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Check Out This Anti-Christian Moron’s Math-Challenged Conspiracy Theory

This is the reason why the federal government wants to impose common core math – the less that people understand how numbers work, the more idiotic conclusions they’ll make from not being able to do long division:

Great job moron. In the real world, $840,000 divided by 30,000 donors is just $28 per donor on average. And that’s perfectly reasonable. But this idiot is so eager to blame a right-wing extremist Koch Bros. conspiracy that they’re too lazy to punch up the calculator app on their Obamaphone.

And this “Kandyce” isn’t the only one, I documented a bunch of freaks so angry at the Pizzeria that they assumed it was all a scam they planned from the beginning!

I shudder for the future of the Republic.

h/t Chris Loesch. Obviously.

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  • NRPax

    I know it’s wrong of me to so openly enjoy their constant state of butthurt over this but I just don’t care.

  • ZZMike

    Not too bright in the area of spelling either.

  • Larry Rosenbaum

    While the $840,000 is probably a lot more than the pizza woman lost, it sends a message to those who want to destroy Christians’ businesses. I hope every business that is attacked for their Christian principles is similarly rewarded. I think this is the only way to stop this kind of bullying by gay activists.

    A few million dollars donated to Christian businesses is a cheap price to pay for religious freedom.

    The only way to stop these attacks on Christian businesses is for those who make the attacks to realize that they cannot hurt the businesses, but their attacks are only causing the businesses to profit financially.

  • formwiz

    Next they’ll be doing, “Curses! Foiled again!!!”

  • libhunter

    It is so past time to coup Obama the queer Kenyan Native muslim invader!

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  • Jim

    Anti-Christian idiots are all over the internet infesting it with their “witty” blogs and contentious attitudes. That’s ok, though. I’d rather keep these militant creeps behind their computer screens while those of us who actually believe in something meaningful continue to go out into the world and make changes for the better.

    Wanna try something interesting? Google anti-Atheism or anti-Agnosticism pages. Next, google anti-Christian pages. Compare results.

    So while these limited individuals so furiously pat themselves on the back and reward one another with countless likes/karmas/props/whatever for such generous amounts of unprecedented intellectual smugness, vested in their tin hats and contributing absolutely nothing useful to society, I’ll keep on raising my family with actual standards, donating to the poor and needy, sharing my beliefs with those who will listen, helping natural disaster victims, volunteering at charitable organizations, etc. without actually being affected by these whackjobs.

    Oh yeah, skeptics, you’re hurting us Christians real bad. Make it stop, please.