12 Government Offices Tweeting in Support of a Holiday Co-Founded by a Psycho Murderer
While we’re facing furloughs in a sequester crisis that threatens to envelope the world in an all-encompassing tempest of budget cut nuclear radiation. Luckily, our government offices are tweeting about Earth Day. So that’s a great use of tax money.
And what are they supporting? Here’s my graphic from last year about the secret bloody history of Earth Day!
— Department of State (@StateDept) April 22, 2013
Good to focus on this rather than Benghazi. Also the only species I care about losing would be whatever produces bacon. Whatever that animal is.
— Energy Department (@ENERGY) April 22, 2013
Who needs to save energy for their foreclosed homes?
Yes. The global reach of the Navy has to do with securing the world by shooting pendejos. Let’s keep it that way.
Or, alternately, you could be teaching kids math and reading. I dunno. Consider it an option….
I have nothing snarky to say. People should enjoy parks. Except on Murderous Eco-Terrorist Day.
Wait.. seriously?!? The TREASURY’s “green initiatives”?! You have a gaping hole of debt that threatens to destroy the world, and you’re worried about recycling?!?
— NYC DOT (@NYC_DOT) April 22, 2013
Bike smart? I’d rather drive stupid. A car driving stupidly will survive an encounter with a bike riding intelligently.
— NASA (@NASA) April 22, 2013
Now I’m really angry – how dare NASA misappropriate time that should be spent on Muslim outreach?!?! Islamaphobes!!
I’d rather you shoot terrorists, Air Force. Thanks.
NOAA apparently is over the ridiculous scandal where they were extorting money from fisherman and wasting it on their luxury vacations.
FACT: Earth Day has been observed every April 22 since 1970 1.usa.gov/ZH2wZp
— U.S. Army (@USArmy) April 22, 2013
Thanks, I can google that crap myself, US Army. Now please go shoot terrorists.
— U.S. Embassy Nepal (@USEmbassyNepal) April 22, 2013
Ok I have to admit this quote is kinda cool.
Eco-terrorist day still sucks though.