If You Want to Annoy Feminists, Retweet Some Of My Tweets For Their Convention Today!
Bitter, lonely, man-hating cat enthusiasts from all around the country borrowed money from their parents and more successful siblings and came to Washington D.C. today to discuss how to have more abortions, and how long your leghair has to get to be considered a proper feminist.
As a representative of the nefarious patriarchy, I set out to mock and destroy their little feelings. I think I succeeded.
If you’d like to join my crusade against the gyno-fascists, retweet away or come up with your own insults!
Trans Men Erasure is a CRIME!! #NYFLC2015 cc: @ItsMoi_Merry pic.twitter.com/fZIun0fI8s
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
The teletubbies had more eloquent wisdom than this drivel. RT @Mazayla: "Your identity is an I-dentity." Rukia Brooks #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Shoulda left your stupidity home. MT WhoIsEdwith: I can't leave my blackness at home when I go to work at @feministcampus #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Pendejo, pendeja, pendejos. RT @bellowingwurm: Preferred pronouns on name tags. Right on. #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/Osr8xhRgLE
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Gender neutral, stupidity positive. MT @sbu_fmla: Official gender neutral bathrooms this year. #flcpunx #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Lol that's pathetic. RT @delovelylany: This is the highlight of my feminist life and nothing has happened yet #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Shaved armpit?!? She's a mole for the patriarchy!!! Get her!! #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/XfsN4iM1wG
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Bran muffins are RAPE CULTURE #NYFLC2015 https://t.co/6wsxCoi32s
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Here’s the tweet I linked:
Thought these were bran muffins but they're chocolate. F**k the patriarchy. #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/H5hsDySPEG
— Kati Nalbandian (@kahteelynn) March 21, 2015
.@Mazayla that just means there's a lot of stupid people in the world but they're congregating at #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Mexicans "trigger" you @mckinn21!? Is that racist or are you trying to hit on me?! @ItsMoi_Merry #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/FQt6XYlSy3
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
In your armpits?! #NYFLC2015 RT @trashfae: @SooperMexican luv tht strawman
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
.@mckinn21 your white privilege is triggering me, please stop harassing me. Or we can talk about it at Starbucks. #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Wider doorways? #girthyFeminist MT @sarboop: “@feministcampus: Our girl Edwith speaking on clinic access! #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/A0QsGCcqCz
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Apparently "intersectionality" means "holy crap there's a black person everyone take a picture!!" #NYFLC2015 https://t.co/FYB6U7SI1M
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Here’s the tweet I linked:
#NYFLC2015 #Intersectionality @jodoooo @annieeeebrand @CurssMarks @Shannon_Howley pic.twitter.com/Qi51wrWtFH
— Jessie Williams (@J_Will48) March 21, 2015
"I was told if I held this sign I might get some?!" – metro kid RT @kayleneannawyn: #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/rD1yA7ROib
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Panel: "how to prepare for a bitter angry lifetime of feminist disappointment" MT @troxell_bmt: #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/3N0ENKYwPl
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
#NYFLC2015 Panel: "How To Make 20 Cats Fulfill That Empty Hole In Your Childless Life" pic.twitter.com/ZxyJHHc3bk
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
No means NO!!! MT @ciera_17: You never take no for an answer. And you ask for what you want. #EleanorSmeal #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
#NYFLC2015 Panel: "When Happy Couples Trigger Your Crippling Loneliness and How To Eat It AWAY"
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Huge success http://t.co/grrBZAmlQv MT @ciera_17: I'm in the room with one of the ladies who helped start #BringBackOurGirls! #NYFLC2015
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
#NYFLC2015 Panel: "How to Make a Social Media Career Out Of Crippling Daddy Issues"
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
#NYFLC2015 is either a feminist convention or a meeting of future bitter lonely cat ladies of America. Or both.
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
#NYFLC2015 PANEL: "Intersectionality, or Hey, My Movement Can't Be Racist, Some of It's Best Friends Are Black!"
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Shorter #NYFLC2015: pic.twitter.com/YGfFVmtSzP
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Translation: white feminists know your place! Lol #NYFLC2015 https://t.co/qw1gIazrPH
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Now yes all of that was a ton of fun, but it got even better when they got their expansive panties in a bunch because we took over their hashtag:
*rolls eyes* at the trolls already out on the #NYFLC2015 hashtag and @uafeminist mentions
— Cass (@CassidyEllisx) March 21, 2015
Intersectional trolling RT @DCA_DB: This hashtag was so clean and beautiful this morning before all the bullshit began. #NYFLC2015
— Bill (@DefendWallSt) March 21, 2015
all the people trolling the #NYFLC2015 tag are attacking us for not being desirable to them, but the point is that we don't fucking care, so
— carmen rios (@c_rios) March 21, 2015
I know you shouldn't feed the trolls but they make it so easy #nyflc2015
— Kelly Margaret (@trashfae) March 21, 2015
I personally don't spout of nonsense about things I don't know about, but trolls in the #NYFLC2015 tag can do what they want. #flcpunx
— ∇michelle∇ (@fundadsunite) March 21, 2015
Victory for the Patriarchy! RT @hrhmeg: Annnndddd the hashtag is ruined! #NYFLC2015 thanks spammers, conservatives, mysogynists, and morons.
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
lol there's way more prolife and conservative tweets in the #NYFLC2015 hashtag than gynoFascism. #MissionAccomplished
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
So sad for the people misusing the #NYFLC2015 hashtag. I wish I could educate everyone so we could work together.
— SΔRΔH (@twitprincess666) March 21, 2015
We look for bitter chicks with armpit hair MT @abdelis_v: Omg are there feminist trolls using #NYFLC2015?!? How tf do trolls always find us?
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
Finally this… this takes the cake, it’s feminism turned up to eleventy:
Islamists mutilate women for religion, apparently feminists do it for their religion too #NYFLC2015 pic.twitter.com/UCAjHOzBuN
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 21, 2015
I got nothing. Anyway, retweet some of the tweets to keep the mockery alive. You have absolute evidence that it’s annoying feminists!!
http://t.co/sSNXnZBZ6O MT @AlexTiley93 Conservatives on #NYFLC2015 thread illustrate heteronormative blindness pic.twitter.com/E4by8Rjiuw
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 22, 2015
