Stephen Colbert Wins ‘Celebrity White House: State Dinner Edition’ Reality TV Show
While all of us were looking, the White House every so slowly became a celebrity reality TV show. The climax to this political autoerotic asphyxiation arrived last night when Stephen Colbert won the last rose.
Yes, it was a star-studded evening as the imperial president welcomed his socialist counterpart from across the pond, French president Francois Hollande, to a sumptuous feast fit for French royalty, all while being entertained by their dancing Hollywood minstrels. Jumpin’ Joe Biden took his right as Viceroy Regent to choose a damsel for his own among the dinner guests, and chose Julia Louie-Dreyfus, the star of “VEEP,” just for poetic justice:
Congratulations, Stephen Colbert! All that sycophantic sucking up to the imperial president paid off handsomely! We hope you’ve enjoyed this year’s edition of “Celebrity White House: State Dinner!”