Never take sides against the family in Scrabble again." #MormonMafia
— Bigly Shoe (@TheOneSoleShoe) October 27, 2016
Nice car you got there in the driveway.
Would be a shame if someone….
washed it and waxed for you…
If you get my meaning.— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن (@SooperMexican) October 27, 2016
Big #MormonMafia fake ID ring busted. They were making library cards so underage kids could borrow Great Brain books.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 27, 2016
"I know it was you, Fredo . . . who mowed my lawn, you little scamp." #MormonMafia pic.twitter.com/EeRj7umazW
— Justice Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) October 27, 2016
Just try to tell a member of the #MormonMafia that you’re not interested in family board game night. See what happens.
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) October 27, 2016
"Take the cannolis. Also take the Jello mold. And we have an extra pie. Oh, no, you don't have to return the dish."
— AgainstTrumpDude (@TheAmishDude) October 27, 2016
They send one of yours a Christmas card, you send one of theirs a Christmas BOUQUET!
THAT'S the Salt Lake City way!!#MormonMafia— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن (@SooperMexican) October 27, 2016
"Hello. I'd like to talk to you about *whispers* Evan McMullin. Don't tell Donald." #MormonMafia pic.twitter.com/yXW41a1foI
— Hombre Malo Jeremy (@VitruvianMonkey) October 27, 2016
This one slayed me:
You're gonna sleep with the fishes.
The only spare bedroom we have left has an aquarium in it. Hope that's not a problem.#MormonMafia
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) October 27, 2016
The #MormonMafia is coming for Donald Trump. Starring @MittRomney, @Evan_McMullin, and @SenMikeLee. Directed by @darth. pic.twitter.com/2ytZkGJ8uH
— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) October 27, 2016
"Gosh darn it, you messed with the wrong fellows this time, you nincompoop!" #MormonMafia
— Sunny (Mat) (@sunnyright) October 27, 2016
#MormonMafia a group so secretive and exclusive, they send 60,000 missionaries out around the world to tell you all about it.
— Soy Juan Miller (@EveryTrumpFan) October 27, 2016
Even McMullin got in on it:
https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/791635629482258432
OK, not so much with the humor, but it was a very presidential tweet!! Trumpers are freaking out that McMullin is competitive in Utah and sneaking up on the Donald in Arizona where there’s a large Mormon population. See, the people who wanted to absolutely burn down the Republican party are very angry with anyone who puts their conscience ahead of the party.
Also don’t forget Lou Dobbs was the dumbass who doxxed someone on the internet for daring to go against his thug leader Trump.
