Here’s Some ‘Real World Orientation’ For Recent College Graduates in Just One Tweet
As America’s best and brightest college students graduate this season, they’re going to hear a lot of ridiculous advice from their commencement speakers that probably won’t sink through their hungover, drug-addled minds. That’s probably for the best anyway, because this tweet has more wisdom in it than the vast majority of such speeches:
Dear recent college graduate: welcome to real world orientation. Please note that the value of your hurt feelings has severely dropped.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 17, 2014
Sage advice from one of Twitter’s best commentators. Let’s hope some of them get the chance to hear it before they go out into the world and demand everything is handed to them on a silver platter.