Ann Romney’s Appearance on Jay Leno Ellicits Liberal Death Wish, Gross Insults

Ann Romney’s appearance on the Jay Leno Show was bound to bring out the classy liberal tweeters. Brandon Nathaniel pictured above was so clever and witty, but when I brought it to the attention of our conservative friends, he made his account private. Weird how public death wishes make some liberals so shy!

This time I made sure to retweet responsibly so as to not confuse our friends into attacking me.

Ann Romney wants Obamas dick in and around her mouth

— CR (@LaVidaDeRose) September 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/MoldyBrainCells/status/250808912637476865

Watching Ann Romney on Leno. Yikes. Slow motion public urination would be classier.

— James Sullivan (@ShadySullivan) September 26, 2012

This doesn’t even make sense:

Ann Romney reminds me more and more of Kathleen Turner's character in John Waters' "Serial Mom." I wonder what her body count is up to now?

— Miss O'Kistic (@missokistic) September 26, 2012

Also… not.. sense-making.. much:

If Michelle Obama had the kind & number of outbursts that Ann Romney has had, people would hang her in effigy. #TripleStandard

— Michelle T. Johnson (@DivaOfDiversity) September 26, 2012

I couldn’t help tweet these responses:

Perhaps by lbs.? RT @bluejoni: Michelle Obama is a hundred times the person you are Ann Romney

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 26, 2012

Wow. Masters in Writing —> RT @lilnerdette: Ann Romney needs to sing that song and learn its meaning, then acting accordingly.

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 26, 2012