Foreign Policy

Dimwit Alec Baldwin to Fly to Russia in Hope to Interview Traitor Edward Snowden


In an interview with Vanity Faire, dimwitted limousine liberal said that he’s quitting twitter (for the third or fourth time? I forget), and, he’s gonna try to pull some strings and interview traitor Eric Snowden of NSA fame:

What do you think about this Edward Snowden case?

I want to try to interview him for my podcast on WNYC. I’m pressing all the buttons I have in London with friends of mine who know [Julian] Assange. I’m going to fly to Russia and try to interview Snowden.


I’m going to try.

Are you a fan, or horrified by him?

I’m not a fan or a critic. I want it to play out. It’s like [Daniel] Ellsberg, you know? Insofar as let’s find out what he’s got. Let’s not assume automatically that he’s an enemy of this country. If he is, well then we have laws that, unfortunately for him, he’s fucked. They’re going to get him; I’m sure someone is going to trade him.

Daniel Ellsberg is the leaker of the famed pentagon papers that undermined American confidence in the intentions behind staying in the Vietnam War. There’s no way a hippy leftist moron like Alec Baldwin is comparing him to Ellsberg without admitting he’s at least partly a fan.

Still, I’d love to see him try and fail to interview Snowden. If he gains an interview, it’ll make Snowden even more pathetic by having to resort to a washed up actor for press. Basically, this is a win-win for us Alec detractors!

If there is an anti-fan club, I’m the presidente.

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