Fast Food Workers Demand Companies Compensate For Their Lack of Skills and Bad Life Choices
Another idiotic fast food strike today, with the typical arrests and whining for CEOs to compensate employees for their lack of skill and ambition, and for making terribly life choices. Anyway, who cares. Here are my funniest tweets from the mockfest:
Cops make WAY more than #Fastfoodstrike workers but they're not nearly as obese… so not really "starvation wages" pic.twitter.com/Cq4cfqqDNn
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Hey #FastFoodStrike idiot, unless Ronald McDonald impregnated you before you got a degree, he owes you NOTHING: pic.twitter.com/ovsgbZXEFq
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
I think the die-uh-beetus might be a more pressing concern for this one… RT @15andaUnion: #StrikeFastFood pic.twitter.com/Wmb0xuNrx4
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
This #StrikeFastFood worker gobbled so many McFries with mayonnaise while on the job he can barely crouch –> pic.twitter.com/fTbQDO0Va9
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Slaves weren't obese trust me.. RT @heyrubino: We are not slaves pay USA a living wage #StrikeFastFood Pittsburgh pic.twitter.com/gjozfp9QFi
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Black Power salute at #Fastfoodstrike because "power" means ending up at a dead end job without any skills: pic.twitter.com/mb96SoIoKE
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
"I'm about to beat yo ass with this baton.." MT @ActionNowChi: Workers are determined to win $15!! #strikefastfood pic.twitter.com/zGr0IWNZHq
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
"De workers unite" but why won't dey learn marketable skills? #Fastfoodstrike pic.twitter.com/908YTdtBkQ
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Lol Kelvin is willing to do "whatever it takes" to extort a raise, but nothing to EARN it… #StrikeFastFood pic.twitter.com/kHw6GDdCFH
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Powerfully unskilled… MT @RaiseUpfor15: We are workers, we are powerful #OrganizeTheSouth #StrikeFastFood @ncnaacp pic.twitter.com/yGnGdxggQ8
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Now taking offers for someone to dress up like Ronald McDonald and go flip off #StrikeFastFood protesters…
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
.@dreamitnowdoit ok. Done. Still think they're lazy asses. Now shut up hippy. @HeavenLeeOps
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Damn dude spend your paycheck on extra mayo Macs?! MT @EBrennanLA: 'If we don't get it, shut it down' #strikefastfood pic.twitter.com/37ojNQmnyz
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Must Indoctrinate children early to be parasites on society.. RT @FairFastFood: #strikefastfood Oakland-style pic.twitter.com/xZ4YVHltLs
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Lol annoy the hell out of regular Americans, great strategy pendejos!! RT @15andaUnion: #StrikeFastFood pic.twitter.com/7zkCBJOAj8
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
If #FastFoodStrike took McDonalds CEO wages, each employee would make less than ONE CENT per hour more #BecauseMATH http://t.co/h4cO2jptXv
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
"We want free Big Macs!" MT @fightfor15: Wrkrs have arrived at @McDonalds in south side Chicago!! #StrikeFastFood pic.twitter.com/SbWMIkImVV
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
.@dreamitnowdoit most children learn they can't have everything they want as an infant…the whining brats that don't grow up to be liberals
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
@SooperMexican @kjbreazeale lol if they want $15 bucks an hour "I Want It My Way"..put my pickles on my burger not on the wrapper..
Sitting on your asses made you an unskilled worker, it shouldn't make you $15 an hour #Fastfoodstrike pic.twitter.com/sWbSrc3lmn
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Hey #StrikeFastFood do you think having millions more of low-skilled poor illegal aliens will help raise or lower your wages?
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Lol #Fastfoodstrike –> RT @johnnyfriegas: @soopermexican #Texas Funny how the free market works. pic.twitter.com/ba6487HdAL
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
.@KonartistNupe lol a #Fastfoodstrike official account tried to lie about the stats on that and I worked them good: http://t.co/W5osw2TfA5
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
When I claimed that many of the fast food workers were there because they didn’t go to college, this dufus challenged me, without any stats of his own of course:
.@KonartistNupe lol a #Fastfoodstrike official account tried to lie about the stats on that and I worked them good: http://t.co/W5osw2TfA5
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Instead of recognizing he was wrong, he ran off whining about the conservative “hive”!
Lol! MT @ToniKalHan: @SooperMexican I love it how Libs boast to their friends that they put you in check #lol pic.twitter.com/uQRVXFavaT
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
Ahhh the stupidity of the liberal left. I have to admit, I love when they start a hashtag and I can dive in to destroy their idiotic narratives.
now let me guess, @KonartistNupe you asked for stats and I provided those given to me by the left but they won't convince you huh? Lol!
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 4, 2014
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