Moron Liberals Bamboozled By Satire Claiming Ann Coulter Refused to Board Plane with Black Pilot
The headline at the satire site “The Daily Currant” is such great confirmation of liberal bias against Republicans, they just can’t help but embarrass themselves and pass the story along without a nanosecond of deliberation and critical thinking:
ANN COULTER REFUSES TO BOARD PLANE WITH BLACK PILOT!
Thus the moron floodgates at the pendejo dam burst open:
Even the “Former Local Pres. Association of Flight Attendants” wasn’t bright enough to notice the details in the story that would mark it as an obvious fiction:
Then again, he also labels himself a Progressive, so what can you expect?
Then there’s liberal blogger ‘Shannyn Moore’:
Ann Coulter’s latest outburst of Pay Attention To Me Disorder. bit.ly/VuET9O
— Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore) January 30, 2013
Almost immediately a follower of hers who had more than two wits to spark together (clearly a minority among her fans) pointed out that a reference to pornography in the piece identified it as satire.
OK, I spit the hook. I couldn’t tell because she’s just not that nice of a person! #facepalm — Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore) January 30, 2013
Good job checking sources. But hey, that’s ok – we can spread lies about conservatives and it’s allright! Why?
The point of the Ann Coulter satire story about the plane is-people believed it. No1 is like “No. She’s a kind woman who wouldn’t do that”. — Shannyn Moore (@shannynmoore) January 30, 2013
That’s the point! It’s actually a bold piece of noble post-modern truth!
Maybe it’s just like the noble piece of reporting Shannyn made while appearing on MSNBC that Sarah Palin was under investigation for criminal wrongdoing. The FBI refudiated the claim, but Moore stuck to her guns, after all, who lets the truth get in the way of smearing a conservative on national tv?
“We are not investigating her,” FBI spokesman Eric Gonzalez told the paper. “Normally we don’t confirm or deny those kind of allegations out there, but by not doing so it just casts her in a very bad light. There is just no truth to those rumors out there in the blogosphere.”
The unusual step from the FBI comes after Palin’s attorney threatened legal action over the weekend to those who “propagate defamatory material” about the former Republican vice presidential nominee.
“To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, are now claiming as ‘fact’ that Governor Palin resigned because she is ‘under federal investigation’ for embezzlement or other criminal wrongdoing, we will be exploring legal options this week to address such defamation,” Thomas Van Flein said in a statement. “This is to provide notice to Ms. Moore, and those who re-publish the defamation, such as Huffington Post, MSNBC, the New York Times and The Washington Post, that the Palins will not allow them to propagate defamatory material without answering to this in a court of law.”
Of course her dimwitted followers approve of this new smear:
Here are some other choice morons tweeting some comforting lies:
the most amazing thing about racists is they comfort themselves by saying ” Youre all thinking it! Im just courageous!” dailycurrant.com/2013/01/29/ann…
— RAE (@RaveDa59) January 30, 2013
The most amazing thing about liberals is they’ll believe any stupid thing as long as they don’t have to think for themselves. Like Obama, for instance.
UGH its the year 2013 and people are still judged by the color of their skin. fb.me/1v1SzHDvB
— Neoshi Cruz (@DaRealYoshie) January 30, 2013
Yeah, and sometimes they get elected to the oval office purely on their skin color.
Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot dailycurrant.com/2013/01/29/ann… Keep it classy bitch!
— Sam L. (@BigSamSFO28Left) January 30, 2013
Not one for irony.
Welcome to America MT Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot dailycurrant.com/2013/01/29/ann…
— Bleam (@_Bleam) January 30, 2013
Yes, welcome, you might need to use whatever tepid current of wit you might still have while visiting.
This racist ugly bitch Ann Coulter that called PBO names, showed her colors. Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot dailycurrant.com/2013/01/29/ann…
—Dr.J (@toj3000) January 30, 2013
Nothing like stoking racial division!
There’s tons more, all you have to do is search for “Coulter” and “pilot.” As of this publishing, the article has 632 shares on twitter.
These people are so stupid they’d believe you if you said Romney was going to ban tampons. No, really, they would.