Moron Liberals Bamboozled By Satire Claiming Ann Coulter Refused to Board Plane with Black Pilot

The headline at the satire site “The Daily Currant” is such great confirmation of liberal bias against Republicans, they just can’t help but embarrass themselves and pass the story along without a nanosecond of deliberation and critical thinking:


Thus the moron floodgates at the pendejo dam burst open:

Even the “Former Local Pres. Association of Flight Attendants” wasn’t bright enough to notice the details in the story that would mark it as an obvious fiction:

Then again, he also labels himself a Progressive, so what can you expect?

Then there’s liberal blogger ‘Shannyn Moore’:

Almost immediately a follower of hers who had more than two wits to spark together (clearly a minority among her fans) pointed out that a reference to pornography in the piece identified it as satire.

  Good job checking sources. But hey, that’s ok – we can spread lies about conservatives and it’s allright! Why?

That’s the point! It’s actually a bold piece of noble post-modern truth!

Maybe it’s just like the noble piece of reporting Shannyn made while appearing on MSNBC that Sarah Palin was under investigation for criminal wrongdoing. The FBI refudiated the claim, but Moore stuck to her guns, after all, who lets the truth get in the way of smearing a conservative on national tv?

“We are not investigating her,” FBI spokesman Eric Gonzalez told the paper. “Normally we don’t confirm or deny those kind of allegations out there, but by not doing so it just casts her in a very bad light. There is just no truth to those rumors out there in the blogosphere.”

The unusual step from the FBI comes after Palin’s attorney threatened legal action over the weekend to those who “propagate defamatory material” about the former Republican vice presidential nominee.

“To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, are now claiming as ‘fact’ that Governor Palin resigned because she is ‘under federal investigation’ for embezzlement or other criminal wrongdoing, we will be exploring legal options this week to address such defamation,” Thomas Van Flein said in a statement. “This is to provide notice to Ms. Moore, and those who re-publish the defamation, such as Huffington Post, MSNBC, the New York Times and The Washington Post, that the Palins will not allow them to propagate defamatory material without answering to this in a court of law.”

Of course her dimwitted followers approve of this new smear:

Here are some other choice morons tweeting some comforting lies:


The most amazing thing about liberals is they’ll believe any stupid thing as long as they don’t have to think for themselves. Like Obama, for instance.

Yeah, and sometimes they get elected to the oval office purely on their skin color.


Not one for irony.

Yes, welcome, you might need to use whatever tepid current of wit you might still have while visiting.


Nothing like stoking racial division!

There’s tons more, all you have to do is search for “Coulter” and “pilot.” As of this publishing, the article has 632 shares on twitter.

These people are so stupid they’d believe you if you said Romney was going to ban tampons. No, really, they would.