The SeussQuester Story
With apologies to Dr. Seuss:
In a town in a swamp, old white men were scheming, to sequester away all the dreams you are dreaming! #SequesterMovieLines
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
They laughed and filibustered, and spat on the old, wishing to shove warm orphans to the cold! #SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
The evil old white Republicans halted Obama, and cut gov’t subsidies to study the sex life of llamas! #SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
They cut money to obamaphones, they cut money to welfare, they cut money to widows, and blacks and obamacare!! #SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
And yet their cold bitter hearts STILL were not sated!!! They cut money to minorities, and begged to be racebaited!! #SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
timidly the proggie progs began to speak out!! they demanded gov’t funds to investigate gout!#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
The teapartier corporatists sneered at the progs, saying, how dare you ask for budget cuts, you math illiterate dogs!! #SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
The proggie progs struck back, they called them foul racists! They promised more welfare and voted for statists!#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
The republicans’ speaker peered out at the rabble, he said, how can we vote against this cry and this babble?!#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
The cowardly craven RINO establishma-Cons cringed.. and responded with a drunken sailor spending budget binge!#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
The proggie progs cried an whined, think of the kids!! 17 trillion is austerity, surely, you must kid!!#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
The establishacons balked, and said don’t call us shirley!! Here’s 5 trillion more, let us retire early!!#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
And the proggie progs clasped hands with the establishacons happily, rolling around on a mountain of printed money..#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
And everyone laughed, and lived happily ever after.. until the inflation, and dollar collapse disaster..#SequesterApocalypse
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
the end.
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) March 1, 2013
