Shenanigans!! GOP Debate Moderators Refuse To Accept Scientific SMOTUS Poll Results!

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I call shenanigans!! I was getting all my GOP presidential debate prep ready:

…when we were contacted and told that our SMOTUS approval poll would not meet their standards, and the SooperMexican Of The United States would NOT be included in the debates!!! Racists!!

How could this be considered unscientific? It was taken in 2013 with more than FIVE THOUSAND votes – that’s WAY more than most political polls!! And I’m pretty sure these gringos were chosen at random.

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Do they even science, bro?!

View the entire polling results here. 

The SooperBlog has contacted our SooperLawyers and when they’re done siesta-ing we will consider taking legal actions against somebody at random.

It’s Been FOUR DECADES Since Baltimore Saw Murder Rates This High