Politics

Marco Rubio Takes Down Illegal Alien Child With His Football of Deportation

OK that headline might be slightly misleading. SLIGHTLY.

The kid wasn’t illegal (as far as we know), and the football was a regular ball. Still funny though.

The Buffalo Bills have signed the toddler as their wide receiver for the 2016 season, saying they’d never seen such heart and promise.

MEXCLUSIVE!! ‘BLOOD’ GANG MEMBER who shot New York Firefighter WAS A DEMOCRAT ACTIVIST!!