12 Government Offices Tweeting in Support of a Holiday Co-Founded by a Psycho Murderer
While we’re facing furloughs in a sequester crisis that threatens to envelope the world in an all-encompassing tempest of budget cut nuclear radiation. Luckily, our government offices are tweeting about Earth Day. So that’s a great use of tax money.
And what are they supporting? Here’s my graphic from last year about the secret bloody history of Earth Day!
Scientists estimate planet is losing species 1,000-10,000 times faster than it would without human activity go.usa.gov/T82B #EarthDay
— Department of State (@StateDept) April 22, 2013
Good to focus on this rather than Benghazi. Also the only species I care about losing would be whatever produces bacon. Whatever that animal is.
This #EARTHDAY @ 3 pm ET, join Energy Dept & @ENERGYSTAR experts for a live Q&A on home energy efficiency http://t.co/YoFYlWK6wP #askEnergy
— Energy Department (@ENERGY) April 22, 2013
Who needs to save energy for their foreclosed homes?
#EarthDay: Navy local actions have global reach ow.ly/ki5UI @navycurrents @navalenergy — US Navy (@USNavy) April 22, 2013
Yes. The global reach of the Navy has to do with securing the world by shooting pendejos. Let’s keep it that way.
Congrats to #StatenIsland‘s PS 57 on receiving a Green Ribbon Award from @usedgov! Read more: 1.usa.gov/11EGxCH #EarthDay — NYC Public Schools (@NYCSchools) April 22, 2013
Or, alternately, you could be teaching kids math and reading. I dunno. Consider it an option….
Happy #EarthDay, #NYC! Greetings from Sunset Park! Which park are you visiting today? twitter.com/NYCParks/statu… — NYC Parks & Rec. (@NYCParks) April 22, 2013
I have nothing snarky to say. People should enjoy parks. Except on Murderous Eco-Terrorist Day.
It’s Easy Being #Green and It’s Worth It! On #EarthDay, Asst Secy for Mgmt Coloretti shares some green initiatives treasury.gov/connect/blog/P… — Treasury Department (@USTreasury) April 22, 2013
Wait.. seriously?!? The TREASURY’s “green initiatives”?! You have a gaping hole of debt that threatens to destroy the world, and you’re worried about recycling?!?
Celebrate Earth Day by cycling! Check out Bike Smart: The Official Guide to Cycling in NYC for tips: on.nyc.gov/16ud8jf #bikenyc
— NYC DOT (@NYC_DOT) April 22, 2013
Bike smart? I’d rather drive stupid. A car driving stupidly will survive an encounter with a bike riding intelligently.
.@natgeo is hosting a #EarthDay G+ Hangout with @nasa_ice today at noon ET:on.natgeo.com/12tBJE4 Have a Q, use #OurEarth
— NASA (@NASA) April 22, 2013
Now I’m really angry – how dare NASA misappropriate time that should be spent on Muslim outreach?!?! Islamaphobes!!
The #AirForce is focusing on water re-use and conservation for #EarthDay today. ow.ly/k5bYP — U.S. Air Force (@usairforce) April 22, 2013
I’d rather you shoot terrorists, Air Force. Thanks.
At NOAA, this is what we think of when we think of #EarthDay: twitter.com/NOAA/status/32… — NOAA (@NOAA) April 22, 2013
NOAA apparently is over the ridiculous scandal where they were extorting money from fisherman and wasting it on their luxury vacations.
FACT: Earth Day has been observed every April 22 since 1970 1.usa.gov/ZH2wZp
— U.S. Army (@USArmy) April 22, 2013
Thanks, I can google that crap myself, US Army. Now please go shoot terrorists.
“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.” -Albert Einstein goo.gl/XI9ms #EarthDay @our1planet
— U.S. Embassy Nepal (@USEmbassyNepal) April 22, 2013
Ok I have to admit this quote is kinda cool.
Eco-terrorist day still sucks though.