If All The #BringBackMyGirls Selfies Were Actually Honest…

We at the SooperMexyBlog were able to obtain a high-tech truth detector that only works on self-important hashtag selfies. When we passed its highly radioactive and dangerous ray over the arrogant tweets in the #BringBackOurGirls campaign, we were shocked at what we found, and after laughing and having a few drinks, we thought we’d share them with you, our favorite reader. Yeah you.

There you have it. Isn’t it good to see some truth in advertising for once? Yes, we feel the same as well.

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