Mystery Solved! ‘Standard Issue Journalist Glasses’ Explain Why AR-15s Seen Everywhere

Ever wonder why mainstream media journalists see an AR-15 everywhere they go? Mystery solved!

From Twitchy: Gun-grabbing media’s narrative crumbles: Navy Yard shooting suspect reportedly ‘NOT armed with AR-15′

@SooperMexican Those are some high caliber glasses!

— James Swick (@jamesbswick) September 17, 2013

UPDATE:

Then there’s the gun-grabbing journalist eye chart!