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Sooper Seuss Rhymes: “I am Obama, Mompants Prez!”

Last night I checked into twitter and saw a hashtag game I knew I’d immediately enjoy. It was called #ObamaSeuss and had to do with either making Suess-type titles with an Obama theme, or lyrics to a poem. These are the hashtags this mexy was born for. SO without further ado, I give you my Obama Seuss poem:

I am Obama, Mompants prez!!  

I am Obama, mompants prez, and everybody does what I sez….  

Unless youre racist, you must like me! Let’s organize and beat whitey!!  

I do not care for racist polls, I only care for welfare rolls!!   

Your racist votes I’m sure to ban! Executive Order? Yes I CAN!! I am Obama Mompants Prez, and everyone does what I sez!!  

Your racist codewords are not good!! They’re now illegal, understood?! 

You shouldnt write that terrorist blog! Stop reporting that I eat dog!! 

Solyndra was a great success! I do not care what your math says!!  

You’re “just a blogger” stop that now!! Your honesty I can’t allow!!  

I do not like your reporting there! Stop asking about Larry Sinclair!! I am Obama Mompants Prez, and everyone does what I sez!!  

 

What do ya think? I’m considering writing more and drawing it maybe as a short book…

MORE Sooper Seuss: State Dept. Hillary Clinton Edition!
  • BabyGlock

    AN OFFERING FOR “DHS”
    Department of Homeland Security– “The House That BO Built”

    With apologies to “The House that Jack Built”

    This is the house that BO built.

    This is the man,
    Who learned, “I can,
    Sue Sis in the house that BO built.”

    This is the dyke,
    That hurt the man,
    Who learned, “I can,
    Sue Sis in the house that BO built.”

    These are the girls, without any curls,
    That hired the dyke,
    That hurt the man,
    Who learned, “I can,
    Sue Sis in the house that BO built.

    This is the lawyer that Sis got,
    For the many girls, without any curls,
    That hired the dyke,
    That hurt the man,
    Who learned, “I can,
    Sue Sis in the house that BO built.”

    This is the proof that came to light,
    To the lawyer Sis got to pay for spite,
    From the many girls, without any curls,
    That hired the dyke,
    That hurt the man,
    Who learned, “I can,
    Sue Sis in the house that BO built”.

    This is the sex, and the useless pretext,
    That was part of the proof that came to light,
    To the lawyer Sis got to pay for spite,
    From the many girls, without any curls,
    That hired the dyke,
    That hurt the man,
    Who learned, “I can,
    Sue Sis in the house that BO built”.

    This is the story, in all its glory, that Ms. Schlussel found,
    This arose from the sex, and the useless pretext,
    That was part of the story that came to light,
    To the lawyer Sis got to pay for spite,
    From the many girls, without any curls,
    That hired the dyke,
    That hurt the man,
    Who learned, “I can,
    Sue Sis in the house that BO built”.

    AND NOBODY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

  • Frumious Bandersnatch

    Can you do an Obama version of “Green Eggs & Ham?”

  • SooperMexican – Poet Laureate…mmm….that certainly has a nice ring to it.

    I’d nominate you myself for the honor, but I’m not Mesican, so I’m not sure if my vote would count.

    But voting aside, keep up the good work.

    Some day, we’ll be calling you SooperDuperMexican and saying, “I knew him back when he was just a stuggling poet.”
    God bless.

  • I love you.

  • I love you.

  • One other thing. I really liked the Obama Mompants drawing. You should pay that artist to work for you all the time.

  • One other thing. I really liked the Obama Mompants drawing. You should pay that artist to work for you all the time.

  • phillidouglas

    Dr. Seuss, the original rapper.