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Actor Seth Rogen Reaches DEEP Into His brain And FLINGS Some Poo At Ben Carson

I can just picture it now. Rich white actor Seth Rogen stomps around his luxurious Hollywood mansion, stepping around cocaine-snorting hookers, angrily denouncing the black man on CNN who would dare tell him that abortions aren’t good, and Americans have the right to bear arms.

Doesn’t he realize he’s black?!?! He can’t be saying stuff like that!! GRRR!!!

So Seth musters up every ounce of intellectual power from the two dim-witted underused brain cells left in his cranial cavity, and then formulates the most original, and most incredibly logical rebuttal to Carson that anyone could come up with!!

BEHOLD HIS BRILLIANCE:

Devastating!! No one in the history of debate in Western Civilization has ever come up with such a genius logical argument!!

Clearly the neurosurgeon just can’t compete with the incredible Einstenian clumps of fecal intellectualism that Rogen can scrape from the underside of his brain.

So, basically this:

<strong>I guess that campaign is over!!</strong>

CNN IS GOING INTO MELTDOWN MODE Over Rupert Murdoch’s ‘TERRIFYING’ TWEET!!!